"As Jay's Mind Turns"

“Post 6, 2017 thru 2020 ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#62 May 22, 2013
Well, as I've said, every time I have eaten there, Victoria happened to be in the kitchen and prepared everything I've ever eaten there.

I have always had good service and exceptionally delicious and beautifully plated food.

I just know that to be my truth.

I can't explain yours.

However, from the comments of others on the B&B Facebook page, I know I'm not the only one.

I've never seen a customer who was eating when I was who did not ooh and ahh over the food.

Given my experiences, I am at a total loss to explain yours.
Anon

Saint Marys, GA

#63 May 22, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
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The "fair lacking?" I missed the fair. Was there a Ferris wheel?
I was perhaps to absorbed in enjoying the delicious fare, Alex.
If you call ahead, Alex, she can probably whip up something with tofu, beansprouts, and organic truffles for you.
There's nothing funnier than Jay commenting on typos. Oh wait...we all know that an Evil Editor somewhere is altering his posts.
Jorge

Kingsland, GA

#64 May 22, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
I have always had good service.
'Cause you're such a big tipper.
Soap

Saint Marys, GA

#65 May 22, 2013
The plot unfolds at breathtaking speed! After years of leaving a slime-trail through cyberspace, our hero may finally be getting his comeuppance at the hands of those he most often victimizes: women.

Having read the post of a young woman who offered a restaurant review of her own, Jay launched into his usual smear-campaign...only to find that she was no shrinking violet and could easily out-smart(and out-edit)him at every turn. Meanwhile the usual object of his obsessive psychosis continues to drive him mad by ignoring him.
But is "Samantha" real or yet another incarnation of Alex? And what of his little dog CJ? A canine or a cleverly disguised "commie-lib" in dog's clothing?

In that Jay has (in his words) a thirsty mind, perhaps he will amuse himself by acquainting himself with the Georgia law regarding his favorite hobby:
"For the purposes of this article, the term "harassing and intimidating" means a knowing and willful course of conduct directed at a specific person which causes emotional distress by placing such person in reasonable fear for such person's safety or the safety of a member of his or her immediate family, by establishing a pattern of harassing and intimidating behavior, and which serves no legitimate purpose. This Code section shall not be construed to require that an overt threat of death or bodily injury has been made.

http://www.haltabuse.org/resources/laws/georg...

Will our Julian turn over a new leaf and become the poster-boy for "anti-bullying" campaigns? Will he explain why, although he insists that he is certified to teach in Georgia schools, there's no record of that certification? How will WildflowerGate unfurl - violence or a serene roll through the petals?

What is certain is that viewers will remain captivated by this sometimes-amusing but most often sad sample of human detritus as he rampages, blusters, lies, slanders and eats his way through his pitiful existence. As one audience member stated "Karma's a boomerang."

We thank our star for continuing to advance the cause of higher education by leading our thoughts back to those who said it best e.g.

"If we lose our sanity ...
We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots,
the howl of the utterly lost
howling their nowhereness." D. H, Lawrence
Samantha Prado

Kingsland, GA

#66 May 22, 2013
Soap wrote:
The young woman responded with "I am highly uncomfortable you have chosen to internet stalk me and post all my links, which accomplishes what?" Poor dear...she's unused to the wily ways of our Jay.
And so we watch as our star destroys yet another establishment by pretending to represent it and managing to alienate customers.
Will this woman be his next obsession? Can we expect a pithy letter to the editor about her? Will she, too, eventually have to lodge a complaint with the police? Only time will tell!

The plot unfolds at breathtaking speed! After years of leaving a slime-trail through cyberspace, our hero may finally be getting his comeuppance at the hands of those he most often victimizes: women.
Having read the post of a young woman who offered a restaurant review of her own, Jay launched into his usual smear-campaign...only to find that she was no shrinking violet and could easily out-smart(and out-edit)him at every turn.
I am literally DYING of laughter. I have found my new favorite spot on the internet.
Anonny

Saint Marys, GA

#67 May 23, 2013
Brilliant as usual, Soap!
Anon

Kingsland, GA

#68 May 23, 2013
Soap makes Topix fun again.
Soap

Saint Marys, GA

#69 May 23, 2013
Update: D. H. Lawrence has just been added to our hero's infamous "List of Actionable Calumnies." It is expected that other deceased literary giants will soon be included as he builds his court-case.

The field's wide open: politicians, philosophers, artists, economists, psychiatrists...everyone who ever existed, exists now or will exist in the future is fair game. Because their only reason for being is to annoy one very large and deranged man.(His latest theory is that they're all Alex anyway).

So let's give our star a hand with his List. Here's a start:

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”Plato

“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.” Voltaire

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
Benjamin Franklin

Anon

Saint Marys, GA

#70 May 23, 2013
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Jay must be one heck of a hard worker then!
flip flop

Kingsland, GA

#71 May 23, 2013
Just a reminder, Mr. Moreno:

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”Plato

“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.” Voltaire

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
Benjamin Franklin

It has been two hours since soap tried to educate you. I am trying the Pavlov technique, you dirty dog.
Soap

Saint Marys, GA

#72 May 23, 2013
In today's episode, our idol reveals his new hobby! He begs the public to view his wildflower garden and then lurks in his garage all day, waiting to take photos of passing cars.
One can only imagine what ground-breaking photographic artistry will be produced. Can we hope for a one-man show some day? Surely the cognoscenti of the art world will embrace this Ansel Adams of license plates!

"To the young couple of Caucasians in the boxy blue Scion who stopped, grinned like jackasses eating cockleburs, then snapped a picture of my wildflower patch at 1409 HRS this afternoon, you did not really think you went undetect4ed (sic), did you? Did I make it out of the garage door soon enough to get our (sic) tag number as you slowly drove away?"

Elsewhere someone posts about a restaurant that they enjoy. Our star's response? "Other than being "green," "socially conscious," and a hangout for trendoids and nerds with laptops, I don't get it."

In that he is notoriously anti-environmental, the poster-child for the "socially UNconscious", far from trendy and lacks a lap, his comment is understandable.
This scene was a teaser as we move into the gripping "Search for Jay's Lap" series of episodes. Hold onto your seats, viewers, as the hunt begins. Lap def.: "The front area from the waist to the knees of a seated person."

This could be as titillatingly pulse-pounding as the search for the Holy Grail or Jimmy Hoffa's body. Investigators from around the globe amass to discuss the case. The lap in question was last seen decades ago and some theorists posit that it will never be located again. Others hold out hope and believe that it still exists but is buried under a vast mound of disgruntled mobile refuse.

This just keeps getting better! And always waiting in the wings are his arch-enemies, "Jorge", "Anon" and "Samantha" - at the ready to expose the big man's lunacy at every turn.
Or are they all, in reality, his bęte noir, "Alex"? And who is this "Alex" that has so consumed his Topix-time and energy over the years? A fictional character created by his thwarted lust-maddened brain? An all-powerful cyber-tech who spends her life rearranging his letters on Topix? Is she real...or simply the manifestation of a mind that has gone terribly awry?

Only time will tell. We leave our star now: huddled in his garage: awaiting flower-stalkers, suffering from Topix withdrawal and re-thinking the advantages of a laptop while muttering "Where DO you put one of those things anyway?"
Grasshopper

Kingsland, GA

#73 May 23, 2013
I could take the patch down to 1/2" in about 30 seconds.

“Post 6, 2017 thru 2020 ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#74 May 23, 2013
I could unload a whole magazine in 4. Feeling lucky?
Telling it like it is

Woodbine, GA

#75 May 23, 2013
I can do it in 2.5 sec and would love to prove it to you old man. I would even pay for your visit to any range of your choice just to prove it.

“Post 6, 2017 thru 2020 ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#76 May 23, 2013
No, just show up in the middle of the night for a personal demonstration.
Anon

Saint Marys, GA

#77 May 23, 2013
"The Search for Jay's Lap" Damn, Soap, you're good! "Others hold out hope and believe that it still exists but is buried under a vast mound of disgruntled mobile refuse." Love it!
Did you see the pic of the famous wildflowers? It's hilarious!
Magazine Dumper

Savannah, GA

#78 May 23, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
I could unload a whole magazine in 4. Feeling lucky?
A magazine of what...Twinkies?

Yeah, I know...you'll come back with some tough-guy response, offering to meet me anywhere, anytime...or daring me to show up for a "personal demo"...whatever.

You go ahead and enjoy your daylong and nighttime fantasies of "blowing away those who dare challenge me". I spend less time worrying about you than I do the buttgas I get anytime I eat Mexican food. You both affect me about the same way.

Later, Rambo.
The Colonel

Snellville, GA

#79 May 23, 2013
And unload a bucket of chicken in 3. Feeling hungry?
JasonW

Saint Marys, GA

#80 May 23, 2013
Oh dear Jay, are you feeling unloved and unappreciated? I wonder why....
Good stuff, Soap. Its about time someone took the fool down.
Telling it like it is

Woodbine, GA

#81 May 23, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
No, just show up in the middle of the night for a personal demonstration.
I have no reason to show up to your house. You're just afraid. ALL TALK AS ALWAYS!

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