Ugliest house in St. Marys

Ugliest house in St. Marys

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Quest

Kingsland, GA

#1 Sep 4, 2013
I just saw the ugliest house in St. Marys. It is on Victoria Circle. It is not hard to miss, it looks like it was painted by a deranged Easter Bunny with leftover egg dye.

PS Guess who lives there!

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#2 Sep 4, 2013
I do. It's the only non-boring house in the whole S/D. Also the best landscaped.
Anon

Kingsland, GA

#3 Sep 4, 2013
Is it the one with the empty lot full of overgrown weeds beside it?
Jorge

Kingsland, GA

#4 Sep 4, 2013
The Jaynius' way of saying "eff u a-holes" to his neighbors who may not be on the forum. If your mission in life is to piss everyone off, you can't limit yourself to one medium.
Wally - home and garden

Saint Marys, GA

#5 Sep 4, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
I do. It's the only non-boring house in the whole S/D. Also the best landscaped.
Jay is proud of his "Walmart" landscaping job. I offered him a turn key deal for a beautiful yard and he told me to ESAD. 501 may just be the best landscaped yard in his neighborhood.

http://qpublic7.qpublic.net/wingap_photo.php...
landscaper

Saint Marys, GA

#6 Sep 4, 2013
What I especially like is Jay's choice of a wide variety if landscape vegetation to make the entire yard a true showplace.
garden center

Saint Marys, GA

#7 Sep 4, 2013
You failed to mention the beautiful scalloped border pavers which are available at your nearest Walmart for only $1.77 each. It looks like a little pearl necklace around the front of the house.
ZIG-ZAG

Saint Marys, GA

#8 Sep 4, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
I do. It's the only non-boring house in the whole S/D. Also the best landscaped.
You wouldn't tell a fib, would you, Jay?

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#9 Sep 4, 2013
Absolutely nothing in my landscaping came from Walmart. One tree(bloodgood maple) came from Lowes. Also 3 pyracanthers

Tulip poplars, dyanamite crape myrtles, red maple trees, hollies, sycamore, and black mission fig tree came from Fast Growing Trees on-line.

There are seven double knockout rose bushes en route from there now.

Apparently, I'm the only one in the whole S/D with enough sense to know that you can't plant things
directly into this sugar sand and have them thrive.
You MUST dig out the sand and replace it with MiracleGro garden soil for trees and shrubs.

You must use as many bags as it takes to completely nest the root ball in the MircleGro soil.

CAUTION Do NOT use potting soil for this purpose.
Chitty Hall

Saint Marys, GA

#10 Sep 4, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
Absolutely nothing in my landscaping came from Walmart. One tree(bloodgood maple) came from Lowes. Also 3 pyracanthers
Tulip poplars, dyanamite crape myrtles, red maple trees, hollies, sycamore, and black mission fig tree came from Fast Growing Trees on-line.
There are seven double knockout rose bushes en route from there now.
Apparently, I'm the only one in the whole S/D with enough sense to know that you can't plant things
directly into this sugar sand and have them thrive.
You MUST dig out the sand and replace it with MiracleGro garden soil for trees and shrubs.
You must use as many bags as it takes to completely nest the root ball in the MircleGro soil.
CAUTION Do NOT use potting soil for this purpose.
Are we talking about the same place? Where are all the trees and rose bushes? This is your house isn't it?

http://qpublic7.qpublic.net/wingap_photo.php...
Jorge

Kingsland, GA

#11 Sep 4, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
Also 3 pyracanthers
Correction: FUGLIEST house in St Marys. I especially like the front window architectural detail. NOT! If the Jaynius had any taste, he would find it up his azz.

btw Jaynius, I've previously corrected your misspelling of pyracantha. Are you not trainable?
matingcornsnakes

Saint Marys, GA

#12 Sep 4, 2013
"3 pyracanthers"......what the hell is a pyracanther?

From the guy who corrects everyone else. Wasn't English one of your majors, fat man?

FUGLIEST house in St. Marys, hands down.

Hohohohahaahaahaa!

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#13 Sep 5, 2013
Chitty Hall wrote:
<quoted text>
Are we talking about the same place? Where are all the trees and rose bushes? This is your house isn't it?
http://qpublic7.qpublic.net/wingap_photo.php...
As you well know, lying scum, that was taken BEFORE I had done any landscaping whatsoever. The few plants in the front(ruby lorapetalum) were planted by the builder.

The rose bushes will arrive later today.

There are of course roses planted next to the fence. Don Juans.

Oh, and the 4 oleanders came from a nursery in Switzerland, FL.
why not buy local

Grayson, GA

#14 Sep 5, 2013
Support local businesses. There are local nurseries that you could buy from, why not?
piddypat

Saint Marys, GA

#15 Sep 5, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
<quoted text>
The rose bushes will arrive later today.
Oh I see, Your house WILL BE the best landscaped house in the neighborhood AFTER YOU LANDSCAPE YOUR YARD. Mine WILL BE to.
Anon2

Kingsland, GA

#16 Sep 5, 2013
Don Juans? The delusions continue....
Jorge

Kingsland, GA

#17 Sep 5, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
<quoted text>
As you well know, lying scum, that was taken BEFORE I had done any landscaping whatsoever. The few plants in the front(ruby lorapetalum) were planted by the builder.
The rose bushes will arrive later today.
There are of course roses planted next to the fence. Don Juans.
Oh, and the 4 oleanders came from a nursery in Switzerland, FL.
Lipstick on a pig.
JumpTheShark

Saint Marys, GA

#18 Sep 5, 2013
http://qpublic7.qpublic.net/ga_display.php...

What I want to know is how the hell Moreno got his assessment to be $51,000 under what he paid for the house just 5 years ago.

Mine is nearly twice what I paid for it 8 years ago.

He must know someone in the assessors office.

According to him, he has added a deep well, sprinkler system, fancy hot water system, and expensive landscaping too. This is BS.
Obvious

Kingsland, GA

#19 Sep 5, 2013
Jay is more resourceful and intelligent than you.
back at ya

Saint Marys, GA

#20 Sep 5, 2013
Obvious wrote:
Jay is more resourceful and intelligent than you.
Or perhaps the shark bought or built a house that is not the ugliest house in St. Marys. Maybe shark's house is one of the most desirable houses in St. Marys.

That raises the question of who is more resourceful or intelligent.

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