Americans With No Abilities Act

Americans With No Abilities Act

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Harry Reed

Dornsife, PA

#1 Jan 5, 2013
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
Stalinsky

United States

#2 Jan 5, 2013
Don't we already have this program in operation in the form of government workers protected by government employee unions?

So the "Americans With No Abilities Act" is going to be another duplicate government program. However, multiplying and duplicating government programs is a great plan to insure the success of the "Americans With No Abilities Act."

“Don't let em take ur liberties”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#3 Jan 5, 2013
Harry Reed wrote:
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"
"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
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“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#4 Jan 5, 2013
I just sent the plan to my professor/ deptartment head in the Public Administration program at CCGA.

Figured she would want a heads-up to start making any needed syllabus changes.

Since: Dec 11

Dornsife, PA

#5 Jan 5, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
I just sent the plan to my professor/ deptartment head in the Public Administration program at CCGA.
Figured she would want a heads-up to start making any needed syllabus changes.
Dear Mr. Moreno,

Why would you be interested in taking a course on Public Administration? Do you have political aspirations?

Sincerely,

Nan

P.S.: I just blew my citrus flavored green tea through my nose.

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#6 Jan 5, 2013
Please suck it down your trachea next time.

Green tea. It figures.
CRD

Dornsife, PA

#7 Jan 5, 2013
Nan-zilla wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear Mr. Moreno,
Why would you be interested in taking a course on Public Administration? Do you have political aspirations?
Sincerely,
Nan
P.S.: I just blew my citrus flavored green tea through my nose.
Damn good question, Moreno. Why you studying Public Admin.? You'll never use it.
bubba131

United States

#8 Jan 5, 2013
Is this balony true???
whateva

Kawasaki, Japan

#9 Jan 5, 2013
Harry Reed wrote:
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
Bravo! Perfectly performed satire.
Trip

United States

#10 Jan 6, 2013
Harry Reed wrote:
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"
"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
This is what I've seen during my lifetime. From putting a man on the moon to "you can have it all baby"! Take a look at us now...buy the way buddy can you apare a dime?
Telling it like it is

Woodbine, GA

#11 Jan 6, 2013
CRD wrote:
<quoted text>
Damn good question, Moreno. Why you studying Public Admin.? You'll never use it.
He is doing that because he has nothing else to do. This old man will probably die before he is given the opportunity to use all this education he has acquired. Personally, I feel it is just more tax dollars going down the drain. He feels that since he served in the Navy....BLAH BLAH BLAH and all the other crap he claimed he has done,he is entitled to it. Well, as far as that goes,in some areas of his statements in the past concerning this subject,I agree with him. I also feel once you obtain these degrees you should be required to get gainful employment during a certain time frame. He hasn't. He just keeps keeps taking other classes because if he stops, they will cut his ass off.

In short,Jay is just mooching off the system. Another example of legally sucking the tax payers dry. The freeloading jack ass!!!

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#12 Jan 6, 2013
Dear Hate-filled Fool,

Under Georgia law, any Georgia resident aged 62 or older may take college classes, to include graduate level classes, for credit, for free, on a space available basis, at any unit of the University System of Georgia. While all tuition is waived, such students must provide their own textbooks.

Oh, and can start/stop/re-start at will.

I thoroughly enjoy the company of other intelligent people and the acquisition of previously unpossessed knowledge (though rarely, in my case.)

I highly recommend it to fellow seniors who are not ignorant, hate-filled asses.
Telling it like it is

Woodbine, GA

#13 Jan 6, 2013
LIKE I SAID....you will never use the information to obtain gainful employment. You missed my point dumbass.Total waste of space you are,even if the space is available to you because you are some old man.
Thuggie Hate Filled Ass

United States

#14 Jan 6, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
Dear Hate-filled Fool,
Under Georgia law, any Georgia resident aged 62 or older may take college classes, to include graduate level classes, for credit, for free, on a space available basis, at any unit of the University System of Georgia. While all tuition is waived, such students must provide their own textbooks.
Oh, and can start/stop/re-start at will.
I thoroughly enjoy the company of other intelligent people and the acquisition of previously unpossessed knowledge (though rarely, in my case.)
I highly recommend it to fellow seniors who are not ignorant, hate-filled asses.
Just what is the longest time you held one job?
Moreno jay

Dornsife, PA

#15 Jan 6, 2013
Selling Insurance in Savannah. Then they caught on to me.

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#16 Jan 6, 2013
Moreno jay wrote:
Selling Insurance in Savannah. Then they caught on to me.
And what did "they" catch on to?
Fast Boat

Dornsife, PA

#17 Jan 6, 2013
You know, the Donzi scheme.

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#18 Jan 6, 2013
Fast Boat wrote:
You know, the Donzi scheme.
Details, please.

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