poonslayer

Edwardsville, IL

#1 Nov 29, 2012
looking for someone to tie me up, whip me, gag me, call me big papa. and I would love to have chocolate syrup pour on my butthole then have cherries shoved up my ass and have a big juicy peepee pop them so I can feel like a little girl again :)
poonslayer

Edwardsville, IL

#2 Nov 29, 2012
poonslayer wrote:
looking for someone to tie me up, whip me, gag me, call me big papa. and I would love to have chocolate syrup pour on my butthole then have cherries shoved up my ass and have a big juicy peepee pop them so I can feel like a little girl again :)
BTW this is devin smith
WAL-MART SHOPPER

Belleville, IL

#3 Nov 30, 2012
Highland Illinois is one strange town!!! We have freaks of every type here!
Scott

Washington, IL

#4 Nov 30, 2012
This Highland Forum cracks me up!
yeah well

Edwardsville, IL

#5 Nov 30, 2012
I want someone to strip me down, put me in a sex swing, pour honey all over my body, cover me in REAL chicken feathers, spank me with a wooden spoon and feed me a McChicken as they bark like a dog at me!!! WE DONT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!
yeah well

Edwardsville, IL

#6 Nov 30, 2012
;P
highland lifer

Highland, IL

#7 Dec 3, 2012
i want an enema, bondage style.
wiki

United States

#8 Dec 3, 2012
Not to be confused with Edema,Ćnema, or Ćnima.
This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed.(December 2008)
This rectal bulb syringe may be used to administer smaller enemas.
Enema Device for bowel irrigation
An enema (/ˈɛn&#6 01;mə/; plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract. An enema has the advantage over any laxative in its speed and certainty of action, and some people prefer it for this reason.
Enemas can be carried out as treatment for medical conditions, such as constipation and encopresis, and as part of some alternative health therapies. They are also used to administer certain medical or recreational drugs. Enemas have been used for rehydration therapy (proctoclysis) in patients for whom intravenous therapy is not applicable.[1] Some people find enemas sexually arousing (Klismaphilia).
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A normal clyster syringe (in front) and the nozzle for a syringe designed for self-administration (in the back). The latter avoided the need for a second party to attend an embarrassing procedure.
Enema comes from Greek ἔν&#949 ;μα (énema), from ἐν&#943 ;ημ&#953 ; (eníēmi), "(I) inject".
Clyster, also spelled glister in the 17th century, comes from Greek κλυ στή ρ (klystḗr), from κλύ ζω (klýzo), "(I) wash". It is an archaic word for enema, more particularly for enemas administered using a clyster syringe – that is, a syringe with a rectal nozzle and a plunger rather than a bulb. Clyster syringes were used from the 17th century (or before) to the 19th century, when they were largely replaced by enema bulb syringes, bocks, and bags.
The patient was placed in an appropriate position (kneeling, with the buttocks raised, or lying on the side); a servant or apothecary would then insert the nozzle into the anus and depress the plunger, resulting in the liquid remedy (generally, water, but also some preparations) being injected into the colon.
Because of the embarrassment a woman might feel when showing her buttocks (and possibly her genitals, depending on the position) to a male apothecary, some contraptions were invented that blocked all from the apothecary's view except for the anal area. Another invention was syringes equipped with a special bent nozzle, which enabled self-administration, thereby eliminating the embarrassment.
Clysters were administered for symptoms of constipation and, with more questionable effectiveness, stomach aches and other illnesses. In his early-modern treatise, The Diseases of Women with Child, François Mauriceau records that both midwives and man-midwives commonly administered clysters to labouring mothers just prior to their delivery.
In Roper's biography of his father-in-law Sir Thomas More, he tells of Thomas More's eldest daughter falling sick of the sweating sickness. She could not be awakened by doctors. After praying, it came to Thomas More:
There straightway it came into his mind that a clyster would be the one way to help her, which when he told the physicians, they at once confessed that if there were any hope of health, it was the very best help indeed, much marveling among themselves that they had not afore remembered it.
Klismo

Baton Rouge, LA

#9 Dec 11, 2012
Hey, don't knock a gently administered enema until you try it. Marilyn Monroe and Mae West were both into them for fun and health reasons.
Xxx

Alton, IL

#10 Dec 18, 2012
Mmmmm mmmm you had me at whips and gags baby. This town ain't ready for my kinky ass. If you wonder why your new neighbor doesn't invite you inside, don't fret, it's only because my dungeon isn't set up yet. Can't have everyone seeing my toys.
Offbase

Edwardsville, IL

#11 Dec 22, 2012
Worst Apocalypse Ever.
cntstoplaffn

Emden, IL

#12 May 28, 2014
To Klismo. Look what happened to Marilyn and Mae. Both gone. Didn't help o clean out all the stuff. There you are.

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