Maitland Vice Mayor Phil Bonus acknowledged Tuesday night that his name appears on the same prostitution-ring client list that last week led state Rep.
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#21 Feb 10, 2013
Checked into the Mount Vernon, we figure we can maybe track down Phil and this is the closest place to stay. The maid saw our rubber mask of Phil and asked about it. We told her the whole history of the Phil Bonus rubber head and she was intrigued, had read about him in the local papers and thought he was sort of sexy, but never acted on it. She borrowed JuJuBee's rubber head while we went out for spray tan and said she banged her boyfriend while he wore the rubber head and it was the best she'd ever had and now she's going to help us find Phil so we can get our groove on. She also got us a discount at the Mount Vernon so we can stay.
Any tips on where to find our stud Phil??
#22 Feb 17, 2013
Fate is just not on our side, but I pray that we're close. We have been hanging around Park Avenue and Maitland at all hours of the day and night, and no Phil Bonus! Good thing we have our rubber masks for our tricks to get our Phil fill each day. We landed jobs so we can stay local to try to find Phil. I'm a spray tan operator 3 days a week and the other 2 days, I do porn stand-in work. JuJuBee is doing pedicures and cleaning an Econolodge down on SOBT.
#23 Feb 18, 2013
Is anyone even reading our posts? We've been looking for Phil Bonus for months now, and not a single tip. Literally. Anyway, we're still living at the Mount Vernon, figuring Phil has got to be close. We just want to meet him and have some fun, is that a crime?
Anyway, our rubberheads of Phil are hanging in there. I can't say a lot of guys like putting on a rubber mask of some other guy, but Orlando is a pretty strange place.
#24 Feb 20, 2013
What. A. Day. We thought we got a "hot" tip on Phil's whereabouts. And let's face it, anything about Phil is hot. Man-Stud that one. And JuJuBee and I are getting pretty tired of laying guys wearing a Phil Bonus rubber mask, we want the real thing.
Anyway, we heard he was at Brio in that Winter Park Town Square place down the street, so JuJuBee bags out of her job at the EconoLodge on the SOBT and I get a break from my spray tan shift work and we put on our high heels, lipstick, and get our asses down to Brio for some Phil pick-up action. Nowhere to be seen. The barmaid says he was there, but only drinking a diet Coke and left. We searched that whole place top to bottom and no sign of Phil. Then the barmaid says she's not even sure it was him. We picked up a couple of tricks at the the bar and took them back to the Mt. Vernon and had sex all afternoon (with them wearing the Phil Bonus rubber masks). We're beat!
JuJuBee got a job doing Burlesque at a topless club near the airport and I got an extra shift at the spray tan place and continue to do stunt porn work so we're here to stay. Wish we'd run into Phil, though.
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