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Jack likes Stupid People

Rochester, MI

#146 Nov 18, 2010
Larry Fine wrote:
<quoted text>If you and I were standing in The Blind Fish and you said that to me, I would grab A piece of raw Snapper and knock Granny's teef'es out of your pie hole
Please, tell me something original. You wouldn't be able to pay your telephone bill because you would be filing all those police reports about the big man that was picking on you like you did at the senior center some months back, your nothing but a smelly, ponytailed sissy bag of shit. Go bite your sewer nails dip and quite smoking white owls.

Since: Aug 10

Saint Clair Shores

#147 Nov 21, 2010
Okay, back to the burgers. I have two suggestions. Cook the bacon until it's crispy, soggy bacon is gross on a burger (failed twice on this one). Provide another choice of fries, even if they're not homemade. A standard Coney Island style fry, cooked nice and crispy like Bates or Top Dog in Dearborn. The shoestrings are too soggy/greasy and for to go orders, they're hopeless. Burgers/buns are excellent otherwise.
Al Catraz

Mount Clemens, MI

#148 Nov 21, 2010
Capn Bill wrote:
Okay, back to the burgers. I have two suggestions. Cook the bacon until it's crispy, soggy bacon is gross on a burger (failed twice on this one). Provide another choice of fries, even if they're not homemade. A standard Coney Island style fry, cooked nice and crispy like Bates or Top Dog in Dearborn. The shoestrings are too soggy/greasy and for to go orders, they're hopeless. Burgers/buns are excellent otherwise.
You need A Big Mike fist in your grille.
Fellatio Fellow

Houston, TX

#149 Nov 22, 2010
Al Catraz wrote:
<quoted text>You need A Big Mike fist in your grille.
I have a feeling Jack and Mike are always sticking things in each other's grille, but they aren't called fists (or burgers).

Since: Aug 10

Saint Clair Shores

#150 Nov 26, 2010
Al Catraz wrote:
<quoted text>You need A Big Mike fist in your grille.
I can never hear that comeback enough. It's a scream every time, thanks :)
Ugly Hillbillly Wife

Berkley, MI

#151 Nov 27, 2010
Al Catraz wrote:
<quoted text>You need A Big Mike fist in your grille.
Did either one of you find a REAL job yet? Pay your house payment loser.
Al Katraz

Mount Clemens, MI

#152 Nov 27, 2010
Capn Bill wrote:
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I can never hear that comeback enough. It's a scream every time, thanks :)
Thanks Capn Bill, I do what ever it takes to help keep good people like you informed.
Fellatio Fellow

United States

#153 Nov 27, 2010
If Jack comes into my restuarant, He's getting extra secret sauce on his burger!!!!
Ugly Hillbillly Wife

Berkley, MI

#154 Nov 27, 2010
Fellatio Fellow wrote:
If Jack comes into my restuarant, He's getting extra secret sauce on his burger!!!!
How about if he comes into your hillbilly wifes party store?
Crown Vic My Court Car

Waterford, MI

#155 Nov 27, 2010
Ugly Hillbillly Wife wrote:
<quoted text>How about if he comes into your hillbilly wifes party store?
He'll get a secret headjob and give her the special sauce, kiss her again, Mr. Proxy. ROLMFAO
Marina Resident

Troy, MI

#156 Dec 8, 2010
Ate @ achatz 2X this pst summer, enjoyed both meals. A bit on the expensive side though. Looking to eat there again soon. Unsure why they are closed on sundays in the summer though
RICHARD

Farmington, MI

#157 Apr 12, 2011
I go there often with my grandson,age 3.It serves the best burgers, shakes and fries I've had since the 1950s. The homemade buns are great.
Jack is a Fairy

United States

#159 Apr 13, 2011
Sandy wrote:
I was there once on vacation and stopped in only to be tramatized by the feces on the floor in the middle of the woman bathroom, the place is discusting to put it mildly. I told one of the women there and she said if I dont like it then I should clean it myself....How sick
Did an overweight, gray haired man exit the bathroom just before you saw this? If so, he has a medical condition, and gender issues. Be glad he didn't ask u for money.

Achatz burgers shouldn't be blamed.
JackSupport

Southfield, MI

#160 Apr 13, 2011
I think it was a tall lanky ostrich-type looking fella with imitation looking teeth.
Jack has no support

Troy, MI

#161 Apr 14, 2011
Jack is a Fairy wrote:
<quoted text>
Did an overweight, gray haired man exit the bathroom just before you saw this? If so, he has a medical condition, and gender issues. Be glad he didn't ask u for money.
Achatz burgers shouldn't be blamed.
The tooth fairy gives money for teeth, Jacks not a fairy because he won't give money to any body, even people who buy things for his house and need to be refunded, ask Mike if you don't believe me.
gingersa

Grosse Pointe, MI

#162 Apr 14, 2011
Achatz is really good. Give it a try for yourself. Support your local businesses. Try it, it won't break you. Ignore all the negative posters, they lack a hobby and are bitter.
Poser

Grosse Pointe, MI

#163 Aug 16, 2012
I don't understand all the fuss about Achatz burgers. They are pretty good burgers but are way overpriced and the service is too slow. The last few times I went there I left right away because the line was too long. I would just as soon go to Travis, sit down, order a burger and have it delivered to my table in less time it takes to stand in line at Achatz. And I think Travis burgers taste better. A real burger, not a fast-food burger.
Buzzy

Mount Clemens, MI

#164 Aug 18, 2012
Poser wrote:
I don't understand all the fuss about Achatz burgers. They are pretty good burgers but are way overpriced and the service is too slow. The last few times I went there I left right away because the line was too long. I would just as soon go to Travis, sit down, order a burger and have it delivered to my table in less time it takes to stand in line at Achatz. And I think Travis burgers taste better. A real burger, not a fast-food burger.
You can't beat A Travis Burger and one of their milk shakes.
They are the best by far. I saw old Joe from Joe's Sinclar gas station there once after he was hit in back the head with A wrench.
Guy

Roseville, MI

#165 Oct 9, 2012
This thread reminds me of why I moved from the shores. Enjoy it, guys.

And Achatz is a speck of good food and novel culture in a strip mall wasteland. I was shocked when I found it during my last visit home. You think they'd get this much vitriol had they opened up in Royal Oak?

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