Jesus is Coming!
Believer

Springfield, MO

#1 Mar 2, 2013
Jesus is coming soon. Are you ready? Will you be looking at porn when Jesus comes? Will you be drinking licker and smoking a big reefer when it happens? Will you be cussing a blue streak or having sexual relations? What if Jesus finds you playing cards or dancing? Be ready!
Curious

Springfield, MO

#2 Mar 2, 2013
When Jesus walked the earth, do you think he ever had to poop? What did he use to wipe himself? They didn't have toilet paper back then, did they?
mama

Springfield, MO

#3 Mar 3, 2013
You are SICK! Blasphemy is unforgivable sin, and you will pay a terrible price!
Believer

Springfield, MO

#4 Mar 3, 2013
Jesus wants you to worship him and give him the praise. If you don't love Jesus, you will burn forever in a devil's hell!
Saved

Springfield, MO

#5 Mar 4, 2013
Praise the Lord! Jesus Saves! Blasphemers will burn in hell!
Athiestic Happiness

United States

#6 Mar 10, 2013
Jesus may have existed but his beliefs were false and this has been proven many times. The bible has been fully debunked and is not considered a historical document in any country.
This happens to be the largest scam I can think of, Christianity that is. Why do churches need so much money? How come in the bible it clearly says to pray and worship in private? Why do Christians claim to respect your beliefs but aggressively try to ram their religion down your throat and make clear threats to your well being if you do not accept their belief?
If Jesus is coming I will shoot that zombie with a shotgun and defecate on his rotten face while singing highway to hell.
You all should think more clearly and logically. A dead guy from over 2000 years ago is not suddenly coming back to life just to what.. kill all of us? That's what is written in your holy book that this man rises from the grave satan comes to wage war blah blah blah.
I would rather join the devil against an immature, cruel, childish, and unloving GOD that you all deem worthy of worshiping.
a believer

Plattsburg, MO

#7 Mar 10, 2013
Jesus loves you
Athiestic Happiness wrote:
Jesus may have existed but his beliefs were false and this has been proven many times. The bible has been fully debunked and is not considered a historical document in any country.
This happens to be the largest scam I can think of, Christianity that is. Why do churches need so much money? How come in the bible it clearly says to pray and worship in private? Why do Christians claim to respect your beliefs but aggressively try to ram their religion down your throat and make clear threats to your well being if you do not accept their belief?
If Jesus is coming I will shoot that zombie with a shotgun and defecate on his rotten face while singing highway to hell.
You all should think more clearly and logically. A dead guy from over 2000 years ago is not suddenly coming back to life just to what.. kill all of us? That's what is written in your holy book that this man rises from the grave satan comes to wage war blah blah blah.
I would rather join the devil against an immature, cruel, childish, and unloving GOD that you all deem worthy of worshiping.
Believer

Springfield, MO

#8 Mar 11, 2013
Jesus died for your sins! You better start loving him before its too late. You have nothing to lose but your soul.

Since: Jan 13

United States

#9 Mar 12, 2013
And at the stroke of midnight, the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the punkin patch and all that sees will believe and the word will go forth and fifth. There shall be drinking, much merriment and grinding. Brothas and sisters will get low to da floor and freakin will be upon the land and it’ll all be good.
But behold those who follow the virgin’s child shall pour cold water on all who are having fun saying “… verily, verily, I say unto all-yall. Freakin is against the laws of nature and should not be done except to make new believers. Keep that snake in your pants boy!…”
Later, many generations from now all will see what this horse crap was and is all about. A effort to keep white women and darkies in their place.

“http://obbop.wor dpress.com/”

Since: Oct 08

Fight the feds for freedom

#10 Mar 12, 2013
Brainwash the humans when young when it is so easy and that which is shoved into their immature still-developing brains usually remains for a life-time.

The end-results is highly visible in any society you roam.

Observe the often strange-to-us behaviors where Muslims predominate.

They were indoctrinated while young.

I believe that a person named Jesus preached back in those long-ago days but it is a great leap to elevate that guy to Godhead status.

Decades of observation and various studies leads me to conclude that the fear of death, final death... total nonexistence for eternity, combined with early indoctrination for many adherents, leads to a deep-seated "belief" that is impervious to logic or rational thinking.

On the whole, it is best for the non-adherents to smile, be nice, and minimize one's interaction with the adherents.

And be thankful our cultures leads to the majority of those adherents tend to be generally peaceful.

Exceptions exist as it does for every group and sub-culture within the USA.
a believer

Cameron, MO

#11 Mar 12, 2013
my take on it is, I'd rather believe in God, and I do, I as a Christian will spend eternity in Heaven, as not believing and finding out there is a God and spending forever in hell.
And the comparison between Christians and muslims is a pretty good stretch, I can't remember in recent time of any Christian strapping a child with a bomb and detonating it in a crowed market.
Obbop wrote:
Brainwash the humans when young when it is so easy and that which is shoved into their immature still-developing brains usually remains for a life-time.
The end-results is highly visible in any society you roam.
Observe the often strange-to-us behaviors where Muslims predominate.
They were indoctrinated while young.
I believe that a person named Jesus preached back in those long-ago days but it is a great leap to elevate that guy to Godhead status.
Decades of observation and various studies leads me to conclude that the fear of death, final death... total nonexistence for eternity, combined with early indoctrination for many adherents, leads to a deep-seated "belief" that is impervious to logic or rational thinking.
On the whole, it is best for the non-adherents to smile, be nice, and minimize one's interaction with the adherents.
And be thankful our cultures leads to the majority of those adherents tend to be generally peaceful.
Exceptions exist as it does for every group and sub-culture within the USA.
reffef

Rochester, PA

#12 Mar 14, 2013
youtube.com/watch... ……
Excuse is Reason for Jesus who is not coming hes a dead man like all humans get old and do die.
Curious

Springfield, MO

#13 Mar 14, 2013
I was being serious! If Jesus was without sin, do you think he had to pee and poop like regular people? Do you think his poop didn't stink? These are serious questions.

Since: Jan 13

United States

#14 Mar 14, 2013
a believer wrote:
my take on it is, I'd rather believe in God, and I do, I as a Christian will spend eternity in Heaven, as not believing and finding out there is a God and spending forever in hell.
And the comparison between Christians and muslims is a pretty good stretch, I can't remember in recent time of any Christian strapping a child with a bomb and detonating it in a crowed market. <quoted text>
To address your first paragraph… What you espouse is what many preachers call “fire insurance” faith. To put it another way: I’ll profess faith and live the Christian life, just in case. To be blunt, that is the height of hypocrisy. It’s akin to saying you don’t cheat on your spouse not because it would be wrong, but because she might find out.

As to the second paragraph… Christians have been known to go a wee bit overboard as well. Looking back we have “The Troubles” in Northern Ireland where innocent children on both sides were killed in senseless violent acts, Salem Witch Trials, the Inquisition, and the Crusades. The Old Testament has several examples of Israel upon instructions of I Am killing ALL of a conquered people. That included combatants, non-combatants, men, women and children even their dogs! Now that is harsh. During post-war testimony before both the House and Senate one of our most decorated WWII AAF Generals (Curtis Lemay) used Deuteronomy 7, versus 1-26 to justify his policy of carpet and firebombing civilian targets in both Germany and Japan. His justification was readily accepted by Congressional leaders and to my knowledge never questioned by Christian leaders or clergy in the victorious Allied countries.
Check Six… Later
Borat

Kazakhstan

#15 Mar 14, 2013
Athiestic Happiness wrote:
Jesus may have existed but his beliefs were false and this has been proven many times. The bible has been fully debunked and is not considered a historical document in any country.

Only in the censored textbooks and controlled media. Not online where the truth comes out and the Bible is confirmed repeatedly. Nothing has ever disproven God's word.

Are you Catholic? Seems to always be the Catholics going around with this opinion, calling themselves so-called 'atheist'.
Borat

Kazakhstan

#16 Mar 14, 2013
Obbop wrote:
Brainwash the humans when young when it is so easy and that which is shoved into their immature still-developing brains usually remains for a life-time.

Religions are not really brainwashing when all they do is attempt to inform others of the true world history. Brainwashing is something done by the state, as we have in the schools.

Islam does forbid conversion so that is an unfortunate type of dark age.
who

Ozark, MO

#17 Mar 15, 2013
ok
Athiestic Happiness

Springfield, MO

#18 Mar 18, 2013
Believer wrote:
Jesus died for your sins! You better start loving him before its too late. You have nothing to lose but your soul.
lol jesus doesn't love me he is dead, without emotion, non existent except in our history books and no i wont love him I save that emotion for my family thank you. What did he do for me? certainly didn't die for me.. I wasn't born yet, and how the fuck is dieing for my sins? last i checked he died for insulting priests and threatening their temple and pissing off an entire city by blashpemizing then expecting them not to "blasphemize" his faith what did the dumbass expect them to do. tolerate his actions? NO the dumbass deserved what he got any man dumb enough to heavily insult and threaten an entire city of people deserves to be crucified and killed.

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