OK spanky.....your chess pieces melted again.<quoted text>
Dammit man, leave your wife out of this! The thinking people are communicating here and nobody has time for your overcompensations and insufferable clucking noises. If we need a country club tough guy and political caricature to throw his parent's money at each and every one of his publically displayed mental failures, you will most certainly be the first to know.
go fix the greens at the country club, or you are fired.
wash the toilet also.