I really don't get what you think I'm so jealous of. Kelly Kohls? Seriously? The most hated person in Springboro, next to crazy Sonny? Um, no thank you. What is there to be jealous of? That she's the school board president for another couple of months? Her fashion sense? Her power point presentations? Her droning voice? Her inability to work collaboratively with teachers? Her psychosis? Her illusions of grandeur? Her ability to lie and believe herself?<quoted text>
...sounds like your dreadful narrow mindedness could certainly
welcome some improvement; but it'll take more than a standing ovation to rise above your low mental capacity. A mind is a
terrible thing to lose to jealousy and envy; don't think
even Dr. Malone has a prescription for that in the board room.
Really, I see nothing to be jealous of. At all.