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Pat Robertson Blames Ivy Schools for Lack of Miracles

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BillyBob

Rochester, NY

#1 Apr 2, 2013
Televangelist Pat Robertson told a viewer that Americans aren't experiencing God's miracles because they are too "sophisticated." Blames Ivy League schools. Why do miracles "happen with higher frequency in Africa, and not here in the USA?" he asked.

Because we're not as gullible?
Ha Ha

Las Vegas, NV

#2 Apr 2, 2013
My father in law just died ... while he was sick in the hospital, many of his friends said that they would pray for him.

Dispite all that prayer ... he died just a few days later.

Now they are gonna be at the wake ... and I wanna tell them how much their prayer helped!

It was as useful as pig tits.
Ha Ha

Las Vegas, NV

#3 Apr 2, 2013
P.S. Pat Robertson is also as useful as pig tits
BillyBob

Rochester, NY

#4 Apr 2, 2013
Ha Ha wrote:
My father in law just died ... while he was sick in the hospital, many of his friends said that they would pray for him.
Dispite all that prayer ... he died just a few days later.
Now they are gonna be at the wake ... and I wanna tell them how much their prayer helped!
It was as useful as pig tits.
I always liked "he/she went to a better place", "the suffering has stopped" and "she is looking down from heaven". You're forced to smile approvingly and nod, while thinking WTF.

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