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Das right chillren

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The White House reported today that Obama has ramped up warnings to Iran, going from 'miffed' to 'irritated.'

(whoa ... I'd hate to be in Iran's shoes!)

Obama was last irritated when Michelle whacked him upside the head for crossing his legs like a girl on The David Letterman Show.

Mo' updates at 11 ...
Das right chillren

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It's a crying shame, isn't it?

England had Churchill.
Russia has Putin.
We've got Obama.

Is there any doubt that Putin can throw a baseball from the pitcher's mound to home plate in the air?

not wearing mom jeans?

without the catcher moving up 20 feet?

and not bouncing twice?

and just barely rolling the last 10 feet to the catcher's mitt?

Sheesh ... I was never so embarrassed for America in all my life. Then they rubbed salt into an open wound by showing a vid of a real girl, Mariah Carey, tossing out a 1st pitch.

At that point, I was looking for an empty pool and a 30 meter board.
Das right chillren

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State Department cancels Moscow meeting with Putin under pressure from Michelle; fears Putin plans to make Barack his bytch.

"I told Barack that wearing anklet socks and mom jeans out in public gives the wrong impression, but he wouldn't listen," said a distraught Mrs. Obama.

Informed of the State Department's reason for cancellation, Putin said it was the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard.

Unable to conceal his amusement, a smiling Putin continued, "Barry's been my bytch from day one of Reset. I share him with other world leaders because I'm a nice guy."

Readers may recall that 'Reset' was the code name given to Obama's plan for new relationships between America and the Soviet Union. A Bath House proprietor in San Fran confirmed today that 'reset' was also a code word for 'bottom.'

Stay tuned fo' even mo' news at ELEVEN!
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I think that whole gulf thing has been resolved and Obama shouldn't spur us into more trouble. Seriously? why did Congres re-elect this 666er.
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Palmyra Maid wrote:
I think that whole gulf thing has been resolved and Obama shouldn't spur us into more trouble. Seriously? why did Congres re-elect this 666er.
do you think you're any better as a 315'er?
Das right chillren

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Hi folks!

Just a quick update on the Oprah Racism Scandal

The offending store clerk has been fired AND deported, even though her family arrived in Switzerland during Hannibal's expedition through the Alps.

The Swiss government promised to raze the offending boutique and erect a monument to Martin Luther King in its place. The main road through town will be renamed, Malcolm X Blvd.

No word yet if these measures were enough to appease Queen Oprah or if more sacrifices need to be made.

"Whatever it takes!" said a terrified Swiss official, who begged for anonymity.

With White House Race Relations Advisor Sharpton and wife Michelle by his side, a distraught Obama declared in a nationally televised speech, "If we had another daughter, she'd look like Oprah."

Mo' breaking news at ELEVEN!
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Aug 14, 2013
 
That's awful. I loved that store. Bought my leather chaps there last year at their gala summer sale. I am totally against the statue.
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I think Obama should be impeached.
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Reports that Assad's government forces used nerve gas against rebel held Damascus suburbs have caused Obama to escalate his stance from 'somewhat concerned' to 'mildly cross.' The only higher stance available to Obama is 'distraught.'

When asked about Obama wearing anklet socks and mom jeans out in public, a White House spokesperson replied "No comment" and left the podium in a 'huff.' The only higher exit strategy available to White House spokespeople is 'feigned indignation.'

In other news, MTV reality show "Snooki & JWoww" begins production in Berkeley Township, NJ.

JWowWuta Chest and spoiled little guinea brat, Snooki Polizzi

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2013/08/21/pa... (Jwoww)FarleyandNicole(Snooki) Polizzi110705--300x300.jpg
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Dustin wrote:
I think Obama should be impeached.
not that I disagree with you ... but just for giggles, WHY should he be impeached? What grounds do YOU thing he should be impeached.
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Ha Ha wrote:
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not that I disagree with you ... but just for giggles, WHY should he be impeached? What grounds do YOU thing he should be impeached.
His policies are costing jobs to be lost. he's just not the best president at all. oh and one more reason. OBAMACARE
this is costing the states to make new terms for health care which is costing us more taxes.

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