Yesterday I went downtown to a coffee shop. I was only there for about 15 minutes and when I came out a cop was writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, how about giving a taxpayer a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi pig. He glared at me and wrote another ticket for the car having worn tires. Then I told him he should spend less time at the doughnut shop because he was a lard-ass. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket saying I was being disrespectful to the law. This went on and on for about 20 minutes. The more I spoke the more tickets he wrote. When it was all said and done, he wrote out 47 tickets. Of course, it didn't matter to me because I had ridden the bus downtown... the car he was ticketing had a "Vote For Obama" bumper sticker on it.