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“AKA Glinda”

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#3177
Jan 26, 2013
 
Life doesn't always introduce you to the people you want to meet. Sometimes Life puts you in touch with the people you need to meet--to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to LOVE you, and to gradually strengthen you into the person you were meant to BECOME.

~Deep Life Quotes

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#3178
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
Life doesn't always introduce you to the people you want to meet. Sometimes Life puts you in touch with the people you need to meet--to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to LOVE you, and to gradually strengthen you into the person you were meant to BECOME.
~Deep Life Quotes
Oh absolutely.......my wife says that I'm the person she chose to annoy her for the rest of your life......lol!!!!

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Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
Life doesn't always introduce you to the people you want to meet. Sometimes Life puts you in touch with the people you need to meet--to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to LOVE you, and to gradually strengthen you into the person you were meant to BECOME.
~Deep Life Quotes
I have nmet my share of those people!

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#3180
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady-G, my weather apps says it is 27 degrees but feels like 17 with wind chill. I am sure this is nothing to you in Alaska, but it is well digger cold to We'n's. We have about 2-3 inches of snow on the ground here in the valley of the Blueridge.

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Jan 26, 2013
 
-Lily- wrote:
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I have met my share of those people!
Hey girl! Good to see you. How are you feeling?

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Jan 26, 2013
 
ShadowNinja wrote:
Lady-G, my weather apps says it is 27 degrees but feels like 17 with wind chill. I am sure this is nothing to you in Alaska, but it is well digger cold to We'n's. We have about 2-3 inches of snow on the ground here in the valley of the Blueridge.
Hi Shadow. I haven't checked Alaska's weather today, but I know it's 30* and icy in Logan. This has been a nice cuddle up and watch movies day.

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Jan 26, 2013
 
It's So Cold...

It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...

It's colder than a witch's tit!

Colder than a whore's heart

It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

Refrigerators are redundant.

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins.

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.

You light a candle and the flame freezes.

Your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.

You have to break the smoke off your chimney.

You have to open the fridge to heat the house.

Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass.

Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does.

That Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

People look forward to getting a fever.

Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.

Igloos come with a lifetime guarantee.

You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted.

The fire department advises you to set your house on fire.

The prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!

People were flicking their Bics in their POCKETS!

This morning that I saw one dog jump starting another dog.

My balls have became ovaries.

You'd have to jump start a reindeer.

I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!

When you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!

When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

My wife made a pot of coffee. She set it outside to cool and it froze so fast.....that the ice was warm.

If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.

The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.

That I saw a hen walking with a cap on.

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.

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#3184
Jan 26, 2013
 
CD, I have a new one for you.

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

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#3185
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
It's So Cold...
It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...
It's colder than a witch's tit!
Colder than a whore's heart
It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant.
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins.
It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.
You light a candle and the flame freezes.
Your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney.
You have to open the fridge to heat the house.
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass.
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does.
That Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.
It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever.
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.
Igloos come with a lifetime guarantee.
You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted.
The fire department advises you to set your house on fire.
The prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!
People were flicking their Bics in their POCKETS!
This morning that I saw one dog jump starting another dog.
My balls have became ovaries.
You'd have to jump start a reindeer.
I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!
When you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!
When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
My wife made a pot of coffee. She set it outside to cool and it froze so fast.....that the ice was warm.
If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.
The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
That I saw a hen walking with a cap on.
The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.
These are good:-)

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#3186
Jan 26, 2013
 
NorCal Native wrote:
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These are good:-)
Good evening Cal! I just thought of one they forgot.

It's so cold.....I'm glad I have hot flashes.

Lol

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#3187
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
CD, I have a new one for you.
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT
Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. Google...Ahhh!:D
http://youtu.be/_i6JEfXksSI

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Jan 26, 2013
 
COOTERDOG wrote:
<quoted text>Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. Google...Ahhh!:D
http://youtu.be/_i6JEfXksSI
Lmao! I didn't get it from there, but that's it.

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Jan 26, 2013
 
All My Life-America
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Jan 26, 2013
 
The Search Is Over-Survivor
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#3191
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
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Good evening Cal! I just thought of one they forgot.
It's so cold.....I'm glad I have hot flashes.
Lol
That is a good one:-)

How are you this evening.......I'm a little tired and might call it an early night.....though all that means is I will be up around midnight.......lol!!!

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#3192
Jan 26, 2013
 
I need some inspirational music......some times I let folks get to me......can I get a drink?
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Jan 26, 2013
 
NorCal Native wrote:
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That is a good one:-)
How are you this evening.......I'm a little tired and might call it an early night.....though all that means is I will be up around midnight.......lol!!!
I'm good. I just watched a movie and got sleepy, but my girls woke me up. Lol

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Jan 26, 2013
 
NorCal Native wrote:
I need some inspirational music......sometimes I let folks get to me......can I get a drink?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I like that.:-)

I'm having a beer, what would you like? I need to buy the ingredients to make some mudslides. They are so delicious!

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Jan 26, 2013
 
Victims of Love-Joe Almont
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#3196
Jan 26, 2013
 
Lady -G- wrote:
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I'm good. I just watched a movie and got sleepy, but my girls woke me up. Lol
Having some ice cream and listening to a little Kenny:
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