Midwesterners and Christianity

Midwesterners and Christianity

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#1 May 10, 2013
I have often expressed my dislike for Midwesterners and lately I have started noticing what Christianity and this Midwestern attitude have in common. I was raised southern Baptist and my mama was Penicostal. Right wing Midwesterners remind me the most of my Momma's faith. My Mama used to say " you'll go straight to hell!"
The Midwestern right wing Christians in these parts believe that only their faith is true and everyone else is going to hell. The same with politics. If you disagreed with Bush, you were considered un-American. Just ask The Dixie Chicks. Midwesterners have this attitude that if you don't agree with them, well your Moe, a stodge. You have no morals and you are a total failure in life. Oh, and by the way,, your all going straight to hell.
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Yeoman, IN

#2 May 10, 2013
Midwestern women are nuts. Especially those heavily influenced by religion. Although they make for great lovers.

Why is that? Because they've been handling snakes their entire lives. Plus,getting drunk for daddy is a rite of passage among most young women of the religious variety in the midwest.

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#3 May 11, 2013
Crazy women have always been the best in bed. They have no boundary to any level a man wants to go and most times, they will surpass a man's boundary. But religious Midwestern women are freaks in bed for two reasons. Most have gone years with a man that couldn't give her Os or her Zs. When they get with a man that can, they think it's true love soul mate stuff. The other kind are that are religious,, will go hog wild in the bed and after she busts that big orgasm, she is smothered in guilt and tends to panic because she just had great sex with a black man. I have herd them say " my whole family would turn on me if they knew." Aint no unconditional love here in the Midwest.

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