Summer Olympics - Sparta, TN

Summer Olympics - Sparta, TN

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Sparta games2016

Jasper, TN

#1 Aug 1, 2012
1. Skinny white kid wearing wife beater/sagging and bagging race from cops.
2. How fast can my 14 year old get pregnant race: race to be held at county fair
3. Biggest loser: gold to be given to all those young adults who were told how great they were in middle school athletics. Only to be a college drop out after 1/2 semester and now working at a face food chain.
4. CraB picking race: who can pick crabs off their crotch the quickest in 2 min.
5. Holy roller family who's kids rebell to do meth and get knocked up by host of dudes at random party race: everyone gets a medal .
6. Tail light taping race.
7. Calf killer Jon boat race.
8. Meth making race: fastest batch wins
9. Dads an alcoholic javlon throw.
10. My forth grader can smoke more cigs than your kid race.
11. I'm not racist, I just hate Obama cause he is a "N" competition.
12. Lesbians who remarkably get pregnant race.
Feel free to add your own Sparta Olympic game!
See y'all in 2016.
wavy gravy

Sparta, TN

#2 Aug 1, 2012
What about a spelling/pancake eating event?
4 letter words

Jasper, TN

#3 Aug 1, 2012
wavy gravy wrote:
What about a spelling/pancake eating event?
Better keep words four letters or under.
New event

Jasper, TN

#4 Aug 1, 2012
1. My 16 year old white trash daughter is dating a 30 year old thug race: white girl has to drive 8 laps from sonic to Hardees with thug in passenger seat leaning all the way back.
2. Good girls gone bad event: all good girls who after graduation from Wchs
Have gone on to strip at the midnight express.
nrtyyyt

Sparta, TN

#5 Aug 1, 2012
how about the guy from crossville is a loser who has nothing to do but put down sparta event

Since: Apr 12

Sparta, TN

#6 Aug 1, 2012
I'm totally gonna bring home gold for the tail light taping. I got that down lol.
wavy gravy

Sparta, TN

#7 Aug 1, 2012
Well since you're gonna try put me down as an entry for event #11...
That is funny

Jasper, TN

#8 Aug 1, 2012
Thanks wavy and pieces for your early entries. Think I struck a nerve with Nrtyyysomthing. Not crossville here. Just a proud sponsor of the USA Sparta Olympics. Oh yeah, Yert!
New event

Jasper, TN

#9 Aug 1, 2012
The how many rednecks can you fit in the cab of your truck event (Latinos Americans can use mini vans).
wavy gravy

Sparta, TN

#10 Aug 1, 2012
Maybe I can get the pancake concession booth.
Events just added

Jasper, TN

#11 Aug 1, 2012
1. The fat girl throw: throw a fatty as far as you can.
2. Grandma stroller pushing contest: since our fine ladies love to get pregnant but let granny raise the child.
3. The stare at people with you mouth wide open event: blank stare wins gold.
4. Greco roman wrestling: no mat required, just old food lion parking lot. Last man standing royal rumble.
5. Slap your ho contest (Only A holes with record of domestic violence can compete).
6. Shake your baby to shut it up contest.
Sparta decathlon

Jasper, TN

#12 Aug 1, 2012
The Sparta decathlon will be comprised of the following events in order: participants must: drink 1/2 case of warm pabst blue ribbon, run/crawl 100 yards, snort a line of hydros, shoot a stray dog, use the F bomb 20 times in one rambling sentence, sit down and work out one simple addition math problem, fat girl toss, do two correct push ups, knock out remaining tooth in own head, and fix a bumber to a PT cruiser with duct tape. Total points high score takes gold. Good luck gentlemen.
Bruce Jenner

Jasper, TN

#13 Aug 1, 2012
Hi folks, I will be in Sparta 2016 to host the decathlon. Good luck to all.
wavy gravy

Sparta, TN

#14 Aug 1, 2012
Hey I'm a stray dog shootin sumbeech, put me down for that part...

Since: Apr 12

Sparta, TN

#15 Aug 1, 2012
Hey we put nine people in the cab of a Ford pickup once. It was awesome. Would've been ten but we thought it might be a bad idea for the driver to have more than one person on his lap considering it was a stick shift. That was awesome. White lifted Ford that was older than almost anyone that was in it. Good times.

Since: Apr 12

Sparta, TN

#16 Aug 1, 2012
Hey and the stare thing works like a charm on people who think their lame jokes are actually funny. Shuts em up nothing flat. I'll sign up for that one too.
I like this one

United States

#17 Aug 2, 2012
The barefoot grocery store spree event: participants must be barefoot, must shop for only high saturated fat, high carbohydrate foods ( no veggies). Must be paid for with 4 th generation food stamp card. If you can talk cashier into accepting ebt card for a carton of "smokes" you take gold!
Due to concerns

Jasper, TN

#18 Aug 2, 2012
The "My Dads an alcoholic javlon throw" event will be closed to spectators due to concerns that nobody has a clue where these SOBs will throw the damn thing. You can watch this event live via "ennernet" .
TOOTER CONTEST

Crossville, TN

#19 Aug 2, 2012
Bruce Jenner wrote:
Hi folks, I will be in Sparta 2016 to host the decathlon. Good luck to all.
SEND KIMKARDASHIAN.

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