Santa Claus

[The Elfs]

How will he deal with the recession this year? Anyone heard anything from the North Pole lately?

[Howard Crum]

From what i hear theres just enough for the children this year,it was said that the adults would have to get back to understanding the true meaning of CHRISTmas.

[Village Clown]

I hear it will be like days of old for many people,An apple, orange,A few nuts and a little candy along with a chunk of coal in our stocking on Christmas morning.

[nextdoor]

Village Clown wrote:

I hear it will be like days of old for many people,An apple, orange,A few nuts and a little candy along with a chunk of coal in our stocking on Christmas morning.

No coal this year. I heard someone say that Santa will not have as many toys this year but no one will be getting any coal. Coal is for bad girls & boys and everyone so far as been pretty good.

[nextdoor]

oops... everyone so far has been pretty good.

[BubbaTheLoveSpon ge]

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[Village Clown]

nextdoor wrote:

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No coal this year. I heard someone say that Santa will not have as many toys this year but no one will be getting any coal. Coal is for bad girls & boys and everyone so far as been pretty good.

Oh well, the chunk of coal was just for fun at our house. dont know
about yours

[nextdoor]

Village Clown wrote:

<quoted text>Oh well, the chunk of coal was just for fun at our house. dont know
about yours

Granny would not allow coal or jokes about Christmas. It was far more serious, about the birth of Christ.

[Village Clown]

nextdoor wrote:

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Granny would not allow coal or jokes about Christmas. It was far more serious, about the birth of Christ.

Granys are wonderful

[hands of hope]

There is an organization in town that is willing to help people all around the year and at Christmas too. Hands of Hope gave many7 gifts last year to families at Christmas. If you know someone that needs help and cannot get it from other resources call the DHS office and they will get you in touch with the group. Sorry that I do not have a number for them. I gave money to them last year instead of giving to my grown children. They were getting along fine and many were not. Hands of Hope will accept donations of toys, clothing or money. For those of you that have b een blessed...pass it on.

[Vandy Fan]

Howard Crum wrote:

From what i hear theres just enough for the children this year,it was said that the adults would have to get back to understanding the true meaning of CHRISTmas.

So true and long over due.

[BubbaTheLoveSpon ge]

Howard Crum wrote:

From what i hear theres just enough for the children this year,it was said that the adults would have to get back to understanding the true meaning of CHRISTmas.

Celebration of the winter solstice?

[Lucifer]

I think santa got 117 billion in the stimulus plan.

[too funny]

BubbaTheLoveSponge wrote:

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Celebration of the winter solstice?

i'm laughing my hind end off! yer awesome.

[too funny]

really, no sarcasm intended there.

[rhonda ramjet]

I been looking for that little fat man for nigh on 55 years, and never have seen him.. Does he really exist? The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy told me he was a phony!! And I believe the Tooth Fairy for sure!!

[BubbaTheLoveSpon ge]

Thank you.

[fish head soup]

too funny wrote:

really, no sarcasm intended there.

he's your hero now.ha!ha!

[got-to-be-said]

Santa can leave coal this year because it is all about being "GREEN". so he would be in proper PC

[Elf]

HE is real