dude dressed like a gnome

dude dressed like a gnome

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curious

United States

#1 Nov 15, 2011
Can anyone tell me about the guy in Sparta we have seen dreessed like a gnome or something, see him around Hardees early morning and late afternoons. And sometimes he is sitting in a yard..
Jdt

Chester, IL

#2 Nov 15, 2011
yea we just ate dinner with him we thought he was a klans man but then we realized he was a black man
helpful

Steeleville, IL

#3 Nov 16, 2011
His name is Aaron Beard and he lives in Eden. He walks to Sparta everyday and spends him day in town. The newspaper did an article on him and he says he wears the green to keep the insects off him when he is in the woods. I have been told he enjoyed recreation medicine and it has affected him.
Nice

Coulterville, IL

#4 Nov 16, 2011
Did he win the lotto? Maybe he inherited a bunch of money and does not have to worry about paying for his expenses whilst frolicking in da woodz. Maybe the rest of us are flipping the bill.. I wish I could walk into town and hang out in the middle of the day then slither off in to the woodz to partake..
Boogerbush

Marion, IL

#5 Nov 17, 2011
I'm surprised it wasn't TJ Harvey all stoned out lol.
green man

Highlandville, MO

#6 Jan 11, 2012
He didn't win the lottery but he does have about a million freakin dollars. I know this because he is in my family.

Since: Jun 12

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#7 Jun 7, 2012
IF PEOPLE WOULD ONLY SPEND A SECOND N ASK HIM IM SURE HED TELL YA JUST WHAT YA WANNA KNOW. WE HAVE HOMELESS VETS WANDERING OUR TOWN EVERYDAY. HOW MANY OF YOU STOP N SAY THANKS OR BUY HIM A 99 CENT BURGER FROM MCDONALDS. THESE PEOPLE FOUGHT FOR US AND ALL WE DO IS SLAM EM. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU. AND YES WHEN I AM AT THE DRIVE THRU AND SEE THE 1 HOMELESS MAN IM TALKING ABOUT I DO BUY HIM A BURGER. THATS THE LEAST I CAN DO. GREEN GNOME MAN ALWAYS SAYS HI WHEN WE SEE HIM AND SAY HI TO HIM. HES HARMLESS.
fooled

Steeleville, IL

#8 Jun 7, 2012
Well sorry to tell you the "homeless vet" that you keep feeding isn't homeless and lives on university by the high school and walks a white dog in the evening. He also has a checking account with an ATM card.

Since: Apr 12

#10 Oct 5, 2012
thats snoop dogs twin,lol
neon kkk guy

Freeburg, IL

#11 Apr 28, 2013
Is this the guy in neon colors used to ride bike around twin
green man

Herrin, IL

#12 Sep 26, 2013
WTF is your problem people? Grow up.... if you would just sit and have a conversation with him you would know he is a great man. Stop talking trash about others. Do to others as you would have them do to you.
TRUTH

Waterloo, IL

#13 Oct 11, 2013
You brought it back up, leave it be
OTR Driver

Marion, IL

#14 May 6, 2014
We've seen him around town. Last time was 3-4yrs ago at Casey's in Sparta. He pointed out his new pickup, told us he had just bought it. We've also seen him a couple times in Coulterville, getting out of a limo at DQ, getting food, getting back in & off he went. Was a nice guy.
Guess "it ain't easy bein' green"...
Sparta Resident

Herrin, IL

#15 Apr 20, 2015
We haven't seen him around in some time. Anyone?
John

Red Bud, IL

#16 Oct 12, 2016
What ever happened to the green man? My grandpa once told me he was very nice and extremely smart.
Triple Ds

United States

#17 Jan 14, 2017
Nice wrote:
Did he win the lotto? Maybe he inherited a bunch of money and does not have to worry about paying for his expenses whilst frolicking in da woodz. Maybe the rest of us are flipping the bill.. I wish I could walk into town and hang out in the middle of the day then slither off in to the woodz to partake..
Why can't you.

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