I have started a religion called Keseyism
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#1 Feb 13, 2014
Under my religion, i am protected by my religious freedom right? Well, in my religion, we meet in Tuesdays @ 3pm all over the world telepathically. I am now tax free, but more importantly, my religion won't allow me to do business with anyone named Kelsey.
Every six months, we elevate a member of our church who has degraded or otherwise trod on the rights of Kelsey.
We make amendments to my religion. And it's my religion. I'm sort of like the pope of my own religion. My religion won't allow me to pay taxes. And everyone in my religion must shop at walmart every Saturday and fax me the receipt of a big screen TV and then three weeks later, they must fax me a receipt where they returned the broken merchandise. Or otherwise inferior material.
How did a town like Memphis with so many oppressed black people, get another oppressor as a state senator? I wonder of people spit on Kelsey's food in restaurants.????
Blacks just keep taking it over and over and over ..... Listen carefully, this Kelsey knows that gays are only 4 percent so he thinks he's tough standing up to them. He won't stand up to blacks in public ....... But an oppressor is an oppressor.. He hates your guts and soon this snowball that's happening in the Tennessee senate. Blacks can either deal with a small snowball or a big snowball.
My religion also prays daily that a member of the Kelsey family be stricken down with cancer of the pancreas . Now everybody who wants to join, just check in on Tuesday for my telepathic sermon.....
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