Poolside brunch parties at Hamptons spots

You're not a Manhattanite, a "Gossip Girl" or what's left of the investment-banking contingent.

[Val Vargaz]

"Umm, duh, like let us umm, know when, umm, duh, Derek Kock, umm like finds his like umm, duh brain and umm, DUH, connects it to like, to his, umm mouth and umm like forms umm a cummplete sentence". "Umm like a party umm duh in the day umm like umm the French Rivera..." - please don't insult the French with an American social gathering of totally pretentious and phony posers (they must be as on the French Rivera women are real and don't wear tops) in a reverse ghetto embodying only puritanical hypocrisy. Eric Omores is laughing now.

[Wretched Excess]

Must be fun brunching with the Hamptones nouveau poor.

[Pee U]

Looks to me like the newest trend is Newsday having pictures of young girls in bikinis splashed all over its wesbsite every day! And from what I can see, the 5 cuties pictured for this article must make quite a splash. LICK

[Wretched Excess]

Pee U wrote:

Looks to me like the newest trend is Newsday having pictures of young girls in bikinis splashed all over its wesbsite every day! And from what I can see, the 5 cuties pictured for this article must make quite a splash. LICK

Got the idea from Rupert Murdoch.

[battery jackson]

dolan sucks balls and so do his hockey and basketball teams

[Suzanne]

Pretty funny to be out in the Hamptons or up in the Berkshires amidst beautiful fair skinned people of blonde or light brown hair and to then see how disgustingly low class and pathetic an Italian looks when they're out of their Ozone Park, Howard Beach, Franklin Square or Long Beach confines. The most amusing of all is the fat Italian chic who tries to prop her fat breasts up thinking that she looks sexy with her wild, afro-like, brillo hair.

[poconoweeze]

Suzanne wrote:

Pretty funny to be out in the Hamptons or up in the Berkshires amidst beautiful fair skinned people of blonde or light brown hair and to then see how disgustingly low class and pathetic an Italian looks when they're out of their Ozone Park, Howard Beach, Franklin Square or Long Beach confines. The most amusing of all is the fat Italian chic who tries to prop her fat breasts up thinking that she looks sexy with her wild, afro-like, brillo hair.

guess you're an anglo saxon moron.

[poconoweeze]

always went to montauk and the hamptons for yrs. the rich don't like to be outted. they keep a low profile. it's the young poor chicks ya see in the photo. get a life if not get some or many sugar daddies to keep ya cause you are too dumb to get a job!

[Feces For Jesus]

Suzanne wrote:

Pretty funny to be out in the Hamptons or up in the Berkshires amidst beautiful fair skinned people of blonde or light brown hair and to then see how disgustingly low class and pathetic an Italian looks when they're out of their Ozone Park, Howard Beach, Franklin Square or Long Beach confines. The most amusing of all is the fat Italian chic who tries to prop her fat breasts up thinking that she looks sexy with her wild, afro-like, brillo hair.

There are good looking girls with darker skin you know. I used to live in Howard Beach. It's changed so much since 20-25 years ago.

[Opie]

Glad this isn't an opinionated bunch of people responding.

[battery jackson]

Suzanne wrote:

Pretty funny to be out in the Hamptons or up in the Berkshires amidst beautiful fair skinned people of blonde or light brown hair and to then see how disgustingly low class and pathetic an Italian looks when they're out of their Ozone Park, Howard Beach, Franklin Square or Long Beach confines. The most amusing of all is the fat Italian chic who tries to prop her fat breasts up thinking that she looks sexy with her wild, afro-like, brillo hair.

isn't it about time for you to throw up your lunch?

[battery jackson]

poconoweeze wrote:

always went to montauk and the hamptons for yrs. the rich don't like to be outted. they keep a low profile. it's the young poor chicks ya see in the photo. get a life if not get some or many sugar daddies to keep ya cause you are too dumb to get a job!

gotta watch out for those me me me girls. some of em are pretty pleasing to the eye, but the moment you behave like a human being with empathy and class, they'll rip your heart out and steal your money and drugs!

[battery jackson]

Opie wrote:

Glad this isn't an opinionated bunch of people responding.

oh we're a totally subjective bunch here, ain't we?

[Shalom]

Suzanne wrote:

Pretty funny to be out in the Hamptons or up in the Berkshires amidst beautiful fair skinned people of blonde or light brown hair and to then see how disgustingly low class and pathetic an Italian looks when they're out of their Ozone Park, Howard Beach, Franklin Square or Long Beach confines. The most amusing of all is the fat Italian chic who tries to prop her fat breasts up thinking that she looks sexy with her wild, afro-like, brillo hair.

Come on! Everyone knows that the horniest, sexiest girls with the biggest boobs are Jewish! The rest of those poor slobs should just stay the hell out of the Hamptons.

[me me me]

It's all about me!

[battery jackson]

me me me wrote:

It's all about me!

alright you're good to go. now find yourself a nice boy and ruin his life

[John Gottis Corpse]

Shalom wrote:

<quoted text> Come on! Everyone knows that the horniest, sexiest girls with the biggest boobs are Jewish! The rest of those poor slobs should just stay the hell out of the Hamptons.

Nah big fake boobs look exactly like that: FAKE. Usually the only thing big and real on a Jewish chic is her nose.

[Heavy Breather]

the best chicks are the ones who do not know the difference between right and wrong.

[GJP]

If you are making less than 1 million a month you can't get near these women. That's why I remain single, 41, with my house paid off. I don't have to argue with anyone or make compromises on the weekends to be in 20 places in 4 hours on Saturday mornings. By 2PM on Saturdays every weekend, I make the decisions without being influenced on what I want to do and where to go.

[battery jackson]

Heavy Breather wrote:

the best chicks are the ones who do not know the difference between right and wrong.

only if you want to lead a life of short term satisfaction and longterm misery. those bitches aint shit