Fleura Fleuratta

Sonoma, CA

#2 Feb 4, 2013
Well, I never. This here shoulda been discussed by your mommy wit you and she coulda shoulda done told you that farting is only to be done when it can be properly appreciated by those with whom you is sharing the experiences passed/past that you is sharing. That means, you poor thing that was left onna door step, that Church, elevators, court, commute busses, Bart, ballet shows, temples, reading rooms, tight indoor lines...etc, etc, etc are okay. This means too that outdoors, escalators ( unless you are a couple steps above at face to but level with the next sharer and have asked for the GO, walmart, jail ( as it is dangerous to let on in there ) and the like are OUT. Sign your work is a concept that is being tested...when you make a real Gasper you could think if it be okay to mumble "I'm did THAT one!" or better to keep the rest quiet. You gotta think to stink, dear.
Stinky Butts

Hanover, PA

#3 Feb 7, 2013
Why is that when men in San Francisco fart the air around them immediately starts to smell like Vaseline?
Gay Wayne

Newport Beach, CA

#4 Feb 8, 2013
Fagfarts dripping with spooge and AIDS ooze, that's my SF.
Wang Shun Ho

Sonoma, CA

#5 Feb 9, 2013
This should be discussed with your immediate family or at a high-end customer service counter. Ask your Momma to sit down and then display the fart(s), asking her to tell you where each particular reek is best let go on your days itinerary. This brings family closer and customer services to its knees.
Little Nellie

Sonoma, CA

#6 Feb 14, 2013
I like to ride in the elevator in my dad's building and let go a blaster or a sneaker when the thing is full, heh-hehe. The lady who runs the elevator, or used to, complained that a proper girl shouldn't be doing that and so dad had her fired= waaaah, by, by, phaaaaart!. I always used to stand near the front and let go near her so it would spread back into the crowd. I guess she doesnt like the smell of her betters. Dad says she can come back if she takes a 20% cut in wages and a 25% increase in co-pay, whatever that means. He is proud of me. She had been there for 21 years and was going to be expensive to retire. Pffffft!
Estelle Claugne

Sonoma, CA

#8 Feb 16, 2013
The reason there is gas is to let your predators know you are not worth the hassle. Fart, fart big and awful and folks will leave you pretty much alone. This however is not a good practice in the joint as cellies get fierce when your stink lingers and they cant get out and the fart wont get out with nowhere to go. I lost and ear in Folsom "C" facility. All over the extra cauliflower cheese thing.
426H995WILL

Sonoma, CA

#10 Feb 17, 2013
Estelle Claugne wrote:
The reason there is gas is to let your predators know you are not worth the hassle. Fart, fart big and awful and folks will leave you pretty much alone. This however is not a good practice in the joint as cellies get fierce when your stink lingers and they cant get out and the fart wont get out with nowhere to go. I lost and ear in Folsom "C" facility. All over the extra cauliflower cheese thing.
When were you in ? Freddy got ass warden ruperts nose. we ws in bedrock 7 years. Old or New folsom? Let em go at parole board for mandatories.
Dan Slo

Sonoma, CA

#11 Feb 17, 2013
Little Nellie wrote:
I like to ride in the elevator in my dad's building and let go a blaster or a sneaker when the thing is full, heh-hehe. The lady who runs the elevator, or used to, complained that a proper girl shouldn't be doing that and so dad had her fired= waaaah, by, by, phaaaaart!. I always used to stand near the front and let go near her so it would spread back into the crowd. I guess she doesnt like the smell of her betters. Dad says she can come back if she takes a 20% cut in wages and a 25% increase in co-pay, whatever that means. He is proud of me. She had been there for 21 years and was going to be expensive to retire. Pffffft!
YEW IZA BYTCH.
The Stinker

Hickory, KY

#12 Feb 20, 2013
Crowded elevators are always good, but the best place is in the waiting room at the doctor's office, especially if there's a lot of people that got there before you did. Cut one then and watch the crowd disperse.
Nunzio

Sonoma, CA

#13 Feb 24, 2013
God commands you! God commands you! Go forth and fart forth and soi forth but do it with gusto. Gusto farts=gusto wind; near poetic. Folks say that we should do this at political meetings and press conferences, while other say that these rare emitted gasses are somehow likely to be attractive to the Morons from Outer Space who have taken over the government after being dumped from their homeplanet for poor taste and witless excess, and immoderate self manipulation in tanning booths. I love the teaprrty and will stay a member forever because they will have me. We need the pipeline and to hell with any naysayers as they are stupid and dont understand anything and if they did they wouldnt think differently than they do, oils is in the bible and wind and solar power are not. This means that one is approved and the other is not. Oil is Gods choice and solar power is then the devils choice and the devil likely also likes wind power. GO WITH GOD.
Prunella

Sonoma, CA

#15 Mar 13, 2013
Nunzio wrote:
God commands you! God commands you! Go forth and fart forth and soi forth but do it with gusto. Gusto farts=gusto wind; near poetic. Folks say that we should do this at political meetings and press conferences, while other say that these rare emitted gasses are somehow likely to be attractive to the Morons from Outer Space who have taken over the government after being dumped from their homeplanet for poor taste and witless excess, and immoderate self manipulation in tanning booths. I love the teaprrty and will stay a member forever because they will have me. We need the pipeline and to hell with any naysayers as they are stupid and dont understand anything and if they did they wouldnt think differently than they do, oils is in the bible and wind and solar power are not. This means that one is approved and the other is not. Oil is Gods choice and solar power is then the devils choice and the devil likely also likes wind power. GO WITH GOD.
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INDEED.
Hayward fault

Sonoma, CA

#16 Mar 13, 2013
The radio feller jus said that the reason the cardinals was in such a hurry to get out of the cluster was because of the cauliflower salts, whatever that is, that they cured the breakfast sausage with. Apparently these salts cause a near salsa mustard gas blow for all and few, phew. The only way out was to declare business at an end and open the door and ALL the windows and put a white jumpsuit on anybody who would hold still. Good a reason as any.
Lewis

Charlottesville, VA

#17 Mar 29, 2013
As soon as he pulls it out of you.
Lewis

Charlottesville, VA

#18 Mar 29, 2013
The Stinker wrote:
Crowded elevators are always good, but the best place is in the waiting room at the doctor's office, especially if there's a lot of people that got there before you did. Cut one then and watch the crowd disperse.
You are very resourceful. I take it you can then go to the head of the line.
Bachmann 4rever 4Teaparty

Sonoma, CA

#19 Mar 29, 2013
Someone is always letting go in our meetings. When that guy is discovered we will put him up for deportation. Send all stinkers elsewhere and we can get back to Feb 18, 1951. The time is right for chosing the right time. Women knew what was expected, men delivered, and all others got out of the way. Family values!!!
Carbon dioxide is a natural gas and it is the by-product of the combustion engine and OIL, which is in the BIBLE. All other false alternative energy, except for nuclear must be the devils because they are not in the bible. Plants need carbon dioxide and so they eat it and grow roots which keep the surface of the earth from flying off into outer space which isnt there. This is gods plan and you shouldnt argue with god and you should elect BACHMANN. Dominion 4ever

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