Website advertises Walnut-based maternity tourism

Mar 28, 2011 Full story: Pasadena Star-News 34

Chinese-language websites catering to maternity tourists advertise services that include hotel-like suites, prenatal meals, visa counseling and all-around pampering for expectant mothers seeking to give birth in the United States.

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Since: Jul 11

Los Angeles, CA

#22 Aug 25, 2011
NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY TO END WORLD HUNGER:

Dateline Washington D.C.: An Obama Administration official has released a new study funded by Al Gore that shows Mexicans taste like chicken.

"This is great news for the world", says Barashnee Vinjandelpal of Humans Feeding Other Humans, a Washington D.C. based think tank on world hunger. "We've been looking for a cheap source of protien to feed the starving people of the world." The Pakistani business owner had previously experimented with Indians, but many found them too difficult to catch.

"Here in America, we have over 11 million Mexicans that can be used to feed those in famine devastated countries like Somalia. They are easy to catch because they don't move around much and can be luered into traps with beer and food stamps. They go in, see the bait and fall into a complacent sleep before the door slams shut."

"Moreover, their bones are not so small that they become lodged in ones throat. The meat is a little greasy, but due to the high fat content it provides needed calories for starving bodies. The average Somalie family can feed itself for two weeks on an average size 385 pound Mexican."

The Obama Administration denys that it has been lax on immigration enforcement just to attract large numbers of Mexicans across the boarder for use as food. "We have no comment on these assertions that America will soon be exporting Mexicans for use as food to other nations. However, in theory, an average sized Mexican should trade for about 2 barrels of crude oil. But that's just in theory because there is yet to be established an international barter system."

However, some high-level people in the Obama Administration (who would not speak for attribution on the record) stated that there has long been a plan in place to lure Mexicans across the boarder with lax immigration enforcement and the distribution of seemingly endless benefits to Mexicans. "They aren't wanted in their own country, and we can't affford to have them here permanantly, so we developed a program to feed the world with unwanted Mexicans. It solves alot of problems everywhere all at once."

Further elaborating on the plan, the confidential source says that the round-up plan is already in the works. "Soon, certain levels of amnesty will be granted and all of them will come running to sign up. Once they do, we'll know where they are and go get them. The business model shows that it's much easier and quicker to do it this way than to factory-farm them. And they don't really taste all that different than a Foster Farms chicken. All the constant marinading in beer and the lack of movement kinda makes them real tender."

Carlos

San Diego, CA

#23 Aug 26, 2011
Andysdad wrote:
<quoted text>Wont be aner boy, if it was every man for himself, why do nations exist? Why does Mexico protect its sotuern border and deal with illegals so harshly? If your shithole of a country--that you built, cant supply its people with the basic needs, those fault is that--the people who built it . Mexicans ,, idiot
We really do not give a chit whose "fault" anything is! The money and the opportunity is right here in America, and that is exactly why we come here.
Carlos

San Diego, CA

#24 Aug 26, 2011
SonOfTC wrote:
NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY TO END WORLD HUNGER:
Dateline Washington D.C.: An Obama Administration official has released a new study funded by Al Gore that shows Mexicans taste like chicken.
"This is great news for the world", says Barashnee Vinjandelpal of Humans Feeding Other Humans, a Washington D.C. based think tank on world hunger. "We've been looking for a cheap source of protien to feed the starving people of the world." The Pakistani business owner had previously experimented with Indians, but many found them too difficult to catch.
"Here in America, we have over 11 million Mexicans that can be used to feed those in famine devastated countries like Somalia. They are easy to catch because they don't move around much and can be luered into traps with beer and food stamps. They go in, see the bait and fall into a complacent sleep before the door slams shut."
"Moreover, their bones are not so small that they become lodged in ones throat. The meat is a little greasy, but due to the high fat content it provides needed calories for starving bodies. The average Somalie family can feed itself for two weeks on an average size 385 pound Mexican."
The Obama Administration denys that it has been lax on immigration enforcement just to attract large numbers of Mexicans across the boarder for use as food. "We have no comment on these assertions that America will soon be exporting Mexicans for use as food to other nations. However, in theory, an average sized Mexican should trade for about 2 barrels of crude oil. But that's just in theory because there is yet to be established an international barter system."
However, some high-level people in the Obama Administration (who would not speak for attribution on the record) stated that there has long been a plan in place to lure Mexicans across the boarder with lax immigration enforcement and the distribution of seemingly endless benefits to Mexicans. "They aren't wanted in their own country, and we can't affford to have them here permanantly, so we developed a program to feed the world with unwanted Mexicans. It solves alot of problems everywhere all at once."
Further elaborating on the plan, the confidential source says that the round-up plan is already in the works. "Soon, certain levels of amnesty will be granted and all of them will come running to sign up. Once they do, we'll know where they are and go get them. The business model shows that it's much easier and quicker to do it this way than to factory-farm them. And they don't really taste all that different than a Foster Farms chicken. All the constant marinading in beer and the lack of movement kinda makes them real tender."
You can "eat me" any time anglo! Your anglo wives taste pretty good too!:)

Since: Jul 11

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#25 Aug 26, 2011
Carlos wrote:
<quoted text> We really do not give a chit whose "fault" anything is! The money and the opportunity is right here in America, and that is exactly why we come here.
Thats exactly the attitude that made you country a shithole. NOw you finally understand the reason your not welcome, after you turned your own country into a shithole, you want to turn this one into as well.And your doing just by your presents beanboy
Carlos

San Diego, CA

#26 Aug 28, 2011
Andysdad wrote:
<quoted text>Thats exactly the attitude that made you country a shithole. NOw you finally understand the reason your not welcome, after you turned your own country into a shithole, you want to turn this one into as well.And your doing just by your presents beanboy
Mexico was a "shithole" before we were born anglo. It cannot be fixed. That is why sooner or later, every Mexican will come right here to America!:)
Fed Up With Immigrants

San Diego, CA

#28 Sep 3, 2011
Carlos wrote:
<quoted text> Mexico was a "shithole" before we were born anglo. It cannot be fixed. That is why sooner or later, every Mexican will come right here to America!:)
Both the Mexicans AND the Chinese need to leave!

Since: Jul 11

Riverside, CA

#29 Sep 3, 2011
Fed Up With Immigrants wrote:
<quoted text> Both the Mexicans AND the Chinese need to leave!
That would be nice, but it's impractical. What we have to do is convince the Chinese that Mexicans taste like chicken. Then one problem will take care of the other, one bowl of hot and sour soup at a time!
Carlos

San Diego, CA

#30 Sep 4, 2011
Fed Up With Immigrants wrote:
<quoted text> Both the Mexicans AND the Chinese need to leave!
We Mexicans and our Chinese amigos will never leave! Better just get used to us anglo.
Fed Up With Mexicans

San Diego, CA

#31 Sep 8, 2011
Carlos wrote:
<quoted text> We Mexicans and our Chinese amigos will never leave! Better just get used to us anglo.
Why don't all you Mexicans just go to China? They are doing a lot better financially than we are!
Carlos

San Diego, CA

#32 Sep 9, 2011
Fed Up With Mexicans wrote:
<quoted text> Why don't all you Mexicans just go to China? They are doing a lot better financially than we are!
What's wrong with you anglo? No Welfare, Food Stamps, or Section 8 in China!!:)
Everyone Does This

Covina, CA

#35 Dec 2, 2012
Heard about the Chino Hills maternity mansion? Lovely.
Legalize And Tax It

Covina, CA

#36 Dec 2, 2012
http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/johnandken.html...

It's open season for all in CA.

“United We Stand”

Since: Dec 11

Divided We Fall

#37 Dec 4, 2012
Ahh Come On wrote:
Screw you Star News. Enough with the maternity vacation birther stories. Do you hate Asians?
Everyone has opinions. As long as the stories are true and accurate it doesn't matter what the opinions of the paper and it's employees are.

Are you having issues with the facts being exposed?
Play Plop and Drop

Covina, CA

#38 Aug 3, 2013
You're in and you win.

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