> Coach Artie loves WOMEN! Those lovely creatures with the hour glass figures ... the opposite sex! The huggable, lovable ladies God put on planet Earth to give man love, comfort, companionship, partnership, sex, babies, and to spend our money! Wouldn't want it any other way! FACT!!!<quoted text>
Well hello there handsome! We Bruins would like to make you an honorary Bruin with our "special" initiation, we think it's soooo sweeeet of you to back us up like you do Artie. You must also be the professor of love cuz you have me hooked on ya baby, we can do it bruin style here at my Manhattan Beach bungelow. You and I together with Bruin For Life will make him an Artie sandwich with plenty of mayo hehehe....Geaux Bruins! Geaux Tigers!