Whether you are a drunk or a junkie you will love wonderful downtown South Milwaukee.
Alcohol is cheep, plentiful and available with in 10 yards for you, no matter were you are!
Our bars only close for 4 hours a day. You’ll never have to stop drinking!!!
Drugs like Marijuana, cocaine, crack, heroin, pills and methamphetamines… we have them all! And all at the best deals in the state!
In stock and for sale in most of our South Milwaukee bars!!!
Don’t worry about work; here in South Milwaukee being fat and lazy qualifies you for disability. We will pay you to not work!!!
More rooming houses than can be counted. Here in South Milwaukee we cater to the person on a fixed SSI income.
Rooms for just $5 a day!!!
And you won’t have to worry about our police. Our South Milwaukee Police own most of the rooming houses in South Milwaukee!!!
Our South Milwaukee Police will take care of you. As long as you are a drunk or a junkie you will never have to pay a fine again. Our South Milwaukee Police Department has a rule “if you don’t work, we won’t write a ticket”
South Milwaukee has city corruption that rivals that of much large cities like Chicago.
So as long as you know the right people we will work for you!!
We have room for you all, so please, come on down to South Milwaukee.
Enjoy all that South Milwaukee has to offer!
More alcohol, more drugs, more bars, more rooms for rent, and more cops who don't care!
PLUS you will never have to work again so you can spend your whole life getting drunk and using drugs!!!
Do you like Harley’s reving up, misfiring and backfiring? In South Milwaukee we have our Harley Davidson’s roaring up and down every street at full throttle at a whopping top speed of 40MPH 24 hours a day. You will never get sick of the sweet sound of Milwaukee Iron!
Don’t work or have government benefits? Not a problem in South Milwaukee.
There still is no shortage of foolish home owners you can rob and steal from.
Or start an exiting new career in crime. Do to our Police Department and city Government we will always have openings in fields like: Drug dealer, Thief, Home Invasion, and Car Theft.
Looking for a new Vacation spot? South Milwaukee is it!
Come see our overwhelming Homeless Population. See then rummaging thru garbage bags for food. Or steeling scrap metals like aluminum screen doors off of houses for beer money!
Although do to our overwhelming population of Pedophiles and violent sex offenders you must be 18 to enter South Milwaukee. We boast more sex offender per capita than most big cities!
All in wonderful South Milwaukee!
We’ll leave the red-light on for you.