Review: Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

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Ford Heights is ghetto

Cicero, IL

#1 Mar 19, 2013
Don't EVER go there!!! Atlantis sits in a WAR ZONE type of neighborhood! Literally the WORST kind of ghetto you could imagine! Shootings, homicides, armed robberies, assaults, car jackings, grand theft auto, the neighborhood around Atlantis has it all and still more!

They say that Atlantis is an erotic place. Well, Atlantis is an erotic PAIN and DEATH place! Ford Heights alone is in fact home to no less than 5 conformed street gangs. And they are;

the Four Corner Hustlers

the Black P. Stones

the Conservative Vice Lords

the Gangster Disciples

and the Latin Counts.

Not to mention in addition to those gangs are the lethal Flash Mob gangs, which attack INNOCENT PEOPLE on PURPOSE!!! They shoot, beat up, and then rob people left and right, and then leave them for dead. And when Flash Mobs attack, they attack like packs of hungry wolves! To make matters worse, Ford Heights does not even have a police department! Worse still, rumors are that the MAYOR of Ford Heights is in jail for drug trafficking and numerous other criminal acts!

I don't care if Atlantis strippers are allowed to have sex with their customers! Atlantis is a DANGER zone! People likely get blasted by AK-47 fire and then robbed blind every single night in the parking lot. The corn fields near the club are no safer, either, as even they are crawling with robbers and serial killers every night.
Big Mike

Lockport, IL

#2 Mar 19, 2013
Great writing skills, but you went too far over the top, and will be brushed off as only a disgruntled ex worker, or the competition.
Not happy at all

Cicero, IL

#3 Nov 2, 2013
Big Mike wrote:
Great writing skills, but you went too far over the top, and will be brushed off as only a disgruntled ex worker, or the competition.
Brushed off as a disgruntled ex worker? Typical of gangsters and violent thugs like you who think Atlantis is the "ultimate strip club" experience!

As for everyone who even THINKS about going to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club, listen here!

I don't care if you are allowed to have sex with the dancers at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

I don't care if you are allowed to bring cameras with you into Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

I don't care if you are allowed to VIDEOTAPE the lap dances at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

I don't care if you are allowed to masturbate during lap dances and ejaculate on the stripper at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

I don't care if you are allowed to take pictures of the dancers at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

I don't care if you are allowed to exchange phone numbers, email addresses, Facebook information, and such, with the strippers at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.

In fact, I don't even care if the dancers at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club pose for pictures in the exact same style and format that Hooters waitresses pose for pictures at Atlantis Gentlemen's club, and I don't care if they pose totally nude like that at Atlantis Gentlemen's club!

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club is a DEATH TRAP for innocent people!!! It sits in a type of neighborhood that is very nearly as dangerous as East St. Louis. NEVER, EVER go to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club if you want to live to see tomorrow!
Not happy at all

Cicero, IL

#4 Nov 3, 2013
In fact, I don't even care if you are allowed to take strippers home with you, cuddle with them, and sleep with them at home, at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club! Atlantis is still NO place for anyone to go who wants to live to see tomorrow!

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