Maine Coffee Shop Goes Topless

A new coffee shop in Vassalboro, Maine is trying to heat up the long, cold winter by featuring an all-topless wait staff.

[Chet]

Oh, I see where this is going - some clumsy waitress is going to burn her nipples off and sue them out of existence.

[Capt Kirk]

At least the milk will be fresh.

[Crazy Stacey]

Eeegads! The two servers they showed looked ugly as hell! Those truckers are probably looking more at the male than the female.

[Chet]

Crazy Stacey wrote:

Eeegads! The two servers they showed looked ugly as hell! Those truckers are probably looking more at the male than the female.

Wouldn't it be funny if some "topless" place charged guys an admission fee to get in, only to discover that all the employees were guys? And it would be even funnier if they were old fat guys.

[spouting off]

nobody is forcing anyone to go in.

[Concerned American]

Topless? So the paper cups don't have plastic lids. So what. lol

(If someone does not like the place and/or idea of the place then just don't go in. Simple as that (of course if things are not visible to the streets, i.e. little kids).)

[Harley]

I'm from NH. What's the address?

[will]

well guess its time for coffee and donuts its there choice to go in if they want and theres nothing wrong with the human body

[skipper]

Well the place musta been hot...So Hot it burned down last night.

[Beckie Godwin]

skipper wrote:

Well the place musta been hot...So Hot it burned down last night.

I know where Skip gets his coffee now, lol.

[skipper]

Beckie Godwin wrote:

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I know where Skip gets his coffee now, lol.

I only went there one time...
Its too long of a drive to go everyday...

okay twice

I stayed overnight and had a second cup the next day.

[Stacey]

skipper wrote:

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I only went there one time...
Its too long of a drive to go everyday...
okay twice
I stayed overnight and had a second cup the next day.

Must have been a titillating experience.

[JohnNS]

skipper wrote:

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I only went there one time...
Its too long of a drive to go everyday...
okay twice
I stayed overnight and had a second cup the next day.

What size "cup"?

[SLACK]

titties and coffee

their is a God

[Chef Ramsey]

"waitress, you left nipple indentations in my cream of wheat"

[Jason Lee]

skipper wrote:

Well the place musta been hot...So Hot it burned down last night.

I thought you were kidding but you're not.

"Fire destroys topless coffee shop in Maine":

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_new...

And, dern it, I hadn't managed to make it out there for coffee yet!

[Phantom]

If Rosie O' Donnell is working count me in.
Get that mental picture out your head.

[Phantom]

SLACK wrote:

titties and coffee
their is a God

Throw in some doughnuts and we have the perfect trifecta.

[MrRight]

I want fresh milk in my coffee..chop chop!

[SLACK]

Phantom wrote:

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Throw in some doughnuts and we have the perfect trifecta.

Cherry pie for me please.

no pun intended

(why does that keep happening)

(I just like cherry pie, a turnover would be fine)

(geese, no pun intended)