Phil, you are only impressing yourself with your need to be exacting and witty. "grammatical composition"..? dude, get over yourself. "i would be willing".. are you some sort of expert? did someone ask what you are willing to do?Judging by the grammatical composition of his post, I would be willing to bet the original poster might be intimately familiar with the effects of alcohol overindulgence :-)
people like you concern me. It's like you are trying out for some nobel peace prize that isnt there. write a book if you want to impress.