Gorilla (Chimp) Advocacy, Inc.: A Co...

Gorilla (Chimp) Advocacy, Inc.: A Colby Colon Puppet Enterprise?

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WooF

Montara, CA

#1 Jan 23, 2014
According to several search engines, there is NO Gorilla Advocacy incorporated in the state of California. It appears to be a cloud of fecal fumes emanating from the giant colon and sockpuppet factory of John E Colby.

If such an entity existed, John would need to report his 'business' activities with the appropriate welfare agencies that are sustaining him at taxpayer expense.

Claiming to be incorporated is a lie and fraudulent activity. The voices in John's head are leading him into trouble, again.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#2 Jan 23, 2014
I can just the incorporation application:

1.. John E Colby, Head Chimp & CEO

2. Bob Mitchell, COO

3. Phatty Colby, CFO & Donuts

4. Pamela Colon-Puppet, Human Resources

5. Bobby Norse, Chairman of the Board of Directors

6. The Parents Group as the Board of Directors

This looks like a 'winning' team. I wonder if the first 'Big Win" will be the eviction of their CFO from her section 8 pen?
Dim Sum

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Jan 23, 2014
Let's blow the whistle on this fraud! What's the best way to report him?
WooF

Montara, CA

#4 Jan 23, 2014
Dim Sum wrote:
Let's blow the whistle on this fraud! What's the best way to report him?
http://oig.ssa.gov/report You can report anonymously.

That's the Office of the Inspector General for the SSA.

John claiming to be a business: www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc

John's contact info for the complaint: docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8SGVSZjVBQ...
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#5 Jan 23, 2014
WooF wrote:
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http://oig.ssa.gov/report You can report anonymously.
That's the Office of the Inspector General for the SSA.
John claiming to be a business: www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc
John's contact info for the complaint: docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8SGVSZjVBQ...
The DA also has an office to investigate potential fraudulent businesses in Santa Cruz. If Colby is running a business, he'll need a business license and pay taxes.
CPA

United States

#6 Jan 23, 2014
Donny B wrote:
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The DA also has an office to investigate potential fraudulent businesses in Santa Cruz. If Colby is running a business, he'll need a business license and pay taxes.
With what? Bananas??
Former MGA Neighbor

Santa Cruz, CA

#7 Jan 23, 2014
WooF wrote:
<quoted text>
http://oig.ssa.gov/report You can report anonymously.
That's the Office of the Inspector General for the SSA.
John claiming to be a business: www.facebook.com/GorillaAdvocacyInc
John's contact info for the complaint: docs.google.com/file/d/0BxTKPdmfF4X8SGVSZjVBQ...
Thanks, we're on it! Like Fat Pat on a free meal!
CCP1

Oakland, CA

#8 Jan 28, 2014
The patented Colby Colon dispenses up to 15 sock puppets an hour.
the Chimp Sucks

San Francisco, CA

#9 Jan 31, 2014
Why the Chimp sucks?

John Colby, Chimp Advocate, Inc. has been up and spamming at 2 AM (his preferred Peeping Tom hours before he was evicted from and lost his section #8 status at Mission Garedens Apts.) trying to skewer his legion of detractors. He blames these people, whom he doesn't even know for his failure in life and current miserable conditions.

As an advocate, he's a joke. He lost his fight against his eviction. He claims he was "illegally" evicted for;

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

The Chimp even posted the eviction letter in this forum. He should be in jail, not just evicted. He is so obsessed with getting back at his critics (by reading through the eviction charges you can see how he treats people) he gave up his prime dumpster diving hours!

All Chimp Advocacy, Inc. does is generate FOI's which get routinely ignored and have after 6 years of spamming done absolutely NOTHING! Gorilla Advocacy, Inc. is as real as a John Colby created colon-driven sock puppet. Try GOOGLing it. No such entity actually exists.

John Colby is a Failure---a loud obnoxious Failure, but a Failure.
WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Aug 11, 2015
the Chimp Sucks wrote:
Why the Chimp sucks?
John Colby, Chimp Advocate, Inc. has been up and spamming at 2 AM (his preferred Peeping Tom hours before he was evicted from and lost his section #8 status at Mission Garedens Apts.) trying to skewer his legion of detractors. He blames these people, whom he doesn't even know for his failure in life and current miserable conditions.
As an advocate, he's a joke. He lost his fight against his eviction. He claims he was "illegally" evicted for;
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources
The Chimp even posted the eviction letter in this forum. He should be in jail, not just evicted. He is so obsessed with getting back at his critics (by reading through the eviction charges you can see how he treats people) he gave up his prime dumpster diving hours!
All Chimp Advocacy, Inc. does is generate FOI's which get routinely ignored and have after 6 years of spamming done absolutely NOTHING! Gorilla Advocacy, Inc. is as real as a John Colby created colon-driven sock puppet. Try GOOGLing it. No such entity actually exists.
John Colby is a Failure---a loud obnoxious Failure, but a Failure.
Google Santa Cruz CA homeless advocates and will you find John Colby or Chimp Advocates??

BWAHAHAHAHA!
West side

Brockton, MA

#11 Aug 12, 2015
WooF wrote:
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Google Santa Cruz CA homeless advocates and will you find John Colby or Chimp Advocates??
BWAHAHAHAHA!
You'd have better luck googling human colostomy bag!
The Truth Hurts

Aptos, CA

#12 Aug 12, 2015
How's the job search going "DOCTOR"?

Did you figure out how many deposit cans it will take to pay off Capitol One?

I'll do it for you: Cans are 5 cents each, so multiply the dollar figure X-20.
Gorilla Advocacy NOW

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Aug 12, 2015
For shame! NO ONE who attacks JOHN COLBY will be invited to gather in his presence! NO SCOFFERS. NO NAYSAYERS. ALL WILL BE DENIED.

If you remember nothing else from your time on Topix, remember that!
The Truth Hurts

Aptos, CA

#14 Aug 12, 2015
Gorilla Advocacy NOW wrote:
For shame! NO ONE who attacks JOHN COLBY will be invited to gather in his presence! NO SCOFFERS. NO NAYSAYERS. ALL WILL BE DENIED.
If you remember nothing else from your time on Topix, remember that!
Relevant: H t t p://www.johncohencolby.com.
See: "This is what delusional people sound like"
Gorilla Advocacy NOW

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 Aug 13, 2015
Fools! Thieves! Deceivers! Interest in JOHN COLBY generates 95% and more of content here. JOHN COLBY R-U-L-E-S TOPIX!
The Truth Hurts

Aptos, CA

#16 Aug 13, 2015
Gorilla Advocacy NOW wrote:
Fools! Thieves! Deceivers! Interest in JOHN COLBY generates 95% and more of content here. JOHN COLBY R-U-L-E-S TOPIX!
Get a job ya whackjob.
to John Colby

San Jose, CA

#17 Aug 13, 2015
Gorilla Advocacy NOW wrote:
Fools! Thieves! Deceivers! Interest in JOHN COLBY generates 95% and more of content here. JOHN COLBY R-U-L-E-S TOPIX!
Go back to sperm gargling. It's the only thing you've ever been successful, and
Relevant: H t t p://www.johncohencolby.com.
See: "This is what delusional people sound like"
Gorilla Advocacy NOW

Santa Cruz, CA

#18 Aug 13, 2015
Filth! You lie with dogs! STATE THE FACTS. Topix is TOTALLY DOMINATED by interest in John Colby!
to John Colby

Salt Lake City, UT

#19 Aug 13, 2015
Gorilla Advocacy NOW wrote:
Filth! You lie with dogs! STATE THE FACTS. Topix is TOTALLY DOMINATED by interest in John Colby!
I'd be really embarrassed to have to stoop to using Hitler and sock puppets as support for my life of failure. You are nothing more than a Topix piñata !
Woof

San Francisco, CA

#20 Aug 15, 2015
How's the job search going "DOCTOR"?

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