Bigger Manboobs: Buzz or DBS?

Bigger Manboobs: Buzz or DBS?

Created by Buzz on Dec 19, 2012

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DBS has bigger manboobs than Buzz.

Buzz has bigger manboobs than DBS.

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Buzz

San Ramon, CA

#1 Dec 19, 2012
If you want to get laid, vote for my manboobs!!!!!
Reality Check

Redwood City, CA

#2 Dec 21, 2012
Buzz has manbbobs that reach to his knees, but DBS has manboobs that are perky and sit higher on his chest.

I think it is impossible to compare the two sets of manboobs.
John McStupid

United States

#4 Dec 22, 2012
Actually, you left off the biggest set of manboobs in Santa Cruz, mega-fatty John Colby. They had him in an elephant training bra for his TV debate with the mayor. Even that tightly wound he had more ripples than a DQ soft-serve cone. John has more chins than there are steps up to the courthouse.

Even if John wasn't fat he'd still be the biggest BOOB in Santa Cruz!
PollywantmoreWel fare

Fremont, CA

#5 Dec 22, 2012
John McStupid wrote:
Actually, you left off the biggest set of manboobs in Santa Cruz, mega-fatty John Colby. They had him in an elephant training bra for his TV debate with the mayor. Even that tightly wound he had more ripples than a DQ soft-serve cone. John has more chins than there are steps up to the courthouse.
Even if John wasn't fat he'd still be the biggest BOOB in Santa Cruz!
DBS? Rawk, Rawk

Rawk, get a job ya whackjob!! Rawk

Rawk, DBS doesn't work, Rawk, Rawk.

Rawk, DBS spends his daddy's money, Rawk
DBS

Fremont, CA

#6 Dec 22, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
Buzz has manbbobs that reach to his knees, but DBS has manboobs that are perky and sit higher on his chest.
I think it is impossible to compare the two sets of manboobs.
we both weigh 235 pounds and we both wear the same sized bras
Lazy John the Hypocrite

Menlo Park, CA

#7 Dec 22, 2012
DBS wrote:
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we both weigh 235 pounds and we both wear the same sized bras
For a man with a PhD, John, you possess no creativity. Who wrote your dissertation for you? No wonder you can't get a job. I couldn't imagine anyone willing to work around you. You're not allowed to possess firearms are you?
Reality Check

Foster City, CA

#8 Jan 2, 2013
Lazy John the Hypocrite wrote:
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For a man with a PhD, John, you possess no creativity. Who wrote your dissertation for you? No wonder you can't get a job. I couldn't imagine anyone willing to work around you. You're not allowed to possess firearms are you?
So you are too much of a man to wear a bra?

You don't sound very secure with your masculinity.
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#9 Jan 19, 2013
DBS has pretty much bigger EVERYTHING than Buzz.

Buzz tries to make up for it by kissing DBS's big, flabby ass LOL
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#10 May 8, 2013
PollywantmoreWel fare wrote:
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DBS? Rawk, Rawk
Rawk, get a job ya whackjob!! Rawk
Rawk, DBS doesn't work, Rawk, Rawk.
Rawk, DBS spends his daddy's money, Rawk
You aren't fooling anyone, DBS.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job this week?

Haven't your Take Back Santa Cruz buddies helped you at all?
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#12 Jun 10, 2013
Buzz wrote:
If you want to get laid, vote for my manboobs!!!!!
Who cares?
srilllicari

Brentwood, CA

#13 Jun 15, 2013
Loon Mallet

Oakland, CA

#15 Jun 15, 2013
Do you think Fat Pat kicked Colby to the curb and he's taking his frustration out on Topx users?
Explain WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#16 Jun 16, 2013
back to the subject at hand: WooF's man boobs.
Loon Mallet

Oakland, CA

#17 Jun 16, 2013
Explain WooF wrote:
back to the subject at hand: WooF's man boobs.
Are much smaller than John Colby's!
Reality Check

San Mateo, CA

#18 Jul 10, 2013
Kind of even on this vote.

Only a privileged few have seen the manboobs for real.

Just as I am the only non troll on topix who has heard DBS's voice, and his thick Czechoslovakian accent.
Southern Fried DBS

Hayward, CA

#19 May 24, 2014
Reality Check wrote:
Kind of even on this vote.
Only a privileged few have seen the manboobs for real.
Just as I am the only non troll on topix who has heard DBS's voice, and his thick Czechoslovakian accent.
Some are saying his accent is southern.

Could it be both?
HEY JOHN

San Jose, CA

#20 May 25, 2014
Southern Fried DBS wrote:
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Some are saying his accent is southern.
Could it be both?
Do your sister, FUGLY Phatty's drooping ClamBOOBS swing below her navel and make it hard for you get a meal?
Double D DBS

Mill Valley, CA

#21 Dec 21, 2014
Word on the street is DBS has been taking Risperdal to try and cheat a win in this competition.....

It makes sense a trust fund baby like DBS would cheat......
Double D DBS

Mill Valley, CA

#22 Dec 21, 2014
Reality Check wrote:
Kind of even on this vote.
Only a privileged few have seen the manboobs for real.
Just as I am the only non troll on topix who has heard DBS's voice, and his thick Czechoslovakian accent.
Alphonso said he saw DBS/TMC riding his bike downtown with his shirt off and DBS's manboobs were saggy and almost getting caught in his bike chain because they sag so bad.....

Alphonso also said DBS has a very hairy chest in the area around his boobs.....
Double D DBS

Mill Valley, CA

#23 Dec 21, 2014
DBS wrote:
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we both weigh 235 pounds and we both wear the same sized bras
It should be noted that at 235 pounds DBS/TMC is considered clinically obese by the Center for Disease Control......

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