Colby's New House
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Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#1 Jul 29, 2013
Rumor has it Colby has found a new home.

Thank you for all of your thoughts, people, the universe is responding to them :)

http://youtu.be/nbEBOtB_r6s

Do you like the neighborhood?

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San Francisco, CA

#2 Jul 29, 2013
btw, how many days are left on the countdown?

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#3 Jul 29, 2013
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#4 Jul 29, 2013
The Original Donny B wrote:
You count really well, Donny.

Don't ever let anyone tell you differently.
Ceality Rheck

Santa Cruz, CA

#5 Jul 29, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Rumor has it Colby has found a new home.
Thank you for all of your thoughts, people, the universe is responding to them :)
http://youtu.be/nbEBOtB_r6s
Do you like the neighborhood?
I'm so anxious about all the haters out there, I can't sleep, I'm in a section 8 prison, waaaaa waaaaaaaa.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#6 Jul 29, 2013
Forty nine days....
Reality Check

Sunol, CA

#7 Jul 30, 2013
DBS wrote:
Forty nine days....
None of you trolls will answer this question.....

Will you keep the countdown going after he moves into his new house?

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#8 Jul 30, 2013
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#9 Jul 30, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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None of you trolls will answer this question.....
Will you keep the countdown going after he moves into his new house?
John, you are the only one who would euphemistically refer to a 400 square-foot section 8 pigsty with a view of the dumpster as a house!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

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#10 Aug 2, 2013
WooF

Pacifica, CA

#11 Aug 3, 2013
The Original Donny B wrote:
Colby's being outsourced. Check out his new occupation and relocation video:


Sorry FAT PAT, you didn't make the cut!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

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#12 Aug 4, 2013
Another day closer. 43 days...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
9non

Brentwood, CA

#13 Aug 5, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
Rumor has it Colby has found a new home.
Thank you for all of your thoughts, people, the universe is responding to them :)
http://youtu.be/nbEBOtB_r6s
Do you like the neighborhood?
If you gonna go 4 the Carbonera/De-lavega area I like THIS one:

http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#14 Aug 6, 2013
The countdown continues.

41 days...

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...
Frenvogivpag

Brentwood, CA

#15 Sep 5, 2013
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic...

Neeeeeeiiiihahahahahahahahahah ahaha!
Cardboard Condo

Santa Cruz, CA

#16 Sep 5, 2013
livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
what the people think of me
i’m livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
can’t ya see

gettin’ in the line down at the office
listen to them bitch and swear
down at the welfare office nobody really wants to care

will you hurry up, i’m tired of waitin’

i’m outside livin’ in the cardboard condominium
livin’ outside
freezin’ cold

in the cardboard condominium

listen to me sweet sally
i’m building a cardboard condo in your alley
can’t you see that i’m kind of cold
i’m livin’ outside, i gotta be bold

get the piece of plywood and lean it up against the fence
so they can’t see
then you step out in the middle of the night in the alley and just take a pee
in the outside

i’m freezin’
don’t look at me you looky loos

outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium

get some plywood
get some cardboard and stick it underneath
get some plastic bags and cover the top
so they can’t see
livin’ outside
along the freeway
can’t ya see our shacks from your car
we’re homeless can you see

outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
it’s a cardboard condominium
up in your face
John Colby

Palo Alto, CA

#17 Sep 5, 2013
Cardboard Condo wrote:
livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
what the people think of me
i’m livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
can’t ya see
gettin’ in the line down at the office
listen to them bitch and swear
down at the welfare office nobody really wants to care
will you hurry up, i’m tired of waitin’
i’m outside livin’ in the cardboard condominium
livin’ outside
freezin’ cold
in the cardboard condominium
listen to me sweet sally
i’m building a cardboard condo in your alley
can’t you see that i’m kind of cold
i’m livin’ outside, i gotta be bold
get the piece of plywood and lean it up against the fence
so they can’t see
then you step out in the middle of the night in the alley and just take a pee
in the outside
i’m freezin’
don’t look at me you looky loos
outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
get some plywood
get some cardboard and stick it underneath
get some plastic bags and cover the top
so they can’t see
livin’ outside
along the freeway
can’t ya see our shacks from your car
we’re homeless can you see
outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
it’s a cardboard condominium
up in your face
And I'll still be wearing FAT PAT'a undies!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#18 Sep 6, 2013
Bend over, John!

http://i.imgur.com/fvDAC6L.jpg

You have a surprise coming in 13 days.
John Colby

Palo Alto, CA

#20 Sep 6, 2013
Donny B wrote:
Bend over, John!
http://i.imgur.com/fvDAC6L.jpg
You have a surprise coming in 13 days.
Payback is going to be a real bitch for the malignant loon!
MGA_hillbillies

Germany

#21 Sep 7, 2013
colby struk oil diiggin 4 iz leeech feild. now he going big. he rich. Dbs sholdda taken him up on that work.

NEW PAD:

http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...

naddda secececeioonn 8 no mas.

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