Why did 28 of Colby's neighbors sign ...
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#167 Jun 16, 2013
WooF unmasked wrote:
No. I'm NOT wrong. I have a copy of the petition. It has your name on it WooF. I just sent it to the media. Expect a call from some reporters. You're going to get your 15 minutes of ignominable fame.
Sure thing whackjob!!

Is your "ROYALTY" status going to create a Media firestorm at your catcrap-stinking section-8 ghetto on Grandview?

Will "60 Minutes" and all the big TV networks want an exclusive????

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!

Maybe you should tell them about the undercover SCPD Methcookers too!!!!

LOOOON!!!!!
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#168 Jun 16, 2013
John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#169 Jun 16, 2013
You people are idiots. The back-and-forth personal insults date back on this forum, what, two years now?

Shmucks.
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#170 Jun 16, 2013
Zombie Corpse Rental wrote:
You people are idiots. The back-and-forth personal insults date back on this forum, what, two years now?
Shmucks.
Sure sucked YOU in, putz! You've become part of the problem.,,
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#171 Jun 17, 2013
Buzz wrote:
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Sure sucked YOU in, putz! You've become part of the problem.,,
What, did you think everyone was just going to tolerate your endless insanity on these boards while you shadow-box with yourself?

Here's a wakeup call: nobody gives a rat's ass about your stupid little feud.

Jerkoffs, the lot of you.
Whatta Loon

United States

#172 Jun 17, 2013
Zombie Corpse Rental wrote:
<quoted text>What, did you think everyone was just going to tolerate your endless insanity on these boards while you shadow-box with yourself?
Here's a wakeup call: nobody gives a rat's ass about your stupid little feud.
Jerkoffs, the lot of you.
No one's making you post here, dickwad! Or are you going to do a "Colby", that is bitch about something for years but do nothing but complain instead of doing something about. You keep Colby Insomniac hours and sound anxious and agitated just like the conditions that got him on SSI. Do you also have an obese sister sharing your section 8 housing?
WooF

Woodland, CA

#173 Jun 20, 2013
I imagine John's neighbors breathed a sigh of relief while he spent the last two days in a rubber room! He should not be living around other people.
WooF

United States

#174 Jun 27, 2013
Your neighbors still want you gone, John!
WooF

United States

#175 Jun 28, 2013
Your neighbors want to know where you were prowling after your 3 AM spamming? They're tired of having to be constantly vigilant in regards to your nocturnal creeping and peeping in their windows.
28 Neighbors

United States

#176 Jul 2, 2013
Yee haw!!! The loons are going, the loons are going, the loons are going...,,
WooF

United States

#177 Jul 4, 2013
28 Neighbors wrote:
Yee haw!!! The loons are going, the loons are going, the loons are going...,,
Best Fourth of July ever!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#178 Jul 4, 2013
How's the Apartment search going John?

any leads?

Or is it just like your job search?
WooFz dumb dog

Santa Cruz, CA

#179 Jul 4, 2013
i'm not going to live in an apartment. i'm moving into something better according to what a 'lil birdie told me. now i don't need your house, so you can rest easy about me taking it.
WooF

United States

#180 Jul 4, 2013
WooFz dumb dog wrote:
i'm not going to live in an apartment. i'm moving into something better according to what a 'lil birdie told me. now i don't need your house, so you can rest easy about me taking it.
I see the Prozac hasn't kicked in yet. Why were you begging for help to keep from being evicted in September?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#181 Jul 4, 2013
Was that the same "Lil' birdie" that crapped on FAT Pat's trashed-out car?
Dim dog

Santa Cruz, CA

#182 Jul 4, 2013
why do you want people to think you're a surfer while you're a complete klutz? you can't even wade into the water.
WooF

United States

#183 Jul 4, 2013
Dim dog wrote:
why do you want people to think you're a surfer while you're a complete klutz? you can't even wade into the water.
Oh my God! are your neighbors happy you're moving out of there! It's a big win for them and a problem for you John trying to find a place that will take you. You are really up a creek without a paddle!
nizedigs

Oakland, CA

#184 Jul 4, 2013
WooF wrote:
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Oh my God! are your neighbors happy you're moving out of there! It's a big win for them and a problem for you John trying to find a place that will take you. You are really up a creek without a paddle!
Wouldn't y'all be jealous if some billionaire decided to buy this 4 JonnyC?

http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
nizedigs

Oakland, CA

#185 Jul 4, 2013
takes some of the sting out of being called a spamming loon when u got an ocean view.

Mooohooohahahaaaaaa!!!! 2 U
Buzz

United States

#186 Jul 4, 2013
nizedigs wrote:
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Wouldn't y'all be jealous if some billionaire decided to buy this 4 JonnyC?
http://www.mlslistings.com/PropertyDetails.as...
Clueless Johnny C couldn't get the time of day from the town drunk!

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