Does John Colby fear identity theft?
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#1 Feb 23, 2013
Hell no!! Nobody wants to be him even he doesn't. Why do you think you post under so many different names because he's ashamed of his own.
Also what would you identity thieves get? Two flea-ridden cars, the section 8 welfare apartment and a negative net worth including tens of thousands of dollars of delinquent student loans.
And worst of all you'd have to be living in and sharing a bedroom with your hideously ugly obese sister, Pat and servicing your best friend Jeffrey, the nut job Helms! YUCK!!
#2 Feb 23, 2013
Since when does John own a car?
#3 Feb 23, 2013
Oops! That was meant to be "cats" but I think he might have access to FAT PAT's birdcrap encrusted ghetto cruiser.
#4 Feb 23, 2013
No I heard he drives primer grey p/u truck that is so dented it looks like it spent time in the junkyard crusher.
#5 Feb 23, 2013
Are you sure that's just not him riding his fat sister Pat down the road?
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