What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

Created by Elmer Fudd on Feb 10, 2013

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John Colby

A box of rocks

Loon Mallet

United States

#171 Jun 11, 2013
John just keeps doubling down on the Looniness!
WooooFF

United States

#172 Jun 13, 2013
Does this guy have both oars in the water?

John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
Elmer Fudd Woofs daddy

Santa Cruz, CA

#173 Jun 13, 2013
Just like you WoooFF, your daddy Elmer Fudd was an epic failure.

http://youtu.be/pAcXt-NOb1U
Buzz

United States

#174 Jun 13, 2013
Elmer Fudd Woofs daddy wrote:
Just like you WoooFF, your daddy Elmer Fudd was an epic failure.
http://youtu.be/pAcXt-NOb1U
The definition for epic failure can be found by accessing John Colby's LinkedIn page!

BTW you're up pretty early for a drug abuser or did you get to excited by your peeping and prowling?
Elmer Dudd Woofs daddy

Santa Cruz, CA

#175 Jun 13, 2013
Now we know why WooF was doomed to epic failure. Poor WooF. He never had a chance.
Buzz

Hayward, CA

#176 Jun 15, 2013
The Loon has lost it! He must have just received a new load of dope.
Explain WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#177 Jun 15, 2013
Did you Son study video editing at Cabrillo? Did he help you with your chicken videos?
Loon Mallet

United States

#178 Jun 16, 2013
Explain WooF wrote:
Did you Son study video editing at Cabrillo? Did he help you with your chicken videos?
Posts like these, John are why you have been voted dumber than a box of rocks!
Whatta Loon

Burlingame, CA

#179 Jun 16, 2013
John is like Sgt. Schultz in "Hogan's Heroes", I know nothing! And he's proud of it? What a moron!
WooF

United States

#180 Jun 20, 2013
John, after returning from a 5150 hold is going back to creating some of the lamest memes ever!
Buzz

Hayward, CA

#181 Jun 23, 2013
John is still creating unpronounceable sock puppets by the dozen! And they, like he, are not worth the time it takes to pass them by.
WooF

United States

#182 Jun 26, 2013
Embarrassed yet, John? Or had that gene along with the work Gene been eliminated from your DNA?
Ur GENES are

Santa Cruz, CA

#183 Jun 26, 2013
Top Fun

Santa Cruz, CA

#184 Jun 26, 2013
Ur GENES are wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/ovzjptu
Is this how John tries to get others to think he's a "man"?
WooF

United States

#185 Jun 27, 2013
"spambreakfasttrolls aka John Colby's newest meme is a big fail since he's only spamming to himself. A pathetic moron with insomnia.
WooF

United States

#186 Jun 28, 2013
I am afraid the Loon hasn't hit bottom yet. Just how low can he go before he implodes?
WooF

San Francisco, CA

#187 Jul 4, 2013
The delusional loon trying to spin the eviction he's crying about as a big win!

It actually is a big win, for everybody but him!
Homeless Loon

United States

#189 Jul 8, 2013
MGA evictee, John ColbyLoser has been hitting the hallucinogenics so hard that rants, though slanderous are pathetically nonsensical.
Leiddinial

Walnut Creek, CA

#190 Jul 9, 2013
WooF wrote:
I am afraid the Loon hasn't hit bottom yet. Just how low can he go before he implodes?
i guess we shall seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#191 Jul 9, 2013
If Colby thinks Attorney General Eric Holder is going to keep him from being evicted from Mission Garden Apartments, he's been smoking too many bath salts!

There's no doubt that you could have a more intelligent conversation with a box of rocks than you could with John Colby.

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