What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

Created by Elmer Fudd on Feb 10, 2013

348 votes

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John Colby

A box of rocks

Snake Belly

Santa Cruz, CA

#24 Feb 19, 2013
John's so stupid, he keeps forgetting his name and has to steal others'. He even think his critics are going to stop!

United States

#25 Feb 20, 2013
Those rocks "Rock"! You're looking good, Chester!

Menlo Park, CA

#26 Feb 20, 2013
I'm glad I bet on the box of rocks even though they were the odds on favorite (7-3) but with the underdog being a hog , I knew he'd get pulverized.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#27 Feb 21, 2013
John's making those rocks look like MENSA material!

Menlo Park, CA

#28 Feb 21, 2013
Maybe this is why the rocks are doing so well pin this poll?

John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.

In his real life, John is an angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who lives with his morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.

John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.

John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).

John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
Wide Receiver

Santa Cruz, CA

#29 Feb 21, 2013
Plus John never uses protection!

United States

#30 Feb 22, 2013
The fact that he continually spams back and forth to himself shows what a pathetic nutjob he is. Even his sister and twin brother jeffie helms have abandoned him.

Menlo Park, CA

#31 Feb 22, 2013
It's just been revealed in this forum, so it must be true, that John thinks urinal cakes are just Fat Pat-sized breath mints!

United States

#32 Feb 22, 2013
You invade all the other threads, John. Why are you hiding from this one, is it because you're being thrashed by a box rocks?

Santa Cruz, CA

#33 Feb 22, 2013
ColbyPerv wrote:
You invade all the other threads, John. Why are you hiding from this one, is it because you're being thrashed by a box rocks?
Maybe he had to take a short break to check out the local dumpsters?
Reality Check

Alameda, CA

#34 Feb 22, 2013
I think he's busy doing a massive copy/paste of...nothing. Not pretty. Like watching a train wreck.
Hail Yes

Santa Cruz, CA

#35 Feb 22, 2013

Menlo Park, CA

#36 Feb 22, 2013
I am glad that I don't like John Colby. Because if I did, I would be embarrassed for him. He makes a bigger fool of himself each time he invents a new creature to support his insane posts.

Menlo Park, CA

#37 Feb 23, 2013
Another reason the rocks are winning. This was posted by ColbyLiar in IndyCrap 8 months ago.

Your neighbors may disagree:
"After an angry man yelled homophobic threats at me in February 2009, Mission Gardens attorney wrote that management could not be be the monitor of pleasant interactions between neighbors. Later I was accosted with LGBT slurs, the same man suggesting that I was a pedophile, remarking to a nearby mother holding a baby: "Hide the baby, hide the baby, he's a pervert!""
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2012/06/01/1 ...
Sock Puppet

United States

#38 Feb 25, 2013
Colby claims that DBS is Buzz in a poll that ColbyLoon created is but another reason why the box of rocks wins!
More ColbyLOONYspam

Santa Clara, CA

#39 Feb 25, 2013
The whackjob(John cohen AKA John E. Colby) is now claiming that rural roads violate the ADA act, because there's no room for an electric wheelchair. Look in the Sentinel article about the Pedestrian hit by a car near the Trout Farm.
We Dont Need No Armbands

Santa Cruz, CA

#40 Feb 25, 2013
More ColbyLOSERspam

Santa Clara, CA

#41 Feb 25, 2013
And we need section-8 Welfare parasites?

About as much as we need inflamed hemmorroids.
Sock Puppet

Menlo Park, CA

#42 Feb 25, 2013
Boy,John you really go spam happy when you're wearing Fat Par's pantyhose! She still in there with you?

Menlo Park, CA

#43 Feb 26, 2013
The loon started 13 threads within the last 12 hours to which no one responded to except him. No wonder the box of rocks's beating them in this polling.

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