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“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Dec 18, 2012
If you need a good laugh to start your day try this: http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2012/12/16/1...

John Colby, UCSC's least successful (but biggest welfare parasite), is now raving about dog crap! Finally, he has descended to an area of his expertise.

On another note how come IndyCrap's monthly donations always total $37? Or is that just 2012's YTD? Their supporters must be the cheapest in Santa Cruz. Way to go, ROBERT!!
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#2 Dec 18, 2012
BWAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAa!!!!!!
No Loser like ColbyLOSER

United States

#3 Dec 18, 2012
It should be a crime using tax dollars to support this worthless crackpot. It must be blissful to have so much time that you can wax lyrical about dog poop. I shudder to think of what he might be doing with it.
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#4 Dec 18, 2012
Ok, who is playing Will W? Whoever it is, bravo!
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#5 Dec 18, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
Ok, who is playing Will W? Whoever it is, bravo!
Gotta LOVE that one!!!

Will is claiming that it's his Constitutional right to let his dog crap on the sidewalk, because he's a morbidly obese drunk.

Only in Santa Cruz.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#6 Dec 18, 2012
DBS wrote:
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Gotta LOVE that one!!!
Will is claiming that it's his Constitutional right to let his dog crap on the sidewalk, because he's a morbidly obese drunk.
Only in Santa Cruz.
Although I must admit, that at 235 pounds, I too qualify for those benefits, and I too also enjoy the benefits of public asisstance, so he and I arent that different.

Most of the crap I litter with comes from my mouth, though, not from my dog's butt :)
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#7 Dec 18, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
Ok, who is playing Will W? Whoever it is, bravo!
you should be ashamed of yourself
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#8 Dec 18, 2012
DBS wrote:
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you should be ashamed of yourself
As opposed to you, with (supposedly) a PhD, and living on the dole?
Sum Dim

Kent, WA

#9 Dec 18, 2012
Okay. I'll admit it. 'Twas I. I also played the part of Henry. Looks like they killed him off entirely, though. Sad. He was wise and just, and versed in the ways of human rights.

“Get a job, or get lost.”

Since: Aug 12

Aptos

#10 Dec 18, 2012
DBS wrote:
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Although I must admit, that at 235 pounds, I too qualify for those benefits, and I too also enjoy the benefits of public asisstance, so he and I arent that different.
Most of the crap I litter with comes from my mouth, though, not from my dog's butt :)
Lying crapsack.

I've never taken a SINGLE PENNY in public assistance, Welfare or even unemployment.

Ever.

Did you even TRY to earn your first penny of 2012?
Worthless John

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Dec 18, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
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As opposed to you, with (supposedly) a PhD, and living on the dole?
and diddle his fat sister.
Reality Check

San Jose, CA

#12 Dec 18, 2012
Sum Dim wrote:
Okay. I'll admit it.'Twas I. I also played the part of Henry. Looks like they killed him off entirely, though. Sad. He was wise and just, and versed in the ways of human rights.
I repeat, Bravo!!
Will W

Livermore, CA

#13 Dec 19, 2012
John comes over every morning with his oral pooper scooper. It's very convenient but it kind it tickles. Instead of just talking the talk John is finally walking the walk.
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#14 Dec 19, 2012
Will W wrote:
John comes over every morning with his oral pooper scooper. It's very convenient but it kind it tickles. Instead of just talking the talk John is finally walking the walk.
Puts a whole new spin on "morning breath", eh?
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#16 Dec 19, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
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Lying crapsack.
I've never taken a SINGLE PENNY in public assistance, Welfare or even unemployment.
Ever.
Did you even TRY to earn your first penny of 2012?
how much money did your family take from cabrillo college again?

a lot.

you need to pay it back.

that was like stealing, you public asisstance leech.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#17 Dec 19, 2012
Please post all the names that you know of that DBS/Buzz/Donny B/Reality Check uses to stalk and harrass people with on Topix and elsewhere.

DBS/Buzz/Donny B posts under new names to harrass people everyday, here is a list of some of them:

Added to the newly UPDATED DBS/Buzz stalker list:

Grandview Ave
the Anti DBS Colby
NotDBS
TTT
Fred S
FAT PAT is FATTEST
Mr Kitzel
The original DBS
eviction party
FAT PAT
Not DBS
jeff helms
Meth Mouth DBS
Endless Bummer
DBS not Colbyloser
tmc914
The Beast from the East
Drivebyfruiter
The real DBS

The tmc914 name is what DBS uses to post comments on the Santa Cruz Sentinel with, and that handle is associated with the email address tmc914@yahoo.com

Why does DBS post under so many names?
Why did DBS vandalize Becky Johnson's property?
DBS should stop hijacking names!!!!!!!

Also, DBS calls this group of fake names he has created "The Dingleberry Gang"

DBS posts a variety of names with "Colby" in the title, such as Colbyloon, DBS not Colbyloser, or Dumb Hump Colby, etc, or with "John" in the title, such as "Lying John" and "No John". Lately he has been using a woman's name, making handles with "PAT" in them.

Lately, DBS has been using "Grandview" in posts to threaten a person on Topix who lives at an apartment complex named Grandview.

DBS also calls himself "Dave" or "Dan" at times.

Additional possible identities used by DBS:
Buzz
Sum Dim
Phil.i.am
Donny B
Reality Check
Reality Check Santa Cruz
Honey Badger
meow
Xanthippe
Ed Natol

DBS is a really large, angry man who will vandalize your home, or threaten to, if you disagree with him on Topix. He weighs over 225 pounds and is severely obese and has trouble moving, but he is also very dangerous.

How, you ask, does DBS stalk people and add so many abusive comments without being banned from Topix? He uses a router to change his isp, or so he says, and he uses anonymous proxies, which is how he changes how his location appears on Topix comments.
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#18 Dec 19, 2012
Updated (somewhat)

DBS/Buzz/Donny B posts under new names to harrass people everyday, here is a list of some of them:
The archive threads are:
Archive for DBS/Buzz/Donny B Stalker Names
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca ...
Archive for Racist Statements by DBS, Buzz, and Donny B
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca ...

Added to the newly UPDATED DBS/Buzz stalker list:
Craig
Despicable John
FAT PAT ColbyLOSER
Beast
Colby is NUTScom
Good Job Officers
HEY FAT PAT
Hey Jeffie
New Reader
Grandview Ave
the Anti DBS Colby
NotDBS
TTT
Fred S
FAT PAT is FATTEST
Get a job Colbyloser
Get a job ColbyLOON

Colby paranoid Troll
Colbys R Nutz
ole 'D
Whinyputz
The Parrot
The LOONs are coming
DBSthe SPAMMER
WOOF
Mooohoohahaaaaa
deja vu
Unemployed Wimp and Blimp

Mr Kitzel
The original DBS
eviction party
FAT PAT
Not DBS
jeff helms
Meth Mouth DBS
Endless Bummer
DBS not Colbyloser
tmc914
The Beast from the East
Drivebyfruiter
The real DBS
The tmc914 name is what DBS uses to post comments on the Santa Cruz Sentinel with, and that handle is associated with the email address tmc914@yahoo.com
Why does DBS post under so many names?
Why did DBS vandalize Becky Johnson's property?
DBS should stop hijacking names!!!!!!!
Also, DBS calls this group of fake names he has created "The Dingleberry Gang"
DBS posts a variety of names with "Colby" in the title, such as Colbyloon, DBS not Colbyloser, or Dumb Hump Colby, etc, or with "John" in the title, such as "Lying John" and "No John". Lately he has been using a woman's name, making handles with "PAT" in them.
Lately, DBS has been using "Grandview" in posts to threaten a person on Topix who lives at an apartment complex named Grandview.
DBS also calls himself "Dave" or "Dan" at times.
Additional possible identities used by DBS:
Buzz
Sum Dim
Phil.i.am
Donny B
Reality Check
Reality Check Santa Cruz
Honey Badger
meow
Xanthippe
Ed Natol
DBS is a really large, angry man who will vandalize your home, or threaten to, if you disagree with him on Topix. He weighs over 225 pounds and is severely obese and has trouble moving, but he is also very dangerous.
How, you ask, does DBS stalk people and add so many abusive comments without being banned from Topix? He uses a router to change his isp, or so he says, and he uses anonymous proxies, which is how he changes how his location appears on Topix comments.

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#19 Dec 19, 2012
How about a little verifiable info regarding John Colby. We've registered our names because we got tired of his hijacking our names. He is a stalker. He is also so stupid that he originally posted his nonsense under his real name. He still does that on IndyBay while raving about Nazi's and dog poop. He is a real Loon who has no idea of the identity of his detractors.

John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.

In his real life, John is an angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who lives with his morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.

John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.

John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).

John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#20 Dec 19, 2012
The Original Buzz wrote:
How about a little verifiable info regarding John Colby. We've registered our names because we got tired of his hijacking our names. He is a stalker. He is also so stupid that he originally posted his nonsense under his real name. He still does that on IndyBay while raving about Nazi's and dog poop. He is a real Loon who has no idea of the identity of his detractors.
John E Colby who posts as DBS, Buzz, Check on Reality, Donny B, endless bummer, takes these names from posters who have offended him by commenting on his crackpot posts. He also frequently posts as Skeptic and Casual Observer.
In his real life, John is an angry, whiny, unemployed, delusional paranoid psychotic who lives with his morbidly obese sister Pat and two incontinent cats in the Mission Gardens section 8 housing on Grandview in Santa Cruz.
John possesses an enormous, but totally unjustified ego. He claims to have a PhD from UCSC, but lives on public assistance. All the above is verifiable from letters written to IndyBay, Metro Santa Cruz, Topix, the Santa Cruz Sentinel and the San Jose Mercury News. He started on a tirade about meth. He brought meth into almost every thread he posted til it became ludicrous, and he still kept going. MAYBE this is why he's such a mess today.
John's "job" is trying to control all the Topix threads with time outs where he barrages city and county leaders with demands--none of which get serious consideration. He's sent out many complaints to HUD about his section 8 housing and has an ongoing war with JS Co who manages his complex. He's complained for over 3 years, but there he stays. Over 30 of his neighbors signed a petition to have him evicted, alleging he was a threat to children. Unfortunately, John is in a protected class and his neighbors are stuck living next to a ticking time bomb (my opinion).
John also loves to accuse his critics (people he doesn't know except for their posting names which he hijacks) of using meth, being on welfare, being unemployed and doing criminal acts of which there is no evidence. What's the term for someone who projects all his failings on to someone else?
Thanks, Buzz!!!!

'The Original DBS' really needs to be stopped from trolling so much.

Has anyone had any luck getting him to go back to rehab?

Buzz, are you still sober?

If you tell 'The Original DBS' about how you were able to quit smoking meth maybe he will voluntarily check in to rehab himself.
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#21 Dec 19, 2012
DBS wrote:
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Thanks, Buzz!!!!
'The Original DBS' really needs to be stopped from trolling so much.
Has anyone had any luck getting him to go back to rehab?
Buzz, are you still sober?
If you tell 'The Original DBS' about how you were able to quit smoking meth maybe he will voluntarily check in to rehab himself.
At the end of the day, John, I am still comfortably retired, living in a nice four bedroom home in Scotts Valley while you are living on welfare in a section 8 Catcrap infested tenement on Grandview Avenue in Santa Cruz.
I chose to work and support a family for over 40 years and have been able to reap the benefits, and you choose to do nothing and live off the pity of others .

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