On the 10th day of X-mas (DBS version)

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Spoiled Baby DBS

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On the tenth day of X-mas
DBS's true daddy gave to he
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
and a house on a hill in Aptos.
Trust Fund Baby DBS-TMC

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All we want to know, DBS, is who paid for your house for you?

Who paid for the property it sits on?

Was it a X-mas present?
DeckthaTBSChalls

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It was funny the first time but now it's old. Here is a real creative anti-TBSC holiday song.

Deck the Halls TBSC version:

Deck the halls with trust fund money
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Analica cubes' our Bigot Bunny
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Dirty needles, Homeless junkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Po-lice slamming downtown drunkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Acuse Mafei of stealing flowers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Weild insider court watch powers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ban recycling, and unlicensed biking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
teenage girls are to Dylan Greiners' Liking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
TBSC silence is striking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LAAAAA A!
Donny B

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Let's remind readers just who really needs help.

John E. Colby has a total life time work history of 2.5 years. A 22 year history of mooching a free ride off federal and state government welfare and assistance programs. He exhibits antisocial and stalking behaviors and his placed the so-called "clients" he advocates for at risk due to his negligent actions. He was evicted from Mission Garden Apartments on September 20, 2013. The eviction notice he posted on the internet says he was guilty of:

•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

John was evicted from the "Citizens for a Better Santa Cruz" group. In an email to Robert Kahn-Job on November 25, 2013, Steve Pleich stated his reasons for the eviction:

"John consistently attacks those whom he deems to be engaged in some unlawful or secretive enterprise without any foundation in fact whatever. These arguments are always subject to evidence he thinks he will discover through the requests for public records that never seem to yield the substantive proof he needs. By contrast and to be fair, when you criticize or take exception to something, your arguments invariably contain some facts in support or, at least, some scintilla of evidence. I did not create CFAB SC as a forum for John's ceaseless screed about how unfair the world seems to him personally and as a whole; He has two perfectly serviceable facebook pages of his own to publish and pursue that agenda.

By the way, the final "tipping point" for me was John's most recent attack post in which he attributed his facts in support to a "tipster"; his word, not mine."

On the contrary, it really looks like John is the one that needs help.
DBS

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How's the job search going John?

Maybe if you got off of your Welfare-leeching butt and got one, someday you could buy yourself a house?

Like I did.
wheres schlict

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DeckthaTBSChalls wrote:
It was funny the first time but now it's old. Here is a real creative anti-TBSC holiday song.
Deck the Halls TBSC version:
Deck the halls with trust fund money
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Analica cubes' our Bigot Bunny
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Dirty needles, Homeless junkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Po-lice slamming downtown drunkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Acuse Mafei of stealing flowers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Weild insider court watch powers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ban recycling, and unlicensed biking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
teenage girls are to Dylan Greiners' Liking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
TBSC silence is striking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LAAAAA A!
I liked his plan to fence off the San Lorenzo Park bench lands and sell it off as garden plots for the landed gentry.
TMI

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Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
On the tenth day of X-mas
DBS's true daddy gave to he
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
a house on a hill in Aptos
and a house on a hill in Aptos.
Hey loon why'd you leave your address, phone #, email and twatter on IndyCrap?
At least you admitted to your eviction although the reasons you gave were far different than those in your eviction notice. Credibility? I think Nathan and JSCO are far more believable than you! I hope your phone rings 24/7 by those you slandered.
DBS

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TMI wrote:
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Hey loon why'd you leave your address, phone #, email and twatter on IndyCrap?
At least you admitted to your eviction although the reasons you gave were far different than those in your eviction notice. Credibility? I think Nathan and JSCO are far more believable than you! I hope your phone rings 24/7 by those you slandered.
Even dumber than FAT Becky whackjob posting her address, height and weight on Indycrap.

They're two of UCSC's biggest failures.....Hmmmmmmm.
Truth in Posting

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TMI wrote:
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Hey loon why'd you leave your address, phone #, email and twatter on IndyCrap?
At least you admitted to your eviction although the reasons you gave were far different than those in your eviction notice. Credibility? I think Nathan and JSCO are far more believable than you! I hope your phone rings 24/7 by those you slandered.
We all know how John likes to project his failures on his critics, so he'll probably blame it on them! I didn't know his phone number until now. I would NEVER be stupid enough to out REAL personal information an Internet forum! As the much wiser than John, that is Bugs Bunny would say "What a MAROON!"
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Well, some rampant childish jealousy here!
I Am John Colby

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Just please don't post my phone number in public restrooms, on craigslist personal ads, or give it out to junkies along the levee looking for a fix.

Because I'd hate to have to change my phone number.
midgit mike

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dad of 3 wrote:
Well, some rampant childish jealousy here!
what'chu talkin''bout Willis!?
Donny B

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Truth in Posting wrote:
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We all know how John likes to project his failures on his critics, so he'll probably blame it on them! I didn't know his phone number until now. I would NEVER be stupid enough to out REAL personal information an Internet forum! As the much wiser than John, that is Bugs Bunny would say "What a MAROON!"
I'm sure John thought it was safe to post personal information on the Internet. I mean, after all, he has a PhD in Computer Science from UCSC.
Spoiled Baby DBS

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DBS wrote:
How's the job search going John?
Maybe if you got off of your Welfare-leeching butt and got one, someday you could buy yourself a house?
Like I did.
Correction, your family bought the house for you.

You explained it somewhat here.....

"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Spoiled Baby DBS

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DeckthaTBSChalls wrote:
It was funny the first time but now it's old. Here is a real creative anti-TBSC holiday song.
Deck the Halls TBSC version:
Deck the halls with trust fund money
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Analica cubes' our Bigot Bunny
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Dirty needles, Homeless junkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Po-lice slamming downtown drunkies
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Acuse Mafei of stealing flowers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Weild insider court watch powers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ban recycling, and unlicensed biking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
teenage girls are to Dylan Greiners' Liking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
TBSC silence is striking
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LAAAAA A!
Hi, I am the OP of this thread, and in all fairness to me I didnt write the song titled "The 365 Day of X-mas", I am just singing it.

I do like your song better but I am not done singing mine.
DBS

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Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
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Correction, your family bought the house for you.
You explained it somewhat here.....
"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
I see that you failed English comprehension.

You still can't tell whether I paid cash for the whole thing, or my 3rd cousin's pet Goldfish paid for it.

P.S. How's the job search these days?
midgit mike

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Deck the Halls HUFF version:
Deck the halls with trust fund money
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Scary Santa's blithering' in an unwashed Robe
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Fascist, bigot trolls are hating
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Nazi salutes for methed out bums, and blankies are still banned
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Accusing everyone for not agreeing, here's my list of possible names for the trolls
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Camping on the lawn, it's called free speech
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Bathrooms for the junkies, with a sharpie container is the solution
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Chiffon pies are BJ's favorite, the biggest loser is on TV
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
The colbs hypocrisy is sockpuppet fanboys, welfare for all and to all a subsidized life
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LAAAAA A!
Spoiled TBSC Baby DBS

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DBS wrote:
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I see that you failed English comprehension.
You still can't tell whether I paid cash for the whole thing, or my 3rd cousin's pet Goldfish paid for it.
P.S. How's the job search these days?
Knowing you, and how spoiled you are, it was definitely your 3rd cousin's pet Goldfish who paid for your house.

Thanks for the honesty, DBS, which is uncharacteristic of you.
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Spoiled TBSC Baby DBS wrote:
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Knowing you, and how spoiled you are, it was definitely your 3rd cousin's pet Goldfish who paid for your house.
Thanks for the honesty, DBS, which is uncharacteristic of you.
No one cares except for a jealous insane leech who was evicted from his section 8 lodging. Get help John. You are not fun anymore. Just repetitive and boring.
DBS

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Spoiled Baby DBS wrote:
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Correction, your family bought the house for you.
You explained it somewhat here.....
"(B) My family purchased a large tract of land in early 80's. My house was constructed in the early 90's. You have ZERO idea who paid for what, so stop posting fraudulent information, when you have NO IDEA what the facts are."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
Fail again LOSER!!!

In the English language, it's what's known as a dangling modifier:

"While flying over the fields, a herd of Cows were seen"

You don't know whether or not the subject is flying in a Helicopter and observing the ground, or if the cows were flying in Combat formation.

"Being in a dilapidated state, I was able to buy the House quite cheaply"

You don't know if the House was a mess, or the purchaser was on a month-long Meth binge.

I wrote the sentence that way, because I knew it would drive an obsessive Stalker like John E. Colby completely Bananas.

Guess what???

IT WORKED!!!!!

BWAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!

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