Where does John "Reality Check" Colby...

Where does John "Reality Check" Colby get his "FACTS"?

Created by The Original Buzz on Apr 30, 2013

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Thin air.

His butt.

Ravings from IndyCrap.

His bong.

The voices in his head.

His sock puppets.

Sister Patunia.

He thinks his opinions are facts.

All of the above

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The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Apr 30, 2013
This really wasn't too tough. I've never seen another poster so stubborn and immune to logic. He seems to feel that if he repeats a lie over and over that people will believe it.
WooF

United States

#2 Apr 30, 2013
If John had to deal with facts he'd have to own up to a lifetime of frustration and poor decisions. He'd have to than take responsibility for his unfortunate circumstances. He'd much rather create a make believe world where he is relevant and even superior. John has chosen to live in fantasy land, rather than the reality of a life in section 8 housing, SSI and food stamps.
not bj

Santa Cruz, CA

#3 Apr 30, 2013
was he one of bjs early students?
Sock Puppet

Santa Cruz, CA

#4 Apr 30, 2013
Fat Pat's snatch.
The Fly

Santa Cruz, CA

#5 Apr 30, 2013
Just keep racking up the cyberstalking charges and the money you will be paying to the Colbys.

You are one dumb criminal! Your name has been submitted for you to be videotaped for the "World's Dumbest Criminal."

Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing!
Try this

Sunnyvale, CA

#6 Apr 30, 2013
The Fly wrote:
Just keep racking up the cyberstalking charges and the money you will be paying to the Colbys.
You are one dumb criminal! Your name has been submitted for you to be videotaped for the "World's Dumbest Criminal."
Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing!
Oh sure!!!

Right after FAT Becky's "Big Win"!!!
The Fly

Santa Cruz, CA

#7 Apr 30, 2013
Officer Topix-Troll you are going to be famous but not in a good way!

The game of cat vs. mouse is going end in a bad way legally for you.

Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing on all the TV News and Crime channels!

In a couple of years you will probably make it onto the ID channel.
.
quien sabe

Santa Cruz, CA

#8 Apr 30, 2013
The Fly wrote:
Officer Topix-Troll you are going to be famous but not in a good way!
Much like your brother, Pat?
Try this

Sunnyvale, CA

#9 Apr 30, 2013
The Fly wrote:
Officer Topix-Troll you are going to be famous but not in a good way!
The game of cat vs. mouse is going end in a bad way legally for you.
Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing on all the TV News and Crime channels!
In a couple of years you will probably make it onto the ID channel.
.
Sure thing Lardass!!

Did you manage to find a screwball Lawyer that takes foodstamps?
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#10 May 1, 2013
The Fly wrote:
Just keep racking up the cyberstalking charges and the money you will be paying to the Colbys.
You are one dumb criminal! Your name has been submitted for you to be videotaped for the "World's Dumbest Criminal."
Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing!
What name, John?
WooF

United States

#11 May 1, 2013
The Fly wrote:
Just keep racking up the cyberstalking charges and the money you will be paying to the Colbys.
You are one dumb criminal! Your name has been submitted for you to be videotaped for the "World's Dumbest Criminal."
Can't wait to see the airing of your arrest, trial, and sentencing!
ColbyLoser/loon, your threats are like a fart in a hurricane.
Son of the living DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#12 May 1, 2013
Today begins "John Colby Topix Studies."

"Becky bashing," as "DBS" used to say, is over. Now, John Colby reigns.

How many times has "DBS" used the phrase "Rectal Polyps" to describe John Colby?

What would "DBS" do on Topix if John Colby were not available to lash out at?

Please note, posters that do not parrot "DBS" are not necessarily John Colby, believe it or not.

This concludes Lesson One.
Try this

Sunnyvale, CA

#13 May 1, 2013
Son of the living DBS wrote:
Today begins "John Colby Topix Studies."
"Becky bashing," as "DBS" used to say, is over. Now, John Colby reigns.
How many times has "DBS" used the phrase "Rectal Polyps" to describe John Colby?
What would "DBS" do on Topix if John Colby were not available to lash out at?
Please note, posters that do not parrot "DBS" are not necessarily John Colby, believe it or not.
This concludes Lesson One.
The only lesson YOU could teach, is "How to be a career Welfare parasite"!!

No thanks, there's too many of them already.
Buzz

United States

#14 May 1, 2013
John could teach cop hating and dumpster diving.
Son of the living DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#15 May 2, 2013
We continue "John Colby Topix Studies."

We at the John Colby Institute for Topix Studies have never met John Colby, nor are we sure he posts here, or under what pseudonyms if he does.

Posters that do not parrot "DBS" are not necessarily John Colby. "DBS" always claims anyone who does not join in on the Colby Mock he KNOWS must forsooth be John Colby, in disguise. This pathetic escapism is so High School that it's more than funny, it's hysterical.

Such cheap shots show clearly the weakness of "DBS" to hold his own without resorting to evasive dishonesty.

This concludes Lesson Two.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#16 May 2, 2013
Son of the living DBS wrote:
We continue "John Colby Topix Studies."
We at the John Colby Institute for Topix Studies have never met John Colby, nor are we sure he posts here, or under what pseudonyms if he does.
Posters that do not parrot "DBS" are not necessarily John Colby. "DBS" always claims anyone who does not join in on the Colby Mock he KNOWS must forsooth be John Colby, in disguise. This pathetic escapism is so High School that it's more than funny, it's hysterical.
Such cheap shots show clearly the weakness of "DBS" to hold his own without resorting to evasive dishonesty.
This concludes Lesson Two.
Did the undercover SCPD Methcookers teach you that "Lesson"?

Or was it your Fairy Godmother this time?

Whackjob
Son of the living DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#17 May 3, 2013
We at the Colby Institute for Topix Studies are elated by the positive responses pouring in!

We continue "John Colby Topix Studies."

The persistent, constant use of labeling a post as emanating from John or Pat Colby is easy enough to figure out. If you don't like a post, proclaim that it came from the Colby Compound. Then, drop some insults into your reply. Sexual and physical debasements are preferred, the crueler and insensitive the better.

This concludes Lesson Three.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#18 May 3, 2013
Son of the living DBS wrote:
This concludes Lesson Three.
How about giving the ColbyLOONs a lesson in how to support themselves?

So the Taxpayers don't have to do it for them.

Teach John how to get a job.

And teach FAT Pat how to count calories.
Son of the living DBS

Santa Cruz, CA

#19 May 3, 2013
NEWS FLASH from the Colby Institute!

JOHN COLBY POSTS ON SANTA CRUZ INDYMEDIA
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2013/05/03/1...
Mangy cats

Walnut Creek, CA

#20 May 3, 2013
Son of the living DBS wrote:
NEWS FLASH from the Colby Institute!
JOHN COLBY POSTS ON SANTA CRUZ INDYMEDIA
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2013/05/03/1...
Is it about him blowing out his adult Depends in public?

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