I will make the same offer to you this weekend.No John, you don't own a Leach field.
And I don't accept foodstamps as payment for anything.
Besides, I'm not a contractor.
I will pay you $8 an hour to dig out my leech field.
I think you should get off of your couch and work for a change.
If you dont know what a leech field is, I can explain it to you if you give me your phone number.
Email me DBS!
That is if you arent "work-shy"