Is WooF E. Coyote an Epic Failure?

Created by WooF is epic failure on May 12, 2013

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He's an Internet troll.

He's got a dead end job.

He's retired on paper.

He's unemployed.

He's an abuser.

He's a stalker.

He's a hillbilly.

He's silly.

All of the above.

WooF is epic failure

Santa Cruz, CA

#1 May 12, 2013
He fails over and over again. He's epic.

http://youtu.be/u9bC_3cNH34
WooF

United States

#2 May 12, 2013
Is that like your futile bleating, " I'm not John!"?
This thread was initiated by John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
WooF

United States

#3 May 12, 2013
WooF is epic failure wrote:
He fails over and over again. He's epic.
http://youtu.be/u9bC_3cNH34
Says John E Colby, epic failure.

This thread was initiated by John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
Buzz

Daly City, CA

#4 May 12, 2013
John E Colby is a well-documented epic failure!

Does the "E" really stand for enema bag, John?
name games

Santa Cruz, CA

#5 May 12, 2013
Buzz wrote:
John E Colby is a well-documented epic failure!
Does the "E" really stand for enema bag, John?
His middle name is Elliot; despite his failures he calls others idiot. The latter may be more appropriate for him if he'd spend less time stressing the system with his FOIA demands and more time in line at the county clerk's office for a legal name change. Of course, maybe then while he's there he can change it to "Bob Mitchell" or "John Cohen" so they can actually exist.
TBSC Loon Alert

Fremont, CA

#6 May 12, 2013
name games wrote:
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His middle name is Elliot; despite his failures he calls others idiot. The latter may be more appropriate for him if he'd spend less time stressing the system with his FOIA demands and more time in line at the county clerk's office for a legal name change. Of course, maybe then while he's there he can change it to "Bob Mitchell" or "John Cohen" so they can actually exist.
You are just another Take Back Santa Cruz loon playing name games yourself....

Archive for names used by DBS's girlfriend
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
WooF

United States

#7 May 12, 2013
Shut up and get a job, ColbyLoon!
WooF is epic failure

Santa Cruz, CA

#8 May 13, 2013
Woof E. Coyote Super Genius.

http://youtu.be/STeVTzWelns
WooF

Vacaville, CA

#9 May 13, 2013
You really need to put down the bong and get some sleep, John.

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