What will DBS accomplish in 2013?

What will DBS accomplish in 2013?

Created by Reality Check on Dec 28, 2012

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Nothing - He refuses to work

Divert food from the homeless to his stomach

Remain Cabrillo's least successful

Get even fatter (he's 235 pounds)

Continue as Topix's biggest troll

Reside in his GF's old car

Stay on welfare

Annoy civic leaders

Maintain his laughingstock status

All the above and LESS

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Reality Check

San Mateo, CA

#1 Dec 28, 2012
DBS needs to go out and get a job, his daddy's money has made him soft.
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#2 Dec 28, 2012
Sure thing whackjob.

How's the job search going?
Reality Check

San Mateo, CA

#3 Dec 28, 2012
John the lying crapsack wrote:
Sure thing whackjob.
How's the job search going?
DBS: Never accomplished anything, except for scamming Cabrillo College out of cash while living off of daddy's teet.

You tell me, whackjob.

“Get a job, or get lost.”

Since: Aug 12

Aptos

#4 Dec 28, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
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DBS: Never accomplished anything, except for scamming Cabrillo College out of cash while living off of daddy's teet.
You tell me, whackjob.
Did you earn a single cent in 2012?
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#5 Dec 28, 2012
Will this troll poll be your big accomplishment for 2013, John?
DBS

Sunol, CA

#6 Dec 29, 2012
The original DBS wrote:
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Did you earn a single cent in 2012?
No, but I have looked for jobs that offer a pay rate of a single cent, but my feeling is that no one really pays workers in pennies anymore.

Maybe that convention is a relic from your day.

How is that trustfund your daddy set you up with doing?

It must be nice to not have to work, like you.
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#7 Dec 29, 2012
DBS wrote:
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No, but I have looked for jobs that offer a pay rate of a single cent, but my feeling is that no one really pays workers in pennies anymore.
Maybe that convention is a relic from your day.
How is that trustfund your daddy set you up with doing?
It must be nice to not have to work, like you.
Get a job, DBS!!!!!!
John the lying crapsack

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Dec 29, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
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Get a job, DBS!!!!!!
Eat my Dong you whackjob.
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#9 Dec 29, 2012
John the lying crapsack wrote:
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Eat my Dong you whackjob.
If you promise to at least look for a job this week I will do whatever you want me to, DBS.
chin counter

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Dec 29, 2012
DBS wrote:
It must be nice to not have to work, like you.
So writes John Colby, who despite having "earned" a PhD in computer science, is unemployed and claims to be disabled in order to collect SSI benefits and subsidized housing vouchers.

Must be nice to not to have to work, huh, John?
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#11 Dec 29, 2012
chin counter wrote:
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So writes John Colby, who despite having "earned" a PhD in computer science, is unemployed and claims to be disabled in order to collect SSI benefits and subsidized housing vouchers.
Must be nice to not to have to work, huh, John?
My name isn't John.

Your trolling is boring, just like you.
chin counter

Santa Cruz, CA

#12 Dec 29, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
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My name isn't John.
It sure isn't "Reality Check" or "DBS" or any of the other multitude of names you adopt from your critics' use.
Short Dong John

United States

#13 Dec 30, 2012
Reality Check wrote:
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My name isn't John.
Your trolling is boring, just like you.
Sure it is John and with your "curriculum shitae" it's plain to see thatallegations are the best you can do. He's like a fat blind man flailing at a piƱata. He's been stupid enough to give out his personal information (UCSC' failure, section 8 dweller on food stamps & SSI, resident crybaby at Mission Garedens welfare ghetto, and more) on a wide range of media---CTV ( showed he was fat and inarticulate), SJ Mercury ( showed he was a crazy whiner and complainer), IndyBay (showed he's nuts and no one gives a shit about his agenda) and Topix (where he's shown himself to be the biggest troll. Biggest usurper of other people's screen names and person who mostly spams to himself to make it seem like someone cares. Yes, John is his biggest and except for his morbidly obese sister, Pat (Freud would go nuts with their unhealthy relationship) only fan.
Reality Check

United States

#14 Jan 1, 2013
People are voting for the answers that relate to DBS' weight issues.
STOMP

Sunnyvale, CA

#15 Jan 2, 2013
Maybe he'll STOMP a Welfare-leeching parasite.
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#16 Jan 3, 2013
STOMP wrote:
Maybe he'll STOMP a Welfare-leeching parasite.
Even a boot wearing Sasquatch would have trouble stomping out of parasite the size of Colby.
Reality Check

Alviso, CA

#17 Jan 4, 2013
STOMP wrote:
Maybe he'll STOMP a Welfare-leeching parasite.
Do you think you could?

I heard you have some very very flabby fingers.

Did you mean you would stomp someone with your feet?

“Get a job, or get lost.”

Since: Aug 12

Aptos

#18 Jan 4, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Do you think you could?
Yes.
Buzz

Menlo Park, CA

#19 Jan 4, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Do you think you could?
I heard you have some very very flabby fingers.
Did you mean you would stomp someone with your feet?
At least DBS is working in 2013, John while you are going into your third decade of being a welfare leech. You are definitely one obese little crybaby John. Are you proud of this accomplishment?
Reality Check

San Ramon, CA

#20 Jan 4, 2013
The original DBS wrote:
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Yes.
I just wanted to verify that you were making a violent, physical threat aginst John Colby.

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