How is John E.Colby's job search going?

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DBS

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Good thing he's got that "Freshly minted" PHD!!!!

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DBS wrote:
Good thing he's got that "Freshly minted" PHD!!!!
BWAHAHAHBAHAHA!!
DBS

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How's it going John?

Did you look in the "Help wanted" classified?

All it takes is a six-pack of turned in deposit cans, and you can buy a newspaper!!
Psychotic Colby

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John Colby is looking for a job??? Naw, I checked with the Weather Channel and nothing was said about hell freezing over!
DBS

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How's the job search going John?

Got any news leads?

The Safeway in Aptos hires people with Down's Syndrome to bag groceries and bring in shopping carts.

Won't you do SOMETHING to be a productive member of society?

Or are SO "special" that you don't have to?
DBS

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DBS wrote:
How's the job search going John?
Got any news leads?
The Safeway in Aptos hires people with Down's Syndrome to bag groceries and bring in shopping carts.
Won't you do SOMETHING to be a productive member of society?
Or are SO "special" that you don't have to?
Well???
Get a job ColbyLOSER

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Maybe the Boardwalk will hire you?
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Get a job ColbyLOSER wrote:
Maybe the Boardwalk will hire you?
Yea they'll hire Colby and Becky for the summer concert series.
What song will they play?

BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!
DBS

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N1teL00n wrote:
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Yea they'll hire Colby and Becky for the summer concert series.
What song will they play?
BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!BUM DADDY BUM DADDY......DBS!
Then they can sing that Beatles song "I'm a LOSER"!!!!
Get a job ColbyLOSER

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Or "Do you see the little Piggies"?
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Rawwk "Get a job ya whackjob" Rawwk!!

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Rawwk "Get a job ya whackjob" Rawwk!!
Do you think there are many job openings for a person whose only qualification is extensive butt calluses from sofa surfing?
DBS

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How's the job search going John?

Or are you "Down the home stretch" for TWENTY FIVE years of being a parasite on the Taxpayers?
Jay Cee

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John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

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Jay Cee wrote:
John Colby's star guides us. What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 10%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 80%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Another ColbyLoser(TM) repost.
Jay Cee > J.C. > John Colby welfare bum.
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Rawwk!!
Jay Cee

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Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
Buzz

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[QUOTE who="Jay(John Colby)Cee"]Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.[/QUOTE]
You tell 'em, John, you poor pathetic coprophile!
DBS

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"Infallible posts"?????

Like the ones about the imaginary Methcookers on the patio are really undercover SCPD???

Or the birdcrap on the bumper is a "hate crime" against "percieved LGBT???

Or my "Trustfund from Daddy's Sniper sales"???

Yeah, "INFALLIBLE"!!!!!
Jay Cee

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It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.

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