The Joke of the day
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#42 Aug 14, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, I've got one of those really cool Volkswagen Westfalia RV Vans.
It has a built in refrigerator,a sink with running water, and a two burner stove, with two separate sleeping areas.It's great for parking at the beach!
Got any interset in leasing it?
BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!
P.S. My pal Buzz owns one too, but a different color!!!
How are the shocks?

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#43 Aug 14, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, I've got one of those really cool Volkswagen Westfalia RV Vans.
It has a built in refrigerator,a sink with running water, and a two burner stove, with two separate sleeping areas.It's great for parking at the beach!
Got any interset in leasing it?
BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!
P.S. My pal Buzz owns one too, but a different color!!!
You'd never get rid of the smell, D!

How's this mental picture? Either of the Colbys trying to fit in the enclosed bathroom in the average RV. Defies the laws of physics.
DonGscullyman

UK

#46 Aug 17, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, I've got one of those really cool Volkswagen Westfalia RV Vans.
It has a built in refrigerator,a sink with running water, and a two burner stove, with two separate sleeping areas.It's great for parking at the beach!
Got any interset in leasing it?
BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!
P.S. My pal Buzz owns one too, but a different color!!!
sounds like something a yuppie fruitball like u would have. ever think of being a real man and getting a diesel 4wd SPORTSMOBILE? of coarse not; as ur soo whimpy u are afraid to go downtown i remember. they got soprtie3byz for search and rescue, cammping, and SHTF SURVIVAL; something a TBSC ninny like you wouldnt know anything about.

http://sportsmobile.com/4_4x4sports.html
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#47 Aug 17, 2013
DonGscullyman wrote:
<quoted text>
sounds like something a yuppie fruitball like u would have. ever think of being a real man and getting a diesel 4wd SPORTSMOBILE? of coarse not; as ur soo whimpy u are afraid to go downtown i remember. they got soprtie3byz for search and rescue, cammping, and SHTF SURVIVAL; something a TBSC ninny like you wouldnt know anything about.
http://sportsmobile.com/4_4x4sports.html
Wanker!
Buzz

Pacifica, CA

#48 Aug 17, 2013
Q. What's the only thing longer than John ColbyLOON's enemies list?

A. A list of the people and organizations who've ignored his tearful pleas for help!
DBS

San Jose, CA

#49 Aug 17, 2013
How'd the job search go this week John?

Does Microsoft still want you to be their new Director of Engineering?

Maybe you should tell Bill Gates to throw in one of those $300,000 RV's that Hollywood-Stars have on location when they"re filming, and then you'll take the Job!!

Or maybe you should go sit in The Pogonip and pick your nose until your head caves in.
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#50 Aug 17, 2013
John roughing it while living in the Pogonip two months from now.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2013...
DBS

Santa Clara, CA

#51 Aug 17, 2013
(Q) Why is a STBO Whackjob just like an unplugged "Whack-A-Mole" game?

(A) It doesn't WORK, and just sits there getting it's head bashed in!!
Gorilla Advocacy

Pacifica, CA

#52 Aug 20, 2013
Comes from John Colby himself .....

"My career in computer science as a newly minted Ph.D. was derailed by TerraCorp Financial and then The John Stewart Company. More specifically my career in computer science was derailed by the sociopaths running these firms, both enabled by government as CalHFA and HUD stood by doing nothing to protect me from these unethical, predatory companies.

In turn, they remolded me as an advocate for tenant's rights using the tools of journalism, private investigation and social media.

I have been wrestling with the government to require it to uphold its responsibilities to the people. I have advocated with local, county, state and federal agencies. My efforts are paying off. I expect substantive victories.

After that occurs, I hope to be able to return to my career as a computer science researcher while also being an advocate for those whose voices are not heard in the halls of power.

I intend to prove that the pen is indeed mightier than the power of money and brute force. With a computer, fax machine, copier, scanner, audio and video recorders as well as a camera, one can leverage social media to conduct guerilla activism. My doctoral education with a word class linguist uniquely prepared me for this guerilla activism."
WooF

United States

#53 Aug 20, 2013
Gorilla Advocacy wrote:
Comes from John Colby himself .....
"My career in computer science as a newly minted Ph.D. was derailed by TerraCorp Financial and then The John Stewart Company. More specifically my career in computer science was derailed by the sociopaths running these firms, both enabled by government as CalHFA and HUD stood by doing nothing to protect me from these unethical, predatory companies.
In turn, they remolded me as an advocate for tenant's rights using the tools of journalism, private investigation and social media.
I have been wrestling with the government to require it to uphold its responsibilities to the people. I have advocated with local, county, state and federal agencies. My efforts are paying off. I expect substantive victories.
After that occurs, I hope to be able to return to my career as a computer science researcher while also being an advocate for those whose voices are not heard in the halls of power.
I intend to prove that the pen is indeed mightier than the power of money and brute force. With a computer, fax machine, copier, scanner, audio and video recorders as well as a camera, one can leverage social media to conduct guerilla activism. My doctoral education with a word class linguist uniquely prepared me for this guerilla activism."
WooF WooF WooF!!
the Neutered Loon

United States

#55 Aug 20, 2013
Q. What is the only thing shorter than John Colby's work history?

A. His penis!

http://i.imgur.com/yTjAuu8.jpg
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#56 Aug 22, 2013
Hey John, why don't you ask HUFF to pass a resolution voiding your eviction notice?

Or maybe you can get them to protest at Nathan's office?
Colby Gourmand

Pacifica, CA

#57 Aug 25, 2013
John Colby finally finds a "squat"!

http://i.imgur.com/79LiJQP.jpg
DBS

San Jose, CA

#58 Aug 25, 2013
Joke of the day:

Becky Johnson's claim that she knows better than the Honorable Ariadne Symons, and that the Judge and former Prosecutor is "Wrong" about the "Magnet effect" that BJ claims doesn't exist.

Oh yes BJ, a dope-fried-failed-career School babysitter knows MUCH BETTER than an immensely successful Professional in the Halls of Justice.

Perhaps you could lecture the Honorable Judge about why the "Positive Change" meters are unconstitutional, etc.
Colby the Hemorrhoid

Santa Cruz, CA

#59 Aug 29, 2013
Q. What's the difference between FAT PAT Colby and a Yeti?

A. The YETI has less hair, better hygiene and is far more attractive.
28 neighbors

Santa Cruz, CA

#60 Sep 4, 2013
Colby the Hemorrhoid wrote:
Q. What's the difference between FAT PAT Colby and a Yeti?
A. The YETI has less hair, better hygiene and is far more attractive.
What do you have against YETIS ?
The Truth Hurts

Santa Cruz, CA

#61 Sep 4, 2013
Joke of the day?

It's IndyBay Santa Cruz of course!

https://www.indybay.org/santacruz/

Scroll down the page and look at the left sidebar near the bottom. Look at how much money they've raised this month.

$12.

How much did they raise last month?

$22.

The last TBSC meeting I attended, which involved all of the solutions groups, someone passed a hat around and people kicked in $240. At one meeting. By about 2 dozen people. One person wrote a check for a hundred dollars and he wasn't even in the group. He was just letting us meet at his art gallery but he was so impressed with what the solutions groups were doing.

There's your "joke of the day"
The Truth Hurts

Santa Cruz, CA

#62 Sep 4, 2013
Buzz wrote:
Q. What's the only thing longer than John ColbyLOON's enemies list?
His list of sockpuppets.
DBS the PRC

San Jose, CA

#63 Sep 4, 2013
Joke of the Day:

Imagine how ColbyLOON would behave at the mythical Campground that Brainchild Brent wants everyone else to pay for!!!!
John Colby

Palo Alto, CA

#64 Sep 4, 2013
I'm John Colby and I'm a serial stalker and loon. I am being evicted from my section 8 hovel for:
•Disrupting liveability
•Adversely affecting health, safety and right to quiet enjoyment
•Adverse financial effect on project
•Ongoing harassment of other tenants
•Photographing female caregivers after dark
•False complaints and harassment of staff
•False accusations
•Gathering and publishing personal data
•Publishing personal “genealogical analysis” and “family tree’ of staff and family
•Stalking behavior
•Hostile confrontations
•Aggressive interrogation
•Hostile and inappropriate interactions
•Hang-up phone calls to staff’s home numbers
•Loudly discussing (Threatening)“going postal”
•Frightening staff
•Harassment of residents
•Causing multiple unreasonable expenditures
•Making multiple false and baseless complaints
•Require substantial management time and resources

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