No, DBS, you are not Mike Tyson
Posted in the Soquel Forum
#1 Jan 30, 2014
Well, maybe you treat women like Mike Tyson does, but no, you are not in the same shape he was in at the height of his career.
You are in your 50s and witnesses say they have seen your manboobs.
Now get off your sofa and spit out that Big Mac, you really need to go look for a job, you lazy trust fun baby.
#2 Feb 1, 2014
No, DBS may not be in boxing shape, but fat guys are usually pretty good at wrestling.....even fat old guys.
#4 Feb 1, 2014
I know one thing for sure, I could stomp your welfare-leeching carcass anytime!!
#5 Feb 2, 2014
Fail again John.
Referring to your own previous lie, doesn't mean anybody witnessed anything.
The Original Buzz
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#6 Feb 2, 2014
Hell's bells! It's all John can do to fight his way out from behind the miasma of Phatty's diseased clam. Colby would love to be a mighty Gorilla, but, in reality, is just a whimpering chimp always crying and begging for help.(See the example below)
"I especially ask you to waive all fees since discriminatory acts by the City of Santa Cruz towards my client Laura Boyd and her 10 year old daughter Portia Boyd caused me to rent them four days of motel room usage at a cost of about $300 so they would not be on the street (because their disabilities have not been accommodated). This tapped out my finances- I have less than $10 to my name and I don't know how I will buy food, medicines (to treat my own disabilities) and cat food for my emotional assistance animals (which accommodate my disabilities) until I receive my February 3rd, 2014 SSDI payment."
John E Colby. Chimp Advocate
John's posts on other sites are gifts that just keep coming.
#7 Feb 2, 2014
Big Macs and the suberbowl dats where it's at. Love me Sofa.
#9 May 23, 2014
As a teenager DBS had a nanny whose only job was to buy and feed him Big Macs.
DBS called her NBM for Nanny Big Mac.
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