What not to say on a first date
Grady

London, KY

#117 Aug 13, 2012
Did I tell you that I've been written about in newspapers & magazines? The rash as all cleared up now but it was fun while it lasted.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#118 Aug 13, 2012
Hey, thanks for picking me up. I really like the color of your car, what color what you call that? It reminds me of one of the colors in a rainbow. Hey.. you ever seen a double rainbow? I always look for one when the sun is shinin' and its raining. Hey.. you ever played in the rain? One time me and my cousin were sitting on the porch watchin' it just pour and suddently she shoved in the rain. We laughed and danced. Hey.... you like to go dancing? I know this place where they have the coolest dance floor and people just get and really boogie? Hey.. do you know how to do the two-step? I learned how, but I don't have on my cowboy boots. Hey... you gotta pair of cowboy boots? I don't wear mine as often, last time I did I went to a rodeo. Hey... You ever been to a rodeo? Man can those guys ride those bulls or what. Hey ...Can you ride a bull? I had a friend who tried but got hurt and now he is a rodeo clown. Hey... you like clowns? I like going to the circus to see those clowns do funny tricks. Hey....you gonna talk to me? You must be shy. I had an uncle once and he was real shy , never got married. Hey... you thinking about getting married? Woah... that looks like my house, did you forget something..... buddy I tell you what you sure are a quiet feller...

“It is what it is, folks!!”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#119 Aug 13, 2012
"So, how many times has your name REALLY been put on Topix"?
(LOL)

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#120 Aug 13, 2012
I sweat profusely.

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#121 Aug 13, 2012
Did you fart baby? You just blew me away!

“It is what it is, folks!!”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#122 Aug 13, 2012
Well, it isn't that I'm not enjoying this dollar menu date honey, but couldn't we have at least shared a small order of fries??
Grady

London, KY

#123 Aug 13, 2012
My gender reassignment surgery was the toughest thing I had to go through....well next to divorcing my husband of course. Enough about me tell me more about you Cindy.
bobow

London, KY

#124 Aug 13, 2012
my xwife used to wear that lipstick!
here check out my briefs, still got her stains on my fly!
mmonz

Murray, KY

#125 Aug 13, 2012
can i barrow your tooth brush. i left mine at the ex wifes house.
Level 5

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#126 Aug 13, 2012
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Hey, thanks for picking me up. I really like the color of your car, what color what you call that? It reminds me of one of the colors in a rainbow. Hey.. you ever seen a double rainbow? I always look for one when the sun is shinin' and its raining. Hey.. you ever played in the rain? One time me and my cousin were sitting on the porch watchin' it just pour and suddently she shoved in the rain. We laughed and danced. Hey.... you like to go dancing? I know this place where they have the coolest dance floor and people just get and really boogie? Hey.. do you know how to do the two-step? I learned how, but I don't have on my cowboy boots. Hey... you gotta pair of cowboy boots? I don't wear mine as often, last time I did I went to a rodeo. Hey... You ever been to a rodeo? Man can those guys ride those bulls or what. Hey ...Can you ride a bull? I had a friend who tried but got hurt and now he is a rodeo clown. Hey... you like clowns? I like going to the circus to see those clowns do funny tricks. Hey....you gonna talk to me? You must be shy. I had an uncle once and he was real shy , never got married. Hey... you thinking about getting married? Woah... that looks like my house, did you forget something..... buddy I tell you what you sure are a quiet feller...
I always wonder who that motor mouth was that I started to take out on a first date!

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#127 Aug 13, 2012
You're paying....right?

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#128 Aug 15, 2012
Only if I get to pick the menu.

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#129 Aug 15, 2012
You don't mind picking the kid's menu, do you? The prices are much cheaper.

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#130 Aug 15, 2012
Oh I'm perfectly delighted with a happy meal and the toy always amuses me. :D

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#131 Aug 15, 2012
You can come home with me and play with my Lego.
Grady

London, KY

#132 Aug 16, 2012
What do you mean, "I don't know who Mr. Sulu is? Hello Star Trek...DUH!"

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#133 Aug 16, 2012
Is that a corndog in your pocket?
MrSmooth

Somerset, KY

#134 Aug 16, 2012
Sure I'm a bit older but we got more in common than you think. I use to date your mom back in high school.

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#135 Aug 16, 2012
My baby's mama get out of prison in 2 weeks.

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#136 Aug 16, 2012
Hey Musiky you look good in purple. lol

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