What not to say on a first date

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#378 Jun 11, 2013
Quit your belly aching ... Toe jam never hurt nobody nor is it contagious !!

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#379 Jun 11, 2013
These old things?

oh, they're just a pair of hand cuffs I picked up at last weekend's US 25 yard sale.

Wanna put your hands in 'em and see how they work?
pore old rodney king

Greenbrier, AR

#380 Jun 12, 2013
ladyinsomerset wrote:
I can color inside the lines.
what kind of lines, clothes lines?
pore old rodney king

Greenbrier, AR

#381 Jun 12, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Quit your belly aching ... Toe jam never hurt nobody nor is it contagious !!
Does it come with it's own sweetener and own artificial flavor?

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#382 Jun 13, 2013
pore old rodney king wrote:
<quoted text>
what kind of lines, clothes lines?
lol could be.

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#383 Jun 13, 2013
Let's go to Jellico....and elope!

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#384 Jun 13, 2013
pore old rodney king wrote:
<quoted text>
Does it come with it's own sweetener and own artificial flavor?
It's called Splenda :)
Liar

Middlesboro, KY

#385 Jun 13, 2013
'I used to be married to Bronston Man. It was the worst 48 hours of my life. He spent our entire honeymoon night complaining about the price of gas to get us to the Dennys in Mount Vernon for a free breakfast.'
pore old rodney king

Grapeland, TX

#386 Jun 14, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
It's called Splenda :)
What, no Aspertame?

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#387 Jun 14, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
It's called Splenda :)
Splenda + Lemons = Splemonade

I've trademarked the name, Splemonade.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#388 Jun 17, 2013
Do you feel a woman's place is in the home? Be careful how you answer that ....

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#389 Jun 17, 2013
Thank you for answering my ad in the newspaper. I'm not normally so desperate when it comes to dating, but I've been imprisoned for 7 years....so yes, yes I am kinda desperate.

Where can we go to be alone??
Silly

Holly Springs, NC

#390 Jun 19, 2013
i Love you
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#392 Jun 22, 2013
~ No I won't have a drink as I'm taking antibiotics for an infection
~ what sort of infection?
~ personal

Fail .....but a true story (I wasn't the one not drinking!)

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#393 Jun 22, 2013
My Ex's first name was Bob. You kinda look like Bob . Do you mind if I call you Bob?

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#394 Jun 22, 2013
Actually...my name is INDEED Bob, but if you don't mind, can you refer to me as Roberta?

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#395 Jun 25, 2013
My mom gave me some lunch money

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#396 Jun 25, 2013
Your mom gave me lunch money also.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#397 Jun 26, 2013
Did you know your thumbs look like big toes?

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#398 Jun 26, 2013
I graduated high school with your dad.

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