What not to say on a first date

Level 3

Since: Jul 08

Middlesboro, KY

#323 Oct 1, 2012
Hello !

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#324 Oct 1, 2012
The local funeral home had a sale on caskets. I already bought mine and it's in the attic. Wanna go look at?

“We Are Family”

Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Here, There and Everywhere!

#325 Oct 1, 2012
Not today, Maybe later. I'm buying mine on the lay-a-way plan. If I don't have it paid in full,
0-Down!

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

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#326 Oct 1, 2012
Wanna run nekkid thru the punkin house ?-

“Crossing the road”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

I hope I make it!

#327 May 11, 2013
Good morning for a date!

“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#336 May 11, 2013
Wanna race nekkid through the rose bushes? Winner gets a free rub down with Jack Daniels.(*_~)

“229 Strong”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Climax, Kentucky

#337 May 11, 2013
Hi, my name is Hector, I live in Cleveland, Ohio.

Would you like to come and stay in my basement...oh I dunno...for the next ten years?

(#-#)

“We Are Family”

Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Here, There and Everywhere!

#338 May 14, 2013
Ya Wanna pull any of my fingers?

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Since: Nov 10

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#339 May 14, 2013
BigDaddyandGang wrote:
Ya Wanna pull any of my fingers?
You have fingers?I thought you were from Eastern Kentucky.
Just joking.We have to be politically correct now days.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#340 May 15, 2013
I can bring a whole new meaning to the game "Slip and Slide".

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#342 May 15, 2013
Captain Karma wrote:
<quoted text>
You sold me ,~
LOl .. I thought that was something you "shouldn't" say.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#344 May 15, 2013
Captain Karma wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry, how's this...
I have mommy issues, please, just hold me ,~
Funny and much better :)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#345 May 15, 2013
I say we go ahead and pick out baby names.

“Enjoying Life's Mishaps”

Level 7

Since: Dec 09

Lost in Time

#346 May 15, 2013
Dang Hay fever, can I blow my nose on your hanky?

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#348 May 16, 2013
You caught me on a good day . . . my weekly bath was yesterday.
zzz

Jasper, IN

#350 May 16, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
"Didn't I see you last sunday at the family reunion?"
You are pretty in the face for for a bigger girl!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#351 May 17, 2013
I can spit just like a camel.

“Enjoying Life's Mishaps”

Level 7

Since: Dec 09

Lost in Time

#352 May 17, 2013
Since you ain't got no teeth, you want soup for dinner?
Oh, you pack 'em around in your chewing tobacco bag!

“Enjoying Life's Mishaps”

Level 7

Since: Dec 09

Lost in Time

#353 May 17, 2013
I know of a gal that can spit like a camel!
anonymous user

Indianapolis, IN

#354 May 17, 2013
My ex wife is living at Bethany House, I don't know why she never came back.

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