Bubba and Cooters Sure-fire Pick-up L...

Bubba and Cooters Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

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“Hello again”

Level 8

Since: Jan 09

KY Pineywoods

#1 Sep 2, 2009
Thank you for checking out "Bubba & Cooter's Book
of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines" brought to you by Bubba &
Cooter, straight outta the hills.

1) Did you
fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl
here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock..

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the
mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon..

AND.. the best for

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my
nuts tighten up

Middlesboro, KY

#2 Sep 3, 2009
good ones

“A logical mind never compares”

Level 1

Since: Oct 08

...Below The Moon...

#3 Sep 3, 2009
Holy crap Lady... you got me lmao once again... Thanks, I needed that...=)


Manchester, KY

#4 Sep 3, 2009
In the words of the great Donnie Baker, here are a couple....

1) Hey baby, how bout a threesome-You, Me and some of this Pork!

2) Hey baby, lets take 5 minutes and make your parents proud!
dammit jim

London, KY

#5 Sep 3, 2009
How about "I'm glad I decided to bring you to the prom because you sweat less than any fat girl I ever danced with!"

Harrogate, TN

#6 Sep 3, 2009

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