Yahweh. LOL<quoted text>
The answer is obvious. First, a thousand years is but a day to Yahweh. Second, as many spiritual beings have posted on this thread, all religions pretty much contain the same wisdom. Third, in Taoism, "Inaction is a form of action."
So for the last couple days God has been meditating in what Quantumist would call, "And now for a moment of zen."
See? When you have convoluted, err.. pondered it correctly, God is perfect.
Glad you're on a first name basis with your "imaginary" god.
"Good morning, Turd."