“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11535 Jan 17, 2013
Hey Cowboy .... I am doing great. How's it going for you?

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11536 Jan 17, 2013
Hey did anyone watch American Idol? If you did what did you think about the new judges?

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#11537 Jan 17, 2013
Hi Hatti - I watched a tiny bit of Idol LAST night but not any tonight - did I note some friction between the gal judges? Those new judges might take me awhile to get use to this year.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11538 Jan 17, 2013
Yeah . . I'm not all that impressed with the new judges. The jury is still out for me.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11539 Jan 18, 2013
Good morning all .

It seems some got a lot of snow , some got a little , others ( like me ) got ZILCH ! What a difference a few miles made.

Coffee is brewing ... Enjoy your day and be carful out there.:)

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11540 Jan 18, 2013
Oh and TGIF !! It's Hatti's Day !!

That is alway a wonderful thing :)

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#11541 Jan 18, 2013
Happy Hatti's day, all!

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.

Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog.

She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.

The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.

So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.

She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

Don't mess with old people

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#11542 Jan 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Oh and TGIF !! It's Hatti's Day !!
That is alway a wonderful thing :)
No how is Friday YOUR day?

Huh!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#11543 Jan 18, 2013
Good morning TC!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#11544 Jan 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Hey Chilli J ... You have a great day today also. Gonna try and get my work done early. hehe ...yeah right!!
Thanks! I hope that your get your work done early plan went well yesterday and that you have an excellent day today! Have a good one, everyone!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#11545 Jan 18, 2013
TWO LARGE WOMEN IN A BAR





I was in a bar Saturday night and noticed two very large women.



Both had pretty strong unusual accents, so I asked,



"Are you ladies from Ireland?"

One of them chirped, "It's Wales, you friggin' idiot!"

I immediately apologized.

"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?

That's pretty much the last thing I remember.

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#11546 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No how is Friday YOUR day?
Huh!
The lovely Hatti enjoys Friday coming around so much, I decreed that it be Hatti's Day. How goes it, Rickey? Hope you've got a good'n planned!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#11547 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>The lovely Hatti enjoys Friday coming around so much, I decreed that it be Hatti's Day. How goes it, Rickey? Hope you've got a good'n planned!
I've got a big tournament planned this weekend, starts at 11am and will have some pro's in it, so yeah for me it's going to be a good'n!

How about the Perfesser, what's he got planned this weekend?

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#11548 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I've got a big tournament planned this weekend, starts at 11am and will have some pro's in it, so yeah for me it's going to be a good'n!
How about the Perfesser, what's he got planned this weekend?
Good luck on your tournament!

I'm gonna do what I do best; I'm gonna hold this recliner down and keep it from escaping! Y'all have a good'n.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11549 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No how is Friday YOUR day?
Huh!
The Perfessor said so !(raspberry):)~

Have fun at your tournament. When us some money... baby needs a new pair of shoes. lol

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11550 Jan 18, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks! I hope that your get your work done early plan went well yesterday and that you have an excellent day today! Have a good one, everyone!
YOU have a great day Chilli J !:)

And a wonderful Weekend.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11551 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
Happy Hatti's day, all!
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Don't mess with old people
LMBO !!! TOO freakin' funny !!!!

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11552 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
TWO LARGE WOMEN IN A BAR
I was in a bar Saturday night and noticed two very large women.
Both had pretty strong unusual accents, so I asked,
"Are you ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped, "It's Wales, you friggin' idiot!"
I immediately apologized.
"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?
That's pretty much the last thing I remember.
LOLOLOL !!!! Funny stuff .....

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11553 Jan 18, 2013
Ooops !! Sorry Ricky ...that was

"WIN" us some money....I had written something else and didn't delete it all. lol

I think I'm awake :)

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#11554 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>Good luck on your tournament!
I'm gonna do what I do best; I'm gonna hold this recliner down and keep it from escaping! Y'all have a good'n.
OH .. I wish I could just hang with you in that recliner Perfessor.*wink*

I'm heading out of town this weekend if the weather cooperates.

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