“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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Vincit qui se vincit

#11547 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>The lovely Hatti enjoys Friday coming around so much, I decreed that it be Hatti's Day. How goes it, Rickey? Hope you've got a good'n planned!
I've got a big tournament planned this weekend, starts at 11am and will have some pro's in it, so yeah for me it's going to be a good'n!

How about the Perfesser, what's he got planned this weekend?

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#11548 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I've got a big tournament planned this weekend, starts at 11am and will have some pro's in it, so yeah for me it's going to be a good'n!
How about the Perfesser, what's he got planned this weekend?
Good luck on your tournament!

I'm gonna do what I do best; I'm gonna hold this recliner down and keep it from escaping! Y'all have a good'n.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11549 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>No how is Friday YOUR day?
Huh!
The Perfessor said so !(raspberry):)~

Have fun at your tournament. When us some money... baby needs a new pair of shoes. lol

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11550 Jan 18, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks! I hope that your get your work done early plan went well yesterday and that you have an excellent day today! Have a good one, everyone!
YOU have a great day Chilli J !:)

And a wonderful Weekend.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11551 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
Happy Hatti's day, all!
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again, the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Don't mess with old people
LMBO !!! TOO freakin' funny !!!!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11552 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
TWO LARGE WOMEN IN A BAR
I was in a bar Saturday night and noticed two very large women.
Both had pretty strong unusual accents, so I asked,
"Are you ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped, "It's Wales, you friggin' idiot!"
I immediately apologized.
"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?
That's pretty much the last thing I remember.
LOLOLOL !!!! Funny stuff .....

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

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#11553 Jan 18, 2013
Ooops !! Sorry Ricky ...that was

"WIN" us some money....I had written something else and didn't delete it all. lol

I think I'm awake :)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11554 Jan 18, 2013
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>Good luck on your tournament!
I'm gonna do what I do best; I'm gonna hold this recliner down and keep it from escaping! Y'all have a good'n.
OH .. I wish I could just hang with you in that recliner Perfessor.*wink*

I'm heading out of town this weekend if the weather cooperates.

“We Are Family”

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Since: Aug 12

Here, There and Everywhere!

#11555 Jan 18, 2013
Took the dogs out for a walk and it was so cold, I turned blue.
Be safe and enjoy life.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11556 Jan 18, 2013
BigDaddyandGang wrote:
Took the dogs out for a walk and it was so cold, I turned blue.
Be safe and enjoy life.
LOL !! Congrats BigDaddy... and a pretty blue you are!:)

“dreaming of a white Christmas”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Let It Snow!

#11557 Jan 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Ooops !! Sorry Ricky ...that was
"WIN" us some money....I had written something else and didn't delete it all. lol
I think I'm awake :)
Tee hee I was waiting to see if TC was going to get this one or if I could. I love typos....I see them as little gems of Freudian Slips.

Good morning, sweet Hatti. You are such a good sport....it makes your typos a fun thing to watch for!

Have a wonderful Friday, Everyone!

:)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11560 Jan 18, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Tee hee I was waiting to see if TC was going to get this one or if I could. I love typos....I see them as little gems of Freudian Slips.
Good morning, sweet Hatti. You are such a good sport....it makes your typos a fun thing to watch for!
Have a wonderful Friday, Everyone!
:)
Well ... today would have been a great day then because I have made PLENTY of typos and had to go back repost alot !! LOL !! Some days are better than others, I guess.

Hope you have a wonderful day Miss Dickens !!:)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11561 Jan 18, 2013
Clint Muldare wrote:
I was gonna celebrate"Hatti's Day"but my bride wouldnt let me...lol!
;-)
That is because you have to finish your "honey do" list before playing :) Ask me .. I know!!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

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#11563 Jan 18, 2013
Now Clint, it ends ....and when all the tasks are completed there is always a sweet reward.

Then the next day there is a new list :)

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#11564 Jan 18, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Good morning TC!
Good evening Ricky F!

Good luck with your tournament this weekend - if you get into a tough match - just do what I did when I played match play golf - ask your opponent if they inhale, exhale or hold their breath when taking a shot - before you know it - they're concentrating more on that - than their game!:)

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#11565 Jan 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Now Clint, it ends ....and when all the tasks are completed there is always a sweet reward. Then the next day there is a new list :)
Hi Hatti - will there be another sweet reward that next day then too?:)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11566 Jan 18, 2013
Trouser Cough wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Hatti - will there be another sweet reward that next day then too?:)
Yes there will be. Each day the list is completed .... a very sweet reward !:)

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#11567 Jan 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>Yes there will be. Each day the list is completed .... a very sweet reward !:)
So that might be like some chocolate-covered strawberries or maybe a big piece of Cheesecake then right?:)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#11568 Jan 18, 2013
Trouser Cough wrote:
<quoted text>
So that might be like some chocolate-covered strawberries or maybe a big piece of Cheesecake then right?:)
Absolutely ...and then some !:)

*winkieface*

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#11569 Jan 18, 2013
Her Expression Looked
Like She Was Hit By Mace ...

So I Ran To Help Her
By Picking Up My Pace ...

Then I Quickly Determined
That Wasn't Really The Case ...

It Was Just Hatti's
Cute Little Winkieface.

:)

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