Just Caught Wife Watching Porn

Just Caught Wife Watching Porn

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Distraught

Somerset, KY

#1 Aug 21, 2011
I just caught my wife watching porn on our computer! And masturbating! She had some little thing in her hand that was buzzing.

She knows I am a good Christian man who loves the LORD JESUS, but I simply don't know what to do about this. And I already have two children with her, married for over 7 years now.

And to make matters worse, there were several colored men having relations with one white woman in the movie she was watching.

Will God bless me when I divorce this woman? Help. And pray for me.
O Boy

Somerset, KY

#3 Aug 21, 2011
Sounds like you just found out she is normal get over it
truthfully

Pflugerville, TX

#4 Aug 21, 2011
Distraught wrote:
I just caught my wife watching porn on our computer! And masturbating! She had some little thing in her hand that was buzzing.

She knows I am a good Christian man who loves the LORD JESUS, but I simply don't know what to do about this. And I already have two children with her, married for over 7 years now.

And to make matters worse, there were several colored men having relations with one white woman in the movie she was watching.

Will God bless me when I divorce this woman? Help. And pray for me.
Omg. Are u kidding? Why would u divorce her? For being sexual? Wtf? U should be glad u got a woman that is into sex and doesnt just lay there. Or isn't into sex at all. It's sad you're wanting to divorce the mother of your kids for watching porn. I mean I could see a bit of a issue if she was doing it in front of ur kids. Either way. Grow a set and be a man and give you're wife a little more cuz obviously she feels like she isn't getting what she needs if she is hunkered up at the computer watching porn using a vibrator!
truthfully

Pflugerville, TX

#6 Aug 21, 2011
-DeadHead- wrote:
<quoted text>Hey prude, you should have joined her and replace the buzzer with your tongue. Dude no wonder she's on the buzzer. If you don't help her out she will be looking for a real man instead of plastic.
Ha ha u just made me bust out laughing! Same thing i was thinking!!
u know

London, KY

#7 Aug 21, 2011
Divorce her..you now see what her heart is really like.

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#8 Aug 21, 2011
Join her, you might like a little vibration as well, if you are in fact serious and not trolling. :-D

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#9 Aug 21, 2011
Distraught wrote:
I just caught my wife watching porn on our computer! And masturbating! She had some little thing in her hand that was buzzing.
She knows I am a good Christian man who loves the LORD JESUS, but I simply don't know what to do about this. And I already have two children with her, married for over 7 years now.
And to make matters worse, there were several colored men having relations with one white woman in the movie she was watching.
Will God bless me when I divorce this woman? Help. And pray for me.
What colour were they?
observer1

Casey, IL

#11 Aug 21, 2011
As a female , sir it does't doesn't matter if you are Christian or not, if you can't take care of your wife as a man in all aspects of the marriage , your wife has the sense to take care of herself . So if you want to divorce her ,make sure you tell the judge she had an orgasm without you. Divorce would give her the opportunity to make up for all the lack of orgasms for years while cooking,cleaning,doing laundry ,working,raising kids and taking care of y our sorry ass. You won't have to worry about what color will give her the buzz. You will be more concern why yours turned Blue. lol
observer1

Casey, IL

#12 Aug 21, 2011
You may want to ask her not to get the computer wet until you check the warranty.
Lesson Learned

London, KY

#13 Aug 21, 2011
Sounds like she might feel blessed if you divorced her. Get real!
sweet pea

Manchester, KY

#15 Aug 21, 2011
Just talk to her about it and find out why. Maybe then you will understand and you will discover what she likes and why she is doing it .Please dont end your marriage it could cost you in the end and be understanding when you talk with her.
Hfd

Somerset, KY

#16 Aug 22, 2011
Distraught wrote:
I just caught my wife watching porn on our computer! And masturbating! She had some little thing in her hand that was buzzing.
She knows I am a good Christian man who loves the LORD JESUS, but I simply don't know what to do about this. And I already have two children with her, married for over 7 years now.
And to make matters worse, there were several colored men having relations with one white woman in the movie she was watching.
Will God bless me when I divorce this woman? Help. And pray for me.
Thx man I needed the laugh.
Well

Pflugerville, TX

#17 Aug 22, 2011
You should feel lucky she pleased herself instead of going outside the marriage!

“Hopping around Topix”

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On The Highway To Hell

#18 Aug 22, 2011
O Boy wrote:
Sounds like you just found out she is normal get over it
No shat,If their was more woman doing this the divorce rate wouldn`t be so high.LOl

“Make time ”

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

for contemplation

#19 Aug 22, 2011
Distraught wrote:
I just caught my wife watching porn on our computer! And masturbating! She had some little thing in her hand that was buzzing.
She knows I am a good Christian man who loves the LORD JESUS, but I simply don't know what to do about this. And I already have two children with her, married for over 7 years now.
And to make matters worse, there were several colored men having relations with one white woman in the movie she was watching.
Will God bless me when I divorce this woman? Help. And pray for me.
It's called a vibrator. There's not a single word written in the Bible regarding female masturbation. Why on earth would you consider divorce? Orgasms are good and beneficial for well being. You are unhappy that she would try to get one without you - regardless of what she was watching (could have been two women and one man)- what she was watching seems immaterial. Perhaps you haven't considered taking a little uhm extra time with her? Or perhaps you yourself consider sex to be strictly an act of procreation and don't look forward to that intimacy? Also, did she want you to catch her? Where were the kids? There's something very odd about this - hope the two of you seek counseling - actually, based on your post - I hope you get some help first - because she might be the one that decides to divorce you.
u know

London, KY

#20 Aug 22, 2011
The divorce rate wouldnt be so high if so many people wasnt just plain trash. Who said the husband wasnt pleasing her? You cant please some people it takes several to do so and tho she may not have cheated physically she did in her heart I bet you that. Divorce her and find someone that doesnt feel the need to be gang banged.

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#21 Aug 22, 2011
Junket wrote:
<quoted text>
It's called a vibrator. There's not a single word written in the Bible regarding female masturbation. Why on earth would you consider divorce? Orgasms are good and beneficial for well being. You are unhappy that she would try to get one without you - regardless of what she was watching (could have been two women and one man)- what she was watching seems immaterial. Perhaps you haven't considered taking a little uhm extra time with her? Or perhaps you yourself consider sex to be strictly an act of procreation and don't look forward to that intimacy? Also, did she want you to catch her? Where were the kids? There's something very odd about this - hope the two of you seek counseling - actually, based on your post - I hope you get some help first - because she might be the one that decides to divorce you.
you people need to read your bible more. Yes the bible does mention female masturbation and just like everything else that feels good, the bible is against it.

Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

Sounds like a dildo to me.

“Everyone deserves a chance”

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#22 Aug 22, 2011
Man.. I tell you what.. You need to find out what YOU can do to satisfy her more often. God put married couples together and what they do, or how freaky they get in the bedroom is not a sin.

Also the color of the man skin is not important. If you truly believed in GOD and truly believed that we are all brother and sister. That statement you made wouldn't have came from you.. So what..
You apparently are not doing enough for her and maybe she could teach you a little.. Just ask her.
What can I do to satisfy you more. Don't be ashamed. DO IT!!! If she can put her mouth on you- Then you can do it in return.
She

United States

#23 Aug 22, 2011
Sir I do know how you feel. I've caught my BF doing this several times. It makes me feel horrible because I will do whatever he needs to make sure he is happy except bring in another person. I just feel like im not enough to make him happy. Talk to her and let her know how it makes you feel. How is your sex life? I mean do you go long periods without intimacy? Do you make sure she is pleasures also? A big thing is let her know you enjoy being with her like that. That's one reason I felt really bad was because he stopped having his finale with me. It's okay to bring in toys to help things out a little when you're together. The gang bang thing is disturbing to me though. But that's not my cup of tea.

“Make time ”

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Since: Sep 09

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#24 Aug 22, 2011
--MAMMON-- wrote:
<quoted text>
you people need to read your bible more. Yes the bible does mention female masturbation and just like everything else that feels good, the bible is against it.
Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
Sounds like a dildo to me.
:-p

Whoredom! LOLOL. For some reason this sprang to my mind:

http://www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/page...

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