Hookers in El Paso
James Russell USNR

El Paso, TX

#23 Sep 26, 2012
James Russell USNR wrote:
I recently visited a prostitute for the first time. I had been faithful to my wife for 72 years, including three tours on a destroyer. I finally decided I needed to see what I was missing because my son-in-law showed me his secret stash of pornos recently and I was amazed at what these women can do. So I put on my best duds, doused myself in cologne and went looking for some sweet action. I found a gorgeous black woman who was dressed to the nines and I gave her the $400 she asked for. We went into an alley near the Club 101 and she proceeded to work me over but good. She took me in her mouth and expertly worked her tongue up and down my member. In fact, she was so good that I began to wonder how she was so knowledgeable about the male anatomy. She did all the things that drive me wild with lust until I exploded all over the GD street. She told me that if I wanted some more, she would be happy to work my backdoor with her "little friend" but I'd had enough by then and didn't want to involve another woman because that would be kinky. So I'd encourage anyone who wants a new experience to see her out because she's the best. If you want to know which one she is, she is a muscular black woman, about 6'4" and has a husky voice from years of smoking.
I've been visiting this forum now for over 20 years and this is the lowest of the low. I have never visited a prostitute and even if I did, it certainly would not be a woman in drag. You need to stop impersonating me and get your own moniker. Surely you can come up with a name or pseudonym to use in here so people don't confuse you with me? And for the record, I do not douse myself in cologne before I make sweet love to my beautiful wife.
Bad Place

El Paso, TX

#24 Sep 26, 2012
They are all over the place might want to try Lowe's Big 8 stores or Walmart sad part is most of them are draging around 7 or 9 kids with them in a beat up old car with Mexican plates on them
Uncle Remus

El Paso, TX

#25 Sep 26, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text>So, your jabber jaw rant is, that your mother is your sister? Or is your father your brother? Oh, Oh, Oh wait, that story from last week. Your father is the the one that married his daughter and had 3 retards. And one is living in El Paso, you!!! inbread pecker head. Give me your address and I will send you a banjo.
I don't have to give you my address, all you have to do is follow your mother and your sisters when they go to work in the morning.
Their foot trail will lead you all the way to my bed room, why do you want me to also tap into you?
Nobody Gives a RS

Germany

#26 Sep 26, 2012
Uncle Remus wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't have to give you my address, all you have to do is follow your mother and your sisters when they go to work in the morning.
Their foot trail will lead you all the way to my bed room, why do you want me to also tap into you?
You can't give an address because you are a troll, and don't have one to give. I highly doudt that any of my family members would follow you. The only way they would follow you is, maybe they would like to film you for a documentary on trolls for Nat Geo. The Life And Times Of A Troll. Crawl back under your bridge, and keep an eye out for the colorful van,, with a big camara. Not the green and white one. Don't forget to brush your 1 tooth.
Uncle Remus

El Paso, TX

#28 Sep 26, 2012
Nobody Gives a RS wrote:
<quoted text> You can't give an address because you are a troll, and don't have one to give. I highly doudt that any of my family members would follow you. The only way they would follow you is, maybe they would like to film you for a documentary on trolls for Nat Geo. The Life And Times Of A Troll. Crawl back under your bridge, and keep an eye out for the colorful van,, with a big camara. Not the green and white one. Don't forget to brush your 1 tooth.
Just follow your mother and sisters to work everyday and they will lead you to the tip of my penis, besides their is a strong posibility that I am your real father. Just look in the mirror at those blue hazel eyes and deep inside you will see the twinkle of my DNA. I am under the impression that you are coming on to me, I mean son and dad wouldn't that be like incest kinda queery feeling to it, but if that is what you want me to do to you. Then you have to follow your mother and your sisters when they go to work in the morning and before we get started you will have to sign the consent of release form stating that you will not cry or scream.
Because this is going to hurt you more than it is going to hurt me and I don't want to be held liable for the bloody mess that will occur. If you want to give your virginity to me it is going to cost you before I can pay you a big load.
Dont go to KMART

El Paso, TX

#31 Sep 27, 2012
Bad Place wrote:
They are all over the place might want to try Lowe's Big 8 stores or Walmart sad part is most of them are draging around 7 or 9 kids with them in a beat up old car with Mexican plates on them
at KMART they have a male mojado security guard hassling single women trying to get some
say what

El Paso, TX

#33 Sep 27, 2012
Dont go to KMART wrote:
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at KMART they have a male mojado security guard hassling single women trying to get some
What's is name and what the hell are you doing in kmart???
suggardaddy

El Paso, TX

#34 Mar 21, 2013
Sad desperate people.haha
ALFRED VON KRUEGER

El Paso, TX

#35 Mar 21, 2013
suggardaddy wrote:
Sad desperate people.haha
thats an old wives tale and controlled husbands. Be a real man
suggardaddy

El Paso, TX

#36 Mar 21, 2013
ALFRED VON KRUEGER wrote:
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thats an old wives tale and controlled husbands. Be a real man
thanks joto
sleepy

El Paso, TX

#38 May 18, 2013
Where can i find a cheap white hooker
Paul Gonzalez

El Paso, TX

#39 May 18, 2013
sleepy wrote:
Where can i find a cheap white hooker
Do you mean pale or lily white? And are you looking for around the world or anything kinky like that?
kvia

El Paso, TX

#40 May 18, 2013
sleepy wrote:
Where can i find a cheap white hooker
Your mom or sister are available.
Doc Sadler

United States

#41 May 18, 2013
sleepy wrote:
Where can i find a cheap white hooker
In a bar frequented predominantly by blacks.
DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#42 May 18, 2013
Yes I am a high price hooker at the truck stop
sleepy

El Paso, TX

#43 May 19, 2013
A white american hooker]
sleepy

El Paso, TX

#44 May 19, 2013
kvia wrote:
<quoted text>Your mom or sister are avai lable.
i dont have a sister pendejo me la prestas y mama la pinga guey
ept

United States

#45 May 19, 2013
sleepy wrote:
<quoted text> i dont have a sister pendejo me la prestas y mama la pinga guey
Keep crying like a little bitch, its.hilarious you freaking beaner.
Dr Lar

Morristown, NJ

#47 May 22, 2013
Guys guys, don't go far, just go to massage parlors, some nice Asians there, ask for the Happy Ending special..
tourist

United States

#48 Aug 21, 2013
Any one know of families that need money and would lend their daughter for some financial help?

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